Top Ten Dumbest Things to Post On Your Profile Page On TheTopTens

The Top Ten

1 I am a sexy but lonely heart just waitin' for lovin'!
2 I am Satan... follow me...

Haha I laughed so much with this one. - keyson

Cereal guy did this! - Therandom

3 Message me if you're a Piers Morgan fan!

As soon as admin sees that, s/he'll be quick off the site. - PositronWildhawk

4 I have a huge crush on your Mrs.
5 If your IQ score does not yet exceed the average number of items on your lists, I will follow you.

And then, whaddaya know? - PositronWildhawk

Ehhh... I can think of a few. Me in particular. Jk! - keycha1n

6 Follow TheYellowBrickRoad...

I heard this on the movie Abby In Wonderland. - CanadaMiner

7 I am a turnip.

This is funny! I would follow any user who adds this to their profile, even though turnips aren't my favourite thing! Shows they have a great sense of humour! - Britgirl

8 Follow me! I'm funnier than you!

Not a Smart way to kick off on the right foot - Curti2594

9 Smell that? That's me.

Wow! Please specify your smell first. I'm smelling my food now (eating right now). - Kiteretsunu

10 My name is Justin Beiber!

The Contenders

11 What a boring list!

Excuse me? Who the devil said that?!?! - PositronWildhawk

12 I'm Slim Shady and I'm the real Shady
13 I'M SO FANCY! You already know!
14 Can you stick u r as out the window, Justin Bieber ?
15 My favorite TV show is Big Brother
16 Y u no follow Puga?
17 They're gonna have to glue you back together... IN HELL!
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