Dumbest Things Said On the InternetTheLister
The Top Ten
That person was obviously trolling - Kiteretsunu
Do you need power to walk? If not, then just walk up/down the escalator. - TheLister
Oh no! I feel so bad for that escalator! It had to deal with your stupid FOR HOURS!
Perhaps they have a problem with walking up escalators? Still. - buggerV 15 Comments
I certainly recall something in the history books of America conquering Pluto. Then again, they'll conquer anything, hell yaw! - PositronWildhawk
Really? And here I was thinking Pluto was a dwarf planet all this time! Silly me! *SLAP*
In case you are wondering, I conquered Pluto when we thought it existed. - Skullkid755
Hahaaahahaahahaahahaaha. OK then. - kaisietooV 12 Comments
Pluto. It's being held on Pluto. - AnonymousChick
That's a hard one... It wouldn't be in... I don't know Brazil... That's way to obvious maybe it's a trick question.
To be fair, cups will sometimes have brand names or place names which aren't proper to the location they are supposed to be held in. It could be overlooked. - bugger
Now, this might be a bit shocking to you but... - DapperPickle
Wow. I losing the will to live with this list - kaisietooV 15 Comments
How's THAT for a coincidence? Haha! - Britgirl
That's why it's called a birthday. - TheLister
Oh my gosh really?! Is it magic?! I know! You were destined to be born! Unfortunately you wasted your life so...
No... impossible! - kaisietooV 14 Comments
Neither of them are reptiles. - TheLister
Do you like wasps? They're one of my favorite kind of fish. Also, stingrays are amazing insects - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX
So squirrels nowadays are considered reptiles? But wait, they have fur, not scales. - AnimeDrawer
Dogs are mine - kaisietooV 11 Comments
Sounds good. Earth fell into the hands of stupid people so I left earth completely and went to Japan.
Dude, Dallas IS in Texas and Ebola is in Texas too, so move to London.
First of all, Dallas is IN Texas. Second, Dallas isn't a country!
Disgusting. Move to Florida instead. - kaisietooV 12 Comments
No wonder I failed my science test I said that whales are animals and got an f - Jonathan4Life
So that means bats, cats, and dogs are not animals? - AnimeDrawer
Crocodiles are reptiles not living creatures - FireWasp2004
Well... - kaisietooV 4 Comments
Laugh out loud! This is nice. It reminds me of another joke - "I have two daughters and both are girls". I remember hearing this joke back when I was in high school. - Zizz
This person is in luck then. - gemcloben
It's really a chance thing, but I hope your first daughter is a girl for her sake. And also that she grows up in another family.
I want my moms first daughter to be a girl. - LucretiaV 14 Comments
If you were on drugs or something, then yes they would be blue. - NuMetalManiak
I drew lots of pictures of trees that I colored blue, so does that count? - BlueTopazIceVanilla
No way! Most trees are purple with gold stripes! - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX
Wasn't that Jaden Smith that said that? - kaisietooV 12 Comments
Yeah, there's one problem: New York is INSIDE America! - Turkeyasylum
If you go to New York, you'd be an Englishman. So at least you'd leave your American nationality behind. - bugger
Goodbye Philippines, I'm going to Bohol! - Neonco31
Goodbye America, but not completely, because WE ARE IN NEW YORK! - AnimeDrawer
No! Go to Florida instead you dummy! - kaisietooV 6 Comments
First dance in your underwear on the roof, then join in a police chase, then finally become a CEREAL killer. It sounds up your alley.
It's simple, grab your mouse, right click then click undo. See! Easy isn't it? - StephanTheIdiot
Well first you change your name to Coreless, then you drink a little vodka (a few bottles should do the trick), and tell a perv your phone number and address.
Impossible! - Neonco31V 2 Comments
Seriously! People who think the earth is 2012 years old are dumb! That is one reason why school is important!
No wonder jesus christ inst in the list - Jonathan4Life
Have you ever heard of B.C. ? - TheLister
Don't forget B.C. - Neonco31
That person might have taken the word "warm-blooded" too literally. - Kiteretsunu
You ARE warm blooded! Your a mammal! - NikBrusk
First, you ARE warm-blooded. Second, that's not the meaning of warm-blooded - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX
Then why do I feel warm then? And the same applies to other humans. - AnimeDrawer
Duh, Obama is His Last Name and his First Name is Barack.
Last name Is barack and first name is obama. (Sarcastic) - AnonymousChick
Barack. Yes, his name is Obama Barack - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX
I hope Barack likes jelly filled donuts. Nothing beats like a jelly filled donut - YoshiAppleV 7 Comments
No matter how long I look at this quote, it never makes any more sense.
Oh, at first I thought this said "how are we minors if are eyes aren't real" - EliHbk
If our eyes aren't real, then how can we see? Exactly, our eyes are 100% real
Cause eyes and mirrors should switch places for names - Skullkid755V 1 Comment
You, child, are an astonishing example of how far mankind can go! How stupid they can become! Bless you, and I hope you die in peace
This guy also went to say that a tomato is not a fruit. Does this guy have a brain or not?
The Sun is a sun is a star. - TheLister
Someone tried to convice me that I'm a guy I'm not a guy I'm a jonathan (that's my real name) - Jonathan4LifeV 1 Comment
Yeah, they do, but the problem is, do you? - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX
Umm, I am not sure about that. But they do know what they are doing. - AnimeDrawer
No they have bowls - SirSkeletorThe3rd
Do you? - Jonathan4LifeV 4 Comments
You know what they say! Toasters toast toast!
Toasters toast BREAD. Get your facts straight first.
I say this all the time. It's a favourite quote of mine. - Wolftail
Yes, actually - EliHbkV 8 Comments
I saw someone say this because they thought people were being mean to him but he was the real jerk and then thought they should get arrested and said 999 instead of 911 - simpsondude
I need gods help so I'm going to dial 666 - Jonathan4Life
This is how to do it in London
But that is not even an emergancy. We need to call 888! - AnimeDrawerV 6 Comments
It's The Opposite, Unfortunately
Just, don't tell her the bad news... - Turkeyasylum
Don't tell her anything 0_0 - SamuiNeko
He my hiv test also came positive lets have sex - Jonathan4LifeV 2 Comments
Yes! And if anything you can always eat a magic potato and cross your fingers and everything will be just fine. I mean if course Asian people fall from the sky, dropped by cloud mermaids. Common knowledge.
Well, apparently, Asia is the continent which has the biggest population in the world, so where do you think they come from? Chinese Laboratories? Factories? You decide!
Asia has the world's largest population, smart one. - TwilightKitsune
How is this person so damn stupid?V 2 Comments
"I fold" tower? Is that a tower that can fold itself on a certain time? Don't you think it's a dangerous place to have sex? - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX
I think someone tried that. It was very hard due to the flimsy folded towel structure. I think the Eiffel Tower is WAAAY more romantic and structurally sound
Is iFold tower a tower that can fold itself? Well, I guess that's not really a safe place to have sex - FireWasp2004
Introducing the iFold, which automatically folds your laundry and you can have sex on top of it! - cartoonfan101V 2 Comments
I think she does, and she probably even owns the city.(not meant to be taken seriously) - AnimeDrawerV 1 Comment
California IS in America! - SamuiNeko
Yeah, US government sucks, California YEAH! - 05yusuf09
I'm sick of the universe so I'm moving to the milky way galaxy - Jonathan4Life
One issue- California is dictated by megatron now and he doesn't want any stupid or otherwise unintelligent life entering. #sorryyoucantcomein #Whatsthepassword #thishashtagthingissostupidV 1 Comment
Yeah, but you have to realize that you will be forever alone if you do so.
Sure, and try it with a bagel in your hat! It adds some spice to it, especially when you are dancing to the abc song
It depends on if you want a social life or not - SpectralOwl
Only if I was there - Jonathan4Life
This is the stupidest thing I've ever read. - NikBrusk
Not unless you eat a magic mailbox
Have you been rolling in his clothes again? Bad moron! I'll get the spray bottle
Your boyfriend has a colon AND it smells?
You guys are getting a little too comfy - Jonathan4Life
No, you will have to log in without an account. - Skullkid755
Can you help me reaad I want to read about the dumbestquestions I found on the internet - Jonathan4LifeV 3 Comments
Whoever said this please leave this planet before you are murdered
Well technically swag means secretly we are gay and if I remember correctly God warned against that so that sounds about right. Justin Bieber sounds gay to me.
Yeah, as if you need swag to get into the Kingdom of God.
Whoever said this, please commit suicide to survive me. (I had to take it down to their IQ level)V 4 Comments
Whoever Said this is really high.
This is an opinion, and I respect it. It should not be called dumb. - AnimeDrawer
A potato could rap better than she ever could.
And you are good at having bad taste. - Skullkid755V 2 Comments
Hmm... You don't suppose someone survived and that maybe you ever read your history do you? Nah!
That's right, if you don't have photographic evidence it never happened(sarcastic)V 2 Comments
Wow, he must of been using it wrong
Spell your words right, geez! - TheMeaningOfLifeIs42
How was the surgery?
That's not how it works. If your a man, you're an Uncle. If you're a woman, you're an Aunt. - NikBrusk
Unless you are a very sad person who is desperate, then you aren't a mom or a dad. - Skullkid755
If It's Your Sister That's Pregnant, Then Yes, You Are an Aunt or an Uncle.
I don't think this is dumb because maybe his gender was "Other" - TheMinecraftGamerV 2 Comments
Dude, You can't walk on the sun. You would walk THROUGH the sun
Probably not, he moved away but his cousin doesn't mind being stepped on
No, but they will walk on the Parent. - Skullkid755
No. It is too cold.V 2 Comments
Apparently this person felt that those two things correlated, so he just left it in a run-on sentence. - ArchAces
Oh yeah, the one thing on this list that's on this website. (Worst Songs of 2015: Worth It - Fifth Harmony) - WonkeyDude98
I give this my award for most grammatical errors in a single sentence.
Most likely said by a gangster wannabe from a high school.
What? - FireWasp2004
Your stupidity glows brighter then even your grammar errors. Life wouldn't be as meaningless without you. No thank you.
This person who gave up on you forevee
Thanks for telling me I didn't know that - Jonathan4LifeV 3 Comments
How can it suck if my marceline is one of the characters? She's my little love, my cheeky cub, my baby...
One of the greatest shows ever, just you sucks, you hater - 05yusuf09
Adventure time, come on grab your friends, we'll try to escape these morons.V 4 Comments
Don't worry, the amount of stupid in this quote gave me cancer.
Going to read your slightly offensive and very stupid comment now, hope I don't catch the moron disease. Just kidding, I'm Hispanic.V 3 Comments
Seriously, 9/11 isn't something to joke about. A lot of people lost their lives that day. You must not know the nightmare those people went through.
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9/11 wasnt joke! It is rude and offensive to most people to post things like this! Shame on you!
But Zelda is good and is fun after a week.. - Skullkid755V 1 Comment
Really? Were you paying attention in school?
What about clouds then? What do clouds exist for. I think a cloud needs to come here to shower anyone who thinks it does not rain in Australia. - AnimeDrawer
I pity your friend... Having to deal with you is probably the hardest thing one could do.
I live in Australia and yes, it does rain! Seriously, who wrote this? - animallover1V 3 Comments
This isn't dumb, it's an opinion.
Plus, the five episodes of this show that I caught and watched were good, but I haven't watched it in years, so Arthur is a pretty good show, in my opinion. - TheLister
Saying Arthur is the best show ever is REALLY EXTREMELY DUMB! This belongs in first place!
I wouldn't say they need to be banned. They are still cool, even if they hate Arthur. - TheListerV 2 Comments
So she won by being the last person to die from starvation and disease? Wow - SirSkeletorThe3rdV 3 Comments
Yes, and so it the stork. What happened was they hired a new guy and he had to make a few deliveries. He dropped one. I'm so sorry.
No, but you are to young to be on the internet. - Skullkid755
No, but unfortunately Hitler once did.V 1 Comment
Someone keeps posting these idiotic statements.V 1 Comment
Id rather be dead then listens to your adviceV 4 Comments
Okay, Please Don't Talk About Your Balls.
Darn ninth graders from my school. - AnonymousChick
Are gonna get cut off by me if you say that again. - Skullkid755V 2 Comments
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