Dumbest Things Said On the InternetTheLister
The Top Ten
Use your dam legs. There's a show and this was the plot for one of the episodes. This one girl knew he should've used his legs though.
You what kids when I was your age we used our legs to get sound maybe should you yours on this escalator - GentlemanJonathan
Maybe he was paraplegic!
Why don't you walk up the escalators if the power went out? There! Problem solved! - HowToTrainYourDragonFan1001V 22 Comments
Guys add another star we have our 51st state - GentlemanJonathan
Pluto is a American state? Amazing! :-D - HowToTrainYourDragonFan1001
So, doesn’t that make all the other planets states? ADD MORE STARS TO THE FLAG - KingSlayer93316
Wait, Pluto was a state? No way! We all know otherwise! - allamassalV 17 Comments
Antarctica. Duh - KingSlayer93316
In space in 2040. Isn't that obvious? - HowToTrainYourDragonFan1001
Pluto. It's being held on Pluto. - AnonymousChick
IT WILL BE LOCATED IN BRAZIL! BAH! ARE THEY DUMB? - Gabo147V 18 Comments
This isn't dumb.This is a recent discovery billions of people just found out today. - DarkBoi-X
Wow. Most mindblowing fact ever. - HowToTrainYourDragonFan1001
Oh my god! I didn’t know that. What a coincidence - KingSlayer93316
How's THAT for a coincidence? Haha! - BritgirlV 19 Comments
My favorite reptile is a dog (sarcasm) - KingSlayer93316
Haha! My favourite reptile is the bird! - HowToTrainYourDragonFan1001
Shark is my favorite bird. - MrCoolC
Both of them are mammals. Geez. - Gabo147V 15 Comments
Be sure to say hi to sandy the squirrel for me - GentlemanJonathan
Yeah, Dallas is my least favorite country too! Now, I live in a country called North America!
Dammit! Dallas is in Texas! - Gabo147
Sounds good. Earth fell into the hands of stupid people so I left earth completely and went to Japan.V 15 Comments
No wonder I failed my science test I said that whales are animals and got an f - Jonathan4Life
So that means bats, cats, and dogs are not animals?
Spiders are arachnids not living creatures - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX
Humans are primates not creatures. - Powerfulgirl10V 3 Comments
And I want my first son to be a boy! LOL! - HowToTrainYourDragonFan1001
This is on one of SSSniperWolf's "Dumbest Tweets" videos. - CartoonCriticizer
I want mine to be a boy.
You do you, I just want my first son to be a boyV 17 Comments
They could be colorblind, the person who said this.
If you were on drugs or something, then yes they would be blue. - NuMetalManiak
I drew lots of pictures of trees that I colored blue, so does that count? - BlueTopazIceVanilla
Wasn't that Jaden Smith that said that? - kaisietooV 13 Comments
But that's still in America. - allamassal
Yeah, there's one problem: New York is INSIDE America! - Turkeyasylum
If you go to New York, you'd be an Englishman. So at least you'd leave your American nationality behind.
Goodbye Philippines, I'm going to Bohol! - Neonco31
Goodbye America, but not completely, because WE ARE IN NEW YORK!V 7 Comments
Seriously? There have only been 2018 years? Don't forget about the billions of years before 1 AD. - allamassal
Seriously! People who think the earth is 2012 years old are dumb! That is one reason why school is important!
No wonder jesus christ inst in the list - Jonathan4Life
Have you ever heard of B.C. ? - TheListerV 1 Comment
First dance in your underwear on the roof, then join in a police chase, then finally become a CEREAL killer. It sounds up your alley.
It's simple, grab your mouse, right click then click undo. See! Easy isn't it? - StephanTheIdiot
Well first you change your name to Coreless, then you drink a little vodka (a few bottles should do the trick), and tell a perv your phone number and address.
I know tell your husband to have sex with you and try the same exact positions and hen you will get pregnant with the same babay again - Jonathan4LifeV 2 Comments
Duh, Obama is His Last Name and his First Name is Barack.
I hope Barack likes jelly filled donuts. Nothing beats like a jelly filled donut - YoshiApple
Last name Is barack and first name is obama. (Sarcastic) - AnonymousChick
Barack. Yes, his name is Obama Barack - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxXV 7 Comments
No matter how long I look at this quote, it never makes any more sense.
Oh, at first I thought this said "how are we minors if are eyes aren't real" - EliHbk
If our eyes aren't real, then how can we see? Exactly, our eyes are 100% real
Cause eyes and mirrors should switch places for names - Skullkid755V 1 Comment
That person might have taken the word "warm-blooded" too literally. - Kiteretsunu
First, you ARE warm-blooded. Second, that's not the meaning of warm-blooded - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX
Then why do I feel warm then? And the same applies to other humans.
Earth is a Earth, not a planet. - MrCoolC
You, child, are an astonishing example of how far mankind can go! How stupid they can become! Bless you, and I hope you die in peace
The Sun is a sun is a star. - TheLister
This guy also went to say that a tomato is not a fruit. Does this guy have a brain or not?V 2 Comments
I feel a strong urge to have some toast now.
You know what they say! Toasters toast toast!
Toasters toast BREAD. Get your facts straight first.
I say this all the time. It's a favourite quote of mine. - WolftailV 10 Comments
Yeah, they do, but the problem is, do you? - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX
Umm, I am not sure about that. But they do know what they are doing.
No they have bowls - SirSkeletorThe3rd
Yes, but you don't... - AnanyaV 4 Comments
This is both gross and racist. I feel so embarrassed as an Asian reading this. - MChkflaguard_Yt
*cough* Happy Ending *cough*
Without the last part of the sentence - StarlightSpanks
Yes! And if anything you can always eat a magic potato and cross your fingers and everything will be just fine. I mean if course Asian people fall from the sky, dropped by cloud mermaids. Common knowledge.
Well, apparently, Asia is the continent which has the biggest population in the world, so where do you think they come from? Chinese Laboratories? Factories? You decide!V 4 Comments
I saw someone say this because they thought people were being mean to him but he was the real jerk and then thought they should get arrested and said 999 instead of 911 - simpsondude
I need gods help so I'm going to dial 666 - Jonathan4Life
This is how to do it in London
I was attempted with this in an online argument!V 7 Comments
It's The Opposite, Unfortunately
Just, don't tell her the bad news... - Turkeyasylum
Don't tell her anything 0_0 - SamuiNeko
He my hiv test also came positive lets have sex - Jonathan4LifeV 2 Comments
Have fun getting impaled by the point of the I FOLD TOWER - KingSlayer93316
Oh, a tower you can just fold? Lol.
"I fold" tower? Is that a tower that can fold itself on a certain time? Don't you think it's a dangerous place to have sex? - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX
I think someone tried that. It was very hard due to the flimsy folded towel structure. I think the Eiffel Tower is WAAAY more romantic and structurally soundV 2 Comments
No, she lives on Pluto - KingSlayer93316
No, she lives in Hilton.
I think she does, and she probably even owns the city.(not meant to be taken seriously)
Did isacc newton invent the newton? - Jonathan4Life
A California-less America? WHAT KIND OF AMAZING UTOPIA IS THIS?
California IS in America! - SamuiNeko
Yeah, US government sucks, California YEAH! - 05yusuf09
I'm sick of the universe so I'm moving to the milky way galaxy - Jonathan4LifeV 2 Comments
It depends on if you want a social life or not - SpectralOwl
Yeah, but you have to realize that you will be forever alone if you do so.
Sure, and try it with a bagel in your hat! It adds some spice to it, especially when you are dancing to the abc song
Only if I was there - Jonathan4Life
No, but pressing the unwind button can. - MrCoolC
Not unless you eat a magic mailbox
Have you been rolling in his clothes again? Bad moron! I'll get the spray bottle
Your boyfriend has a colon AND it smells?
You guys are getting a little too comfy - Jonathan4Life
Well, I'm not religious but, Christ has more swag
Whoever said this please leave this planet before you are murdered
Yeah, as if you need swag to get into the Kingdom of God.
Well technically swag means secretly we are gay and if I remember correctly God warned against that so that sounds about right. Justin Bieber sounds gay to me.V 5 Comments
It's just a movie! - Neonco31
Hmm... You don't suppose someone survived and that maybe you ever read your history do you? Nah!
So rose is fake? - Jonathan4Life
That's right, if you don't have photographic evidence it never happened(sarcastic)
Just look at it carefully...
No, you will have to log in without an account. - Skullkid755
Mind went down...indeed. - NuMetalManiak
Can you help me reaad I want to read about the dumbestquestions I found on the internet - Jonathan4Life
This is an opinion, not a fact - KingSlayer93316
Whoever Said this is really high.
A potato could rap better than she ever could.
This is an opinion, and I respect it. It should not be called dumb.V 3 Comments
Maybe at night. - MrCoolC
Probably not, he moved away but his cousin doesn't mind being stepped on
Dude, You can't walk on the sun. You would walk THROUGH the sun
No, but they will walk on the Parent. - Skullkid755V 3 Comments
Seriously, 9/11 isn't something to joke about. A lot of people lost their lives that day. You must not know the nightmare those people went through.
This Item Is Very Offensive! Take This Off The List Now!
9/11 wasnt joke! It is rude and offensive to most people to post things like this! Shame on you!
Is it still on your sweater as well? - KingSlayer93316
Wow, he must of been using it wrong
How was the surgery?
Spell your words right, geez! - TheMeaningOfLifeIs42
Unless you are a very sad person who is desperate, then you aren't a mom or a dad. - Skullkid755
If It's Your Sister That's Pregnant, Then Yes, You Are an Aunt or an Uncle.
If your sister is pregnant, then you will be both uncle and aunt.
I don't think this is dumb because maybe his gender was "Other" - TheMinecraftGamerV 1 Comment
Oh yeah, the one thing on this list that's on this website. (Worst Songs of 2015: Worth It - Fifth Harmony) - WonkeyDude98
Type in “Google.com” into the search engine. Duh - KingSlayer93316
I give this my award for most grammatical errors in a single sentence.
Most likely said by a gangster wannabe from a high school.
Your stupidity glows brighter then even your grammar errors. Life wouldn't be as meaningless without you. No thank you.
This person who gave up on you forevee
Thanks for telling me I didn't know that - Jonathan4Life
So do you! - Neonco31
You don't say? I would have never ever guessedn :D where is my knife? I need to stab someone who's life is already worthless
To me the intro song sucks, but I'm not really interested in the show - WWEWBMortalKombatFan
Once again, this is an opinion - KingSlayer93316
How can it suck if my marceline is one of the characters? She's my little love, my cheeky cub, my baby...
I love Adventure Time - Neonco31V 6 Comments
Don't worry, the amount of stupid in this quote gave me cancer.
That is so racist! - 05yusuf09
This is just so offensive.
Going to read your slightly offensive and very stupid comment now, hope I don't catch the moron disease. Just kidding, I'm Hispanic.
1. Zelda came out first
2. I don't see no Similarities - WWEWBMortalKombatFan
Some kid legit said this once.
But Zelda is good and is fun after a week.. - Skullkid755
Has the person who said this heard of gravity? - allamassal
Really? Were you paying attention in school?
What about clouds then? What do clouds exist for. I think a cloud needs to come here to shower anyone who thinks it does not rain in Australia.
I pity your friend... Having to deal with you is probably the hardest thing one could do.V 4 Comments
Once again, this is an opinion, not a fact. Respect other people’s opinions - KingSlayer93316
This isn't dumb, it's an opinion.
Plus, the five episodes of this show that I caught and watched were good, but I haven't watched it in years, so Arthur is a pretty good show, in my opinion. - TheLister
It is your haters - Jonathan4Life
Saying Arthur is the best show ever is REALLY EXTREMELY DUMB! This belongs in first place!
I wouldn't say they need to be banned. They are still cool, even if they hate Arthur. - TheListerV 1 Comment
You need a history lesson. - MrCoolC
So she won by being the last person to die from starvation and disease? Wow - SirSkeletorThe3rd
It's so wrong, but so funny... - Turkeyasylum
Say that in English.V 1 Comment
No, that’s Jupiter. Where do you think that is? - KingSlayer93316
No it’s the Berlin Wall. - MrCoolC
Actually, believe it or not that's Pluto. It's very nice up there- I even have a summer home up there with Optimus prime.
No it's the wall on the souther border that donald trump built - Jonathan4LifeV 2 Comments
They took place in 1794 - KingSlayer93316
This one is dumb if they were asking what year it is, but not what month in the year it will be. - allamassal
Last year - MrCoolC
It depends if they're asking the year or the month. - SamuiNekoV 2 Comments
Yes, and so it the stork. What happened was they hired a new guy and he had to make a few deliveries. He dropped one. I'm so sorry.
No, but unfortunately Hitler once did.
No, but you are to young to be on the internet. - Skullkid755
How Old Are You, 3?
Someone keeps posting these idiotic statements.
No, he sells napoleons
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