Dumbest Things Said On the Internet
The Top Ten
Use your dam legs. There's a show and this was the plot for one of the episodes. This one girl knew he should've used his legs though.
If you were stuck cause they power went out, does that mean you're a robot. If you are a robot, then that means those verification things for accounts aren't good.
Oh no, there is nothing you can do to get out of there! But wait a second, there is. And it is called moving your feet, or known as walking.
Why don't you walk up the escalators if the power went out? There! Problem solved!
I certainly recall something in the history books of America conquering Pluto. Then again, they'll conquer anything, hell yaw!
How can someone write so many wrong things. Pluto actually does exist and it was never considered a state in America.
This person was obviously trying to be funny. Someone with such stupidness wouldn't even know what the Internet is.
Really? And here I was thinking Pluto was a dwarf planet all this time! Silly me! *SLAP*
That's a hard one... It wouldn't be in... I don't know Brazil... That's way to obvious maybe it's a trick question.
To be fair, cups will sometimes have brand names or place names which aren't proper to the location they are supposed to be held in. It could be overlooked.
It says it right in front of you. The dude needs to go to a hospital ASAP
It might be held in Iran, North Korea, Hell, the Death Star, or Bikini Bottom. - SoongeBill
I have an idea lets hold the 2016 rio olymics in mexico just so people can ask where it is
Oh my gosh really?! Is it magic?! I know! You were destined to be born! Unfortunately you wasted your life so...
Your birthday is on the same date every month, just on a different day
Seriously? It took you your whole life to make that discovery?
Isn't the "birth" in birthday the same as born?
Sounds good. Earth fell into the hands of stupid people so I left earth completely and went to Japan.
Wait, Dallas is a country? You mean the countryside? I thought that was an urban city for a second.
Yeah, Dallas is my least favorite country too! Now, I live in a country called North America!
I'm leaving america and going to california I heard it's a good country LOL
Awesome! I love cats, their the best kind of insect you know. Their freindly to intelligent people though so you may have to stick with cold blooded squirrels
Do you like wasps? They're one of my favorite kind of fish. Also, stingrays are amazing insects
So squirrels nowadays are considered reptiles? But wait, they have fur, not scales.
Reptile!? Probably you don't know very much about animals.
No wonder I failed my science test I said that whales are animals and got an f
"Just when I thought they couldn't get any stupider."
So that means bats, cats, and dogs are not animals?
Spiders are arachnids not living creatures
New York City is a strange place. Lawfully, it is a part of America. In terms of people and what happens, it is a completely different world.
Goodbye Philippines, I'm going to Bohol!
Goodbye Indonesia, I'm going to Jakarta
No! Go to Florida instead you dummy!
Laugh out loud! This is nice. It reminds me of another joke - "I have two daughters and both are girls". I remember hearing this joke back when I was in high school.
It's really a chance thing, but I hope your first daughter is a girl for her sake. And also that she grows up in another family.
This person was very close just change daughter with Child. This person deserves claps he did his/her best
And there seems to be no sign of common sense anywhere...
Shh... It's ok... Just look at those pretty blue trees! It will make you feel better about all those rude comments. Oh look! A pretty blue leaf fell, just stare at that while I grab my knife and stand behind you ominously ok?
I drew lots of pictures of trees that I colored blue, so does that count?
If you were on drugs or something, then yes they would be blue.
I once ate mcdonalds and my poop was pink and purple
Seriously! People who think the earth is 2012 years old are dumb! That is one reason why school is important!
Seriously? There have only been 2018 years? Don't forget about the billions of years before 1 AD.
Have you ever heard of B.C. ?
No wonder jesus christ inst in the list
First dance in your underwear on the roof, then join in a police chase, then finally become a CEREAL killer. It sounds up your alley.
Well first you change your name to Coreless, then you drink a little vodka (a few bottles should do the trick), and tell a perv your phone number and address.
It's simple, grab your mouse, right click then click undo. See! Easy isn't it?
First, you ARE warm-blooded. Second, that's not the meaning of warm-blooded
That person might have taken the word "warm-blooded" too literally.
Then why do I feel warm then? And the same applies to other humans.
I hope Barack likes jelly filled donuts. Nothing beats like a jelly filled donut
Duh, Obama is His Last Name and his First Name is Barack.
Last name Is barack and first name is obama. (Sarcastic)
Barack. Yes, his name is Obama Barack
No matter how long I look at this quote, it never makes any more sense.
Oh, at first I thought this said "how are we minors if are eyes aren't real"
If our eyes aren't real, then how can we see? Exactly, our eyes are 100% real
Cause eyes and mirrors should switch places for names
You, child, are an astonishing example of how far mankind can go! How stupid they can become! Bless you, and I hope you die in peace
This guy also went to say that a tomato is not a fruit. Does this guy have a brain or not?
Someone tried to convice me that I'm a guy I'm not a guy I'm a jonathan (that's my real name)
Thank you! I have been wondering this for years
Umm, I am not sure about that. But they do know what they are doing.
Yeah, they do, but the problem is, do you?
Bigger brains than you have for sure
No they have bowls
I was attempted with this in an online argument!
Oh no! Not my dentist! Anyone but that!
Actually, 999 IS the number for the police in the UK.. just saying
I need gods help so I'm going to dial 666
One issue- California is dictated by megatron now and he doesn't want any stupid or otherwise unintelligent life entering. #sorryyoucantcomein #Whatsthepassword #thishashtagthingissostupid
California isn't America anymore. It's a Hispanic Communist country that runs on Welfare
I'm sick of the universe so I'm moving to the milky way galaxy
California IS in America!
I say this all the time. It's a favourite quote of mine.
I need help I'm in the grocery store and can't find toast
You know what they say! Toasters toast toast!
I feel a strong urge to have some toast now.
I think someone tried that. It was very hard due to the flimsy folded towel structure. I think the Eiffel Tower is WAAAY more romantic and structurally sound
"I fold" tower? Is that a tower that can fold itself on a certain time? Don't you think it's a dangerous place to have sex?
Oh, a tower you can just fold? Lol.
Go ahead but don't fold you d! ck
I think she does, and she probably even owns the city.(not meant to be taken seriously)
No, she lives in Hilton.
No, she lives on Pluto
Did isacc newton invent the newton?
Yes! And if anything you can always eat a magic potato and cross your fingers and everything will be just fine. I mean if course Asian people fall from the sky, dropped by cloud mermaids. Common knowledge.
Well, apparently, Asia is the continent which has the biggest population in the world, so where do you think they come from? Chinese Laboratories? Factories? You decide!
This is both gross and racist. I feel so embarrassed as an Asian reading this.
Asia has the world's largest population, smart one.
Hmm... You don't suppose someone survived and that maybe you ever read your history do you? Nah!
If this movie is fake then every other movie with a ship sinking is fake as well
That's right, if you don't have photographic evidence it never happened(sarcastic)
It's just a movie!
Sure, and try it with a bagel in your hat! It adds some spice to it, especially when you are dancing to the abc song
Depends on what you want your parents to view you like. Play it safe or be stupid.
Yeah, but you have to realize that you will be forever alone if you do so.
It depends on if you want a social life or not