Dumbest Things Said On the Internet
The Top Ten Dumbest Things Said On the Internet
Use your dam legs. There's a show and this was the plot for one of the episodes. This one girl knew he should've used his legs though.
You what kids when I was your age we used our legs to get sound maybe should you yours on this escalator - GentlemanJonathan
That person was obviously trolling - Kiteretsunu
Do you need power to walk? If not, then just walk up/down the escalator. - TheLister
I certainly recall something in the history books of America conquering Pluto. Then again, they'll conquer anything, hell yaw! - PositronWildhawk
Really? And here I was thinking Pluto was a dwarf planet all this time! Silly me! *SLAP*
In case you are wondering, I conquered Pluto when we thought it existed. - Skullkid755
How can someone write so many wrong things. Pluto actually does exist and it was never considered a state in America.
Pluto. It's being held on Pluto. - AnonymousChick
Now, this might be a bit shocking to you but... - DapperPickle
That's a hard one... It wouldn't be in... I don't know Brazil... That's way to obvious maybe it's a trick question.
To be fair, cups will sometimes have brand names or place names which aren't proper to the location they are supposed to be held in. It could be overlooked.
In space in 2040. Isn't that obvious? - HowToTrainYourDragonFan1001
Duh. The top 3 quotes right now ARE stupid, but this.. this is perfect!
How's THAT for a coincidence? Haha! - Britgirl
Oh my gosh really?! Is it magic?! I know! You were destined to be born! Unfortunately you wasted your life so...
That's why it's called a birthday. - TheLister
Neither of them are reptiles. - TheLister
Do you like wasps? They're one of my favorite kind of fish. Also, stingrays are amazing insects - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX
So squirrels nowadays are considered reptiles? But wait, they have fur, not scales.
Haha! My favourite reptile is the bird! - HowToTrainYourDragonFan1001
Sounds good. Earth fell into the hands of stupid people so I left earth completely and went to Japan.
Dude, Dallas IS in Texas and Ebola is in Texas too, so move to London.
First of all, Dallas is IN Texas. Second, Dallas isn't a country!
Wait, Dallas is a country? You mean the countryside? I thought that was an urban city for a second.
No wonder I failed my science test I said that whales are animals and got an f - Jonathan4Life
So that means bats, cats, and dogs are not animals?
Spiders are arachnids not living creatures - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX
Humans are primates not creatures. - Powerfulgirl10
Laugh out loud! This is nice. It reminds me of another joke - "I have two daughters and both are girls". I remember hearing this joke back when I was in high school. - Zizz
This person is in luck then. - gemcloben
It's really a chance thing, but I hope your first daughter is a girl for her sake. And also that she grows up in another family.
This person was very close just change daughter with Child. This person deserves claps he did his/her best - HollowArrow
If you were on drugs or something, then yes they would be blue. - NuMetalManiak
I drew lots of pictures of trees that I colored blue, so does that count? - BlueTopazIceVanilla
They could be colorblind, the person who said this.
Wasn't that Jaden Smith that said that? - kaisietoo
New York City is a strange place. Lawfully, it is a part of America. In terms of people and what happens, it is a completely different world.
Yeah, there's one problem: New York is INSIDE America! - Turkeyasylum
If you go to New York, you'd be an Englishman. So at least you'd leave your American nationality behind.
Goodbye Philippines, I'm going to Bohol! - Neonco31
Goodbye America, but not completely, because WE ARE IN NEW YORK!
Seriously! People who think the earth is 2012 years old are dumb! That is one reason why school is important!
Seriously? There have only been 2018 years? Don't forget about the billions of years before 1 AD. - allamassal
No wonder jesus christ inst in the list - Jonathan4Life
Have you ever heard of B.C. ? - TheLister
Duh, Obama is His Last Name and his First Name is Barack.
I hope Barack likes jelly filled donuts. Nothing beats like a jelly filled donut - YoshiApple
Last name Is barack and first name is obama. (Sarcastic) - AnonymousChick
Barack. Yes, his name is Obama Barack - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX
First dance in your underwear on the roof, then join in a police chase, then finally become a CEREAL killer. It sounds up your alley.
It's simple, grab your mouse, right click then click undo. See! Easy isn't it? - StephanTheIdiot
Well first you change your name to Coreless, then you drink a little vodka (a few bottles should do the trick), and tell a perv your phone number and address.
I know tell your husband to have sex with you and try the same exact positions and hen you will get pregnant with the same babay again - Jonathan4Life
No matter how long I look at this quote, it never makes any more sense.
Oh, at first I thought this said "how are we minors if are eyes aren't real" - EliHbk
If our eyes aren't real, then how can we see? Exactly, our eyes are 100% real
Cause eyes and mirrors should switch places for names - Skullkid755
That person might have taken the word "warm-blooded" too literally. - Kiteretsunu
First, you ARE warm-blooded. Second, that's not the meaning of warm-blooded - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX
Then why do I feel warm then? And the same applies to other humans.
You, child, are an astonishing example of how far mankind can go! How stupid they can become! Bless you, and I hope you die in peace
The Sun is a sun is a star. - TheLister
This guy also went to say that a tomato is not a fruit. Does this guy have a brain or not?
Earth is a Earth, not a planet. - MrCoolC
You know what they say! Toasters toast toast!
Toasters toast BREAD. Get your facts straight first.
I say this all the time. It's a favourite quote of mine. - Wolftail
-ERROR- -ERROR- intelligence not found! Please be less stupid and come back later
Yeah, they do, but the problem is, do you? - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX
Umm, I am not sure about that. But they do know what they are doing.
No they have bowls - SirSkeletorThe3rd
Yes, but you don't... - Ananya
This is both gross and racist. I feel so embarrassed as an Asian reading this. - MChkflaguard_Yt
Yes! And if anything you can always eat a magic potato and cross your fingers and everything will be just fine. I mean if course Asian people fall from the sky, dropped by cloud mermaids. Common knowledge.
Well, apparently, Asia is the continent which has the biggest population in the world, so where do you think they come from? Chinese Laboratories? Factories? You decide!
*cough* Happy Ending *cough*
Without the last part of the sentence - StarlightSpanks
I saw someone say this because they thought people were being mean to him but he was the real jerk and then thought they should get arrested and said 999 instead of 911 - simpsondude
This is how to do it in London
I need gods help so I'm going to dial 666 - Jonathan4Life
I was attempted with this in an online argument!
It's The Opposite, Unfortunately
Just, don't tell her the bad news... - Turkeyasylum
Don't tell her anything 0_0 - SamuiNeko
He my hiv test also came positive lets have sex - Jonathan4Life
"I fold" tower? Is that a tower that can fold itself on a certain time? Don't you think it's a dangerous place to have sex? - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX
Have fun getting impaled by the point of the I FOLD TOWER - KingSlayer93316
Oh, a tower you can just fold? Lol.
I think someone tried that. It was very hard due to the flimsy folded towel structure. I think the Eiffel Tower is WAAAY more romantic and structurally sound
I think she does, and she probably even owns the city.(not meant to be taken seriously)
No, she lives in Hilton.
No, she lives on Pluto - KingSlayer93316
Did isacc newton invent the newton? - Jonathan4Life
California IS in America! - SamuiNeko
Yeah, US government sucks, California YEAH! - 05yusuf09
I'm sick of the universe so I'm moving to the milky way galaxy - Jonathan4Life
California isn't America anymore. It's a Hispanic Communist country that runs on Welfare - SirSkeletorThe3rd
Yeah, but you have to realize that you will be forever alone if you do so.
Sure, and try it with a bagel in your hat! It adds some spice to it, especially when you are dancing to the abc song
It depends on if you want a social life or not - SpectralOwl
Only if I was there - Jonathan4Life
Not unless you eat a magic mailbox
No, but pressing the unwind button can. - MrCoolC
Have you been rolling in his clothes again? Bad moron! I'll get the spray bottle
Your boyfriend has a colon AND it smells?
You guys are getting a little too comfy - Jonathan4Life
Whoever said this please leave this planet before you are murdered
Yeah, as if you need swag to get into the Kingdom of God.
Well technically swag means secretly we are gay and if I remember correctly God warned against that so that sounds about right. Justin Bieber sounds gay to me.
Well, I'm not religious but, Christ has more swag
It's just a movie! - Neonco31
Hmm... You don't suppose someone survived and that maybe you ever read your history do you? Nah!
So rose is fake? - Jonathan4Life
That's right, if you don't have photographic evidence it never happened(sarcastic)
Just look at it carefully...
No, you will have to log in without an account. - Skullkid755
Mind went down...indeed. - NuMetalManiak
Can you help me reaad I want to read about the dumbestquestions I found on the internet - Jonathan4Life
Whoever Said this is really high.
This is an opinion, and I respect it. It should not be called dumb.
A potato could rap better than she ever could.
And you are good at having bad taste. - Skullkid755
Probably not, he moved away but his cousin doesn't mind being stepped on
Dude, You can't walk on the sun. You would walk THROUGH the sun
No, but they will walk on the Parent. - Skullkid755
Maybe at night. - MrCoolC
Seriously, 9/11 isn't something to joke about. A lot of people lost their lives that day. You must not know the nightmare those people went through.
This Item Is Very Offensive! Take This Off The List Now!
9/11 wasnt joke! It is rude and offensive to most people to post things like this! Shame on you!
I give this my award for most grammatical errors in a single sentence.
Most likely said by a gangster wannabe from a high school.
Your stupidity glows brighter then even your grammar errors. Life wouldn't be as meaningless without you. No thank you.
This person who gave up on you forevee
Wow, he must of been using it wrong
Is it still on your sweater as well? - KingSlayer93316
How was the surgery?
Spell your words right, geez! - TheMeaningOfLifeIs42
Unless you are a very sad person who is desperate, then you aren't a mom or a dad. - Skullkid755
If It's Your Sister That's Pregnant, Then Yes, You Are an Aunt or an Uncle.
If your sister is pregnant, then you will be both uncle and aunt.
I don't think this is dumb because maybe his gender was "Other" - TheMinecraftGamer
Type in “Google.com” into the search engine. Duh - KingSlayer93316
Thanks for telling me I didn't know that - Jonathan4Life
So do you! - Neonco31
You don't say? I would have never ever guessedn :D where is my knife? I need to stab someone who's life is already worthless
To me the intro song sucks, but I'm not really interested in the show - WWEWBMortalKombatFan
I love Adventure Time - Neonco31
How can it suck if my marceline is one of the characters? She's my little love, my cheeky cub, my baby...
One of the greatest shows ever, just you sucks, you hater - 05yusuf09
Don't worry, the amount of stupid in this quote gave me cancer.
That is so racist! - 05yusuf09
This is just so offensive.
Going to read your slightly offensive and very stupid comment now, hope I don't catch the moron disease. Just kidding, I'm Hispanic.
Some kid legit said this once.
But Zelda is good and is fun after a week.. - Skullkid755
1. Zelda came out first
2. I don't see no Similarities - WWEWBMortalKombatFan
Really? Were you paying attention in school?
What about clouds then? What do clouds exist for. I think a cloud needs to come here to shower anyone who thinks it does not rain in Australia.
I pity your friend... Having to deal with you is probably the hardest thing one could do.
Thank you about that I was about to go there my self but I don't want to go to space - Jonathan4Life
This isn't dumb, it's an opinion.
Plus, the five episodes of this show that I caught and watched were good, but I haven't watched it in years, so Arthur is a pretty good show, in my opinion. - TheLister
It is your haters - Jonathan4Life
Saying Arthur is the best show ever is REALLY EXTREMELY DUMB! This belongs in first place!
I wouldn't say they need to be banned. They are still cool, even if they hate Arthur. - TheLister
Once again, this is an opinion, not a fact. Respect other people’s opinions - KingSlayer93316
It's so wrong, but so funny... - Turkeyasylum
So she won by being the last person to die from starvation and disease? Wow - SirSkeletorThe3rd
You need a history lesson. - MrCoolC
Say that in English.
Actually, believe it or not that's Pluto. It's very nice up there- I even have a summer home up there with Optimus prime.
No it's the wall on the souther border that donald trump built - Jonathan4Life
Nah, it's the devil's lair - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX
No it's your self portrait. - Skullkid755
It depends if they're asking the year or the month. - SamuiNeko
This one is dumb if they were asking what year it is, but not what month in the year it will be. - allamassal
What year is the 2016 election going to be in - Jonathan4Life
They took place in 1794 - KingSlayer93316
Yes, and so it the stork. What happened was they hired a new guy and he had to make a few deliveries. He dropped one. I'm so sorry.
No, but unfortunately Hitler once did.
No, but you are to young to be on the internet. - Skullkid755
How Old Are You, 3?
Someone keeps posting these idiotic statements.
No, he sells napoleons