Dumbest Things Said On the InternetTheLister
The Top Ten
That person was obviously trolling - Kiteretsunu
Do you need power to walk? If not, then just walk up/down the escalator. - TheLister
Oh no! I feel so bad for that escalator! It had to deal with your stupid FOR HOURS!
Trolling? - kaisietooV 15 Comments
I certainly recall something in the history books of America conquering Pluto. Then again, they'll conquer anything, hell yaw! - PositronWildhawk
Really? And here I was thinking Pluto was a dwarf planet all this time! Silly me! *SLAP*
In case you are wondering, I conquered Pluto when we thought it existed. - Skullkid755
Hahaaahahaahahaahahaaha. OK then. - kaisietooV 12 Comments
Pluto. It's being held on Pluto. - AnonymousChick
That's a hard one... It wouldn't be in... I don't know Brazil... That's way to obvious maybe it's a trick question.
Now, this might be a bit shocking to you but... - DapperPickle
Wow. I losing the will to live with this list - kaisietooV 16 Comments
How's THAT for a coincidence? Haha! - Britgirl
That's why it's called a birthday. - TheLister
Oh my gosh really?! Is it magic?! I know! You were destined to be born! Unfortunately you wasted your life so...
No... impossible! - kaisietooV 15 Comments
Sounds good. Earth fell into the hands of stupid people so I left earth completely and went to Japan.
Dude, Dallas IS in Texas and Ebola is in Texas too, so move to London.
First of all, Dallas is IN Texas. Second, Dallas isn't a country!
Disgusting. Move to Florida instead. - kaisietooV 13 Comments
Neither of them are reptiles. - TheLister
Do you like wasps? They're one of my favorite kind of fish. Also, stingrays are amazing insects - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX
So squirrels nowadays are considered reptiles? But wait, they have fur, not scales. - AnimeDrawer
Dogs are mine - kaisietooV 11 Comments
No wonder I failed my science test I said that whales are animals and got an f - Jonathan4Life
So that means bats, cats, and dogs are not animals? - AnimeDrawer
Crocodiles are reptiles not living creatures - FireWasp2004
Well... - kaisietooV 4 Comments
Laugh out loud! This is nice. It reminds me of another joke - "I have two daughters and both are girls". I remember hearing this joke back when I was in high school. - Zizz
This person is in luck then. - gemcloben
It's really a chance thing, but I hope your first daughter is a girl for her sake. And also that she grows up in another family.
I want my eight year old sister to be a girl - kaisietooV 15 Comments
Seriously! People who think the earth is 2012 years old are dumb! That is one reason why school is important!V 4 Comments
If you were on drugs or something, then yes they would be blue. - NuMetalManiak
I drew lots of pictures of trees that I colored blue, so does that count? - BlueTopazIceVanilla
Nonsense. Trees are white with yellow polka dots - FireWasp2004
Wasn't that Jaden Smith that said that? - kaisietooV 14 Comments
Yeah, there's one problem: New York is INSIDE America! - Turkeyasylum
Goodbye Philippines, I'm going to Bohol! - Neonco31
Goodbye America, but not completely, because WE ARE IN NEW YORK! - AnimeDrawer
No! Go to Florida instead you dummy! - kaisietooV 7 Comments
First dance in your underwear on the roof, then join in a police chase, then finally become a CEREAL killer. It sounds up your alley.
It's simple, grab your mouse, right click then click undo. See! Easy isn't it? - StephanTheIdiot
How can I get pregnant without having sex - Jonathan4Life
Impossible! - Neonco31V 4 Comments
That person might have taken the word "warm-blooded" too literally. - Kiteretsunu
You ARE warm blooded! Your a mammal! - NikBrusk
First, you ARE warm-blooded. Second, that's not the meaning of warm-blooded - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX
Then why do I feel warm then? And the same applies to other humans. - AnimeDrawer
I saw someone say this because they thought people were being mean to him but he was the real jerk and then thought they should get arrested and said 999 instead of 911 - simpsondude
I need gods help so I'm going to dial 666 - Jonathan4Life
This is how to do it in London
But that is not even an emergancy. We need to call 888! - AnimeDrawerV 6 Comments
Duh, Obama is His Last Name and his First Name is Barack.
Last name Is barack and first name is obama. (Sarcastic) - AnonymousChick
Barack. Yes, his name is Obama Barack - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX
I hope Barack likes jelly filled donuts. Nothing beats like a jelly filled donut - YoshiAppleV 7 Comments
No matter how long I look at this quote, it never makes any more sense.
Oh, at first I thought this said "how are we minors if are eyes aren't real" - EliHbk
If our eyes aren't real, then how can we see? Exactly, our eyes are 100% real
Cause eyes and mirrors should switch places for names - Skullkid755V 1 Comment
You, child, are an astonishing example of how far mankind can go! How stupid they can become! Bless you, and I hope you die in peace
This guy also went to say that a tomato is not a fruit. Does this guy have a brain or not?
The Sun is a sun is a star. - TheLister
Someone tried to convice me that I'm a guy I'm not a guy I'm a jonathan (that's my real name) - Jonathan4LifeV 1 Comment
Yeah, they do, but the problem is, do you? - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX
Umm, I am not sure about that. But they do know what they are doing. - AnimeDrawer
No they have bowls - SirSkeletorThe3rd
Do you? - Jonathan4LifeV 4 Comments
You know what they say! Toasters toast toast!
Toasters toast BREAD. Get your facts straight first.
I say this all the time. It's a favourite quote of mine. - Wolftail
Yes, actually - EliHbkV 8 Comments
Yes! And if anything you can always eat a magic potato and cross your fingers and everything will be just fine. I mean if course Asian people fall from the sky, dropped by cloud mermaids. Common knowledge.
Well, apparently, Asia is the continent which has the biggest population in the world, so where do you think they come from? Chinese Laboratories? Factories? You decide!
Asia has the world's largest population, smart one. - TwilightKitsune
How is this person so damn stupid?V 2 Comments
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