Dumbest Things Said On the Internet


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21 My HIV tests came back positive. I'M CLEAN! Thank God for good health!

It's The Opposite, Unfortunately

Just, don't tell her the bad news... - Turkeyasylum

Don't tell her anything 0_0 - SamuiNeko

He my hiv test also came positive lets have sex - Jonathan4Life

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22 I want to have sex on top of the I fold tower.

"I fold" tower? Is that a tower that can fold itself on a certain time? Don't you think it's a dangerous place to have sex? - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

I think someone tried that. It was very hard due to the flimsy folded towel structure. I think the Eiffel Tower is WAAAY more romantic and structurally sound

Is iFold tower a tower that can fold itself? Well, I guess that's not really a safe place to have sex - FireWasp2004

Introducing the iFold, which automatically folds your laundry and you can have sex on top of it! - cartoonfan101

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23 Does Paris Hilton Live in Paris?

I think she does, and she probably even owns the city.(not meant to be taken seriously) - AnimeDrawer

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24 I'm sick of the US government, so I'm moving to California.

You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes. You also can't see that California is IN America. - NikBrusk

Yeah, US government sucks, California YEAH! - 05yusuf09

I'm sick of the universe so I'm moving to the milky way galaxy - Jonathan4Life

California IS in America! - SamuiNeko

Ugh stop taking those items seriously it's pathetic and not meant to be taken seriously - GamerMike35

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25 Will getting an abortion make me back into a virgin?

This is the stupidest thing I've ever read. - NikBrusk

Not unless you eat a magic mailbox

26 My sweater smells like my boyfriend's colon!

Have you been rolling in his clothes again? Bad moron! I'll get the spray bottle

Your boyfriend has a colon AND it smells?

You guys are getting a little too comfy - Jonathan4Life

27 Is it OK to touch myself when my parents have sex?

Yeah, but you have to realize that you will be forever alone if you do so.

Sure, and try it with a bagel in your hat! It adds some spice to it, especially when you are dancing to the abc song

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28 On Yahoo Answers: Can you help me make a Yahoo Acoount? Mind went down...

No, you will have to log in without an account. - Skullkid755

Can you help me reaad I want to read about the dumbestquestions I found on the internet - Jonathan4Life

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29 Nicki Minaj is a good rapper

Whoever Said this is really high.

This is an opinion, and I respect it. It should not be called dumb. - AnimeDrawer

A potato could rap better than she ever could.

Justin bieber sounds like a woman - Jonathan4Life

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30 I think the Titanic is fake, because how do they record it when everyone on the ship is dying!

Hmm... You don't suppose someone survived and that maybe you ever read your history do you? Nah!

That's right, if you don't have photographic evidence it never happened(sarcastic)

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31 When he's left and you can still smell his colon on his pillow...

Wow, he must of been using it wrong

32 I got a new colon today! V 2 Comments
33 My sister is pregnant! I can't wait to see if I'm an aunt or an uncle!

That's not how it works. If your a man, you're an Uncle. If you're a woman, you're an Aunt. - NikBrusk

Unless you are a very sad person who is desperate, then you aren't a mom or a dad. - Skullkid755

If It's Your Sister That's Pregnant, Then Yes, You Are an Aunt or an Uncle.

I don't think this is dumb because maybe his gender was "Other" - TheMinecraftGamer

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34 Do You Think Humans Will Ever Walk On the Sun?

Dude, You can't walk on the sun. You would walk THROUGH the sun

Probably not, he moved away but his cousin doesn't mind being stepped on

No, but they will walk on the Parent. - Skullkid755

No. It is too cold.

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35 It's sucks monkey butts and this is madness.

Apparently this person felt that those two things correlated, so he just left it in a run-on sentence. - ArchAces

Oh yeah, the one thing on this list that's on this website. (Worst Songs of 2015: Worth It - Fifth Harmony) - WonkeyDude98

36 Why girls love going to yogart class stretin and s***. And don't be eatin no yogart

I give this my award for most grammatical errors in a single sentence.

Most likely said by a gangster wannabe from a high school.

What? - FireWasp2004

Dear student,
Your stupidity glows brighter then even your grammar errors. Life wouldn't be as meaningless without you. No thank you.

No love,
This person who gave up on you forevee

37 Oh My God, The Annoying Orange is so Annoying

Thanks for telling me I didn't know that - Jonathan4Life

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38 Adventure Time Sucks

How can it suck if my marceline is one of the characters? She's my little love, my cheeky cub, my baby...

One of the greatest shows ever, just you sucks, you hater - 05yusuf09

Adventure time, come on grab your friends, we'll try to escape these morons.

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39 Going to Africa. Hope I don't get AIDS. Just kidding, I'm white!

Don't worry, the amount of stupid in this quote gave me cancer.

Going to read your slightly offensive and very stupid comment now, hope I don't catch the moron disease. Just kidding, I'm Hispanic.

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40 Justin Bieber has more swag than Jesus Christ

Whoever said this please leave this planet before you are murdered

Well technically swag means secretly we are gay and if I remember correctly God warned against that so that sounds about right. Justin Bieber sounds gay to me.

Yeah, as if you need swag to get into the Kingdom of God.

Who dare say this? - Neonco31

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2. Will getting an abortion make me back into a virgin?
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3. I want to have sex on top of the I fold tower.
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