Top Ten Dumbest Things to Say When You Know You've Been Caught In the ActBritgirl You know you've been caught doing something you shouldn't but instead of 'fessing up, we tell blatant lies. But what's the dumbest excuse for your treachery? Spill, I say.
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And I suppose her clothing was torn off in the G-force of the fall...? - Britgirl
This is so funny. What a dumb thing to say.
Now this one is way too close to home! - Barry2013
UYes, she fell on you and knocked your close off. - HeavyDonkeyKong
"Then what are you doing in bed? " - Rocko
The last biscuit in the tin is the one you didn't touch, hmm? - Britgirl
Such a cunning play of words. This gave a lot of ideas. - Kiteretsunu
Especially if you're a man - MoldySock
Just as your swag falls from your jumper..Ha! Explain yourself then, Madam. - Britgirl
PositronWildhawk...! Are you speaking from experience...?! Haha! - Britgirl
It's the easy one to fake. Just replace the batteries in the remote with dead ones in advance, and constantly tap it as if you were changing channel. - PositronWildhawk
I've used this when on my laptop I've watched Tickling videos of Girls
I'm like my friend told me to see this or I'm just watching a funny youtube video - Curti2594
No!... I wouldn't dream of it... Hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm...
It would make an excellent prank, though. Just switch to the channel, take the batteries out, wait for your victim to come into the living room after a long day, and call his/her boy/girlfriend or wife/husband home. I might try it on my brother sometime. Or one of my parents. - PositronWildhawk
Whoever says this is a very smart person (JK) - Songsta41
This is cool, and so aux!
I think a lot of people uses this one. - funnyuser
Ha ha I use this one all the time. - FluffyBanana
There's no-one in bed with me, this person right here doesn't exist! Now, where were we? - Rocko
That one killed me! That is by far the silliest excuse for anything in the world! Your best list so far, Britgirl. - PositronWildhawk
That's some bloody big hernia then... - Britgirl
This will make her forget all about the other person in the bed - Songsta41
I do that a lot - SirSheep
This is funny. Along with number 9! - funnyuser
I knew the GCSEs were stressful, but this is an entirely different matter. - Rocko
Let's not go into the details about the "exam". Chances are it's a new "way of doing it". Save it for the students. - PositronWildhawk
I'm just going to say it. It's MY list so...was it an "oral" exam? - Britgirl
Really that's the oddest medical exam iv seenV 1 Comment
This reminds me of an electric song I Speak No Americano. - funnyuser
Funny thing is, when I was at school there were two twin students, they were mostly in different classes as they got different grades and they were both troublemakers. Once a teacher walked into the class and told one of them off about something, and he said "What? I never did this! It must have been my twin." The teacher didn't believe him, but she then found out for herself that it was entirely true. - Rocko
At least I can actually use this one - SirSheep
It would be nice if I had a almost identical twin or even a twin. - funnyuser
I actually do that...A LOT.
I wonder what the teacher would say to that. - Minecraftcrazy530
I've done that before it totally works because if I'm scared as hell I go to my parents room. Wake up and say how did I get here and they said you sleepwalked when we all know I ran up in that room. Haha
Haha very interesting to see how this would play out - Curti2594
This is also a Line in a Song but it's kind of Brilliant when you think of it! - Curti2594
And herhis mother said," How could you do that? " I was looking real hard. " yeah right ". - funnyuser
I've written a short story about this situation. It was never published. Haha.. - Britgirl
Must be a bloody lifelike model, then. - PositronWildhawk
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