Top Ten Dumbest Things to Say When You Know You've Been Caught In the ActYou know you've been caught doing something you shouldn't but instead of 'fessing up, we tell blatant lies. But what's the dumbest excuse for your treachery? Spill, I say.
The Top Ten
And I suppose her clothing was torn off in the G-force of the fall...?
This is so funny. What a dumb thing to say.
Now this one is way too close to home!
UYes, she fell on you and knocked your close off.
The last biscuit in the tin is the one you didn't touch, hmm?
Such a cunning play of words. This gave a lot of ideas.
"Then what are you doing in bed? "
Just as your swag falls from your jumper..Ha! Explain yourself then, Madam.
Especially if you're a man
No!... I wouldn't dream of it... Hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm...
It would make an excellent prank, though. Just switch to the channel, take the batteries out, wait for your victim to come into the living room after a long day, and call his/her boy/girlfriend or wife/husband home. I might try it on my brother sometime. Or one of my parents.
It's the easy one to fake. Just replace the batteries in the remote with dead ones in advance, and constantly tap it as if you were changing channel.
PositronWildhawk...! Are you speaking from experience...?! Haha!
I've used this when on my laptop I've watched Tickling videos of Girls
I'm like my friend told me to see this or I'm just watching a funny youtube video
Whoever says this is a very smart person (JK)
This is cool, and so aux!
I think a lot of people uses this one.
Ha ha I use this one all the time.
That one killed me! That is by far the silliest excuse for anything in the world! Your best list so far, Britgirl.
There's no-one in bed with me, this person right here doesn't exist! Now, where were we?
This will make her forget all about the other person in the bed
That's some bloody big hernia then...
This is funny. Along with number 9!
I do that a lot
Let's not go into the details about the "exam". Chances are it's a new "way of doing it". Save it for the students.
I'm just going to say it. It's MY list so...was it an "oral" exam?
I knew the GCSEs were stressful, but this is an entirely different matter.
Really that's the oddest medical exam iv seen
This reminds me of an electric song I Speak No Americano.
Funny thing is, when I was at school there were two twin students, they were mostly in different classes as they got different grades and they were both troublemakers. Once a teacher walked into the class and told one of them off about something, and he said "What? I never did this! It must have been my twin." The teacher didn't believe him, but she then found out for herself that it was entirely true.
It would be nice if I had a almost identical twin or even a twin.
At least I can actually use this one
I wonder what the teacher would say to that.
I actually do that...A LOT.
I've done that before it totally works because if I'm scared as hell I go to my parents room. Wake up and say how did I get here and they said you sleepwalked when we all know I ran up in that room. Haha
This is also a Line in a Song but it's kind of Brilliant when you think of it!
Haha very interesting to see how this would play out
And herhis mother said," How could you do that? " I was looking real hard. " yeah right ".
I've written a short story about this situation. It was never published. Haha..
Must be a bloody lifelike model, then.