Top Ten Dumbest Things to Say In Church

The Top Ten

1 Satan rules!!

I am Satan. Follow me into the bowels of Hell

This is a joke

2 I committed a crime, the end.

3 What's the point of Easter?

This is a joke

4 God sucks, amen

This is a joke

5 Let's have a bible ripping contest

6 I'm racist

7 Your dresses look bad

8 Instead of heaven I want to go to Bilo

9 Hitter is my hero!

10 Nah, I'm to lazy for prayers

The Contenders

11 Allahu Akbar

This is the thing you should say

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