Top Ten Dumbest Things to Say to the Pizza Delivery Guy

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The Top Ten

1 What's with all the bread? I asked for a pepper only!

Especially Sam Pepper. I payed him to hold someone's buttcheeks for six consecutive hours. - SuperHyperdude

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2 Thanks a lot for coming. Get in the oven or you're dead!

Yum! Humans hope he left pizza for us before we cook him and eat him lol! - speed

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3 You can't charge me for what's not there! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

I wanna do this so bad. He'll probably just glare at me though while laughing and telling him it's a joke. - MontyPython

4 I didn't order a pizza! I ordered £50 million or I would kill the hostages!

Ohh! That sounds fun - speed

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5 Do I know you from high school? No, you wouldn't have got that far.

They're giving me pizza. I'm not going to be mean to them. - keycha1n

Ha ha if I'm successful in life I'd totally say this. But I probably wouldn't be eating that much pizza. Dang it! - MrQuaz680

If someone gives me free pizza, I would kiss them straight in the lips. That's how much I love it. - PizzaGuy

Ooh that's so mean

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6 Well, I know how much that was. It's a pity you don't need to pass nursery school maths to qualify as a pizza boy.
7 Do you find that pizzas ever talk to you...torment your soul? I'll show you...

That sounds like something a pizza/ghost Pokemon trainer would say

8 I know you keep corpses in that van...

I know you do, Timmy. Give me my pizza, Timmy.

9 Quick! The curry man's arrived!
10 Do you sell crystal meth?

Would be nice if the pizza guy sells cocaine. - Delgia2k

The Contenders

11 Say something funny or I give your tip to my daughter.

I voted for my own entry. Is that wrong?

I said it and he took my pizza

12 Can I have a discount?
13 Would you like to make a baby
14 I don't like ethnic food!
15 Krusty krab pizza

Did this and the guy started singing with me

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16 Too Late. . . The Pizza Is Free V 1 Comment
17 Oops! Wrong house we didn't order pizza we ordered hamburgers, next time probably!
18 No.
19 Oh, no, see, I'm allergic to pizza
20 I like donuts, not pizza!

Well I have donuts too! Don't CARE!

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1. Thanks a lot for coming. Get in the oven or you're dead!
2. What's with all the bread? I asked for a pepper only!
3. You can't charge me for what's not there! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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1. Thanks a lot for coming. Get in the oven or you're dead!
2. You can't charge me for what's not there! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
3. What's with all the bread? I asked for a pepper only!
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