Top Ten Dumbest Things to Say at Random Following a Murder

Everyone's a bit suspicious of everyone, and then you let one of these get out to the community. Bad move.

The Top Ten

1 Did you see me in my new jeans that day?

Interesting. Were they bought before 8:38 pm last Tuesday? - PositronWildhawk

2 Well, let's get the funeral over with. Hopefully the killer will turn up.

This would certainly be an interesting turn of events. - PositronWildhawk

3 That crowbar set me back twenty quid!

20 quid?! You were robbed! - Britgirl

4 I'm sure that it was short and to the point.
5 Of all the idiots it could have been...
6 So, that liver I needed is no longer available?

I'm sure if you negotiate with the medical examiner, you MIGHT just get a new liver. And if you do what Jake Peralta did in Brooklyn Nine-Nine in real life, you'll get a scalpel in your eye. - PositronWildhawk

7 How did you get JFK?
8 This is sooo exciting! Who did it?!?!

This list is too good - YanRocky

Haha! This is exactly what my dear nana would say. Or she would spent an hour with the detectives telling them their job.
Great list, my friend! - Britgirl

I lo-o-o-ve murder cases... Or maybe murders... *Police approaches you*. - Kiteretsunu

9 Siri, do you know of any murderers?

Well, I asked her. She had no idea. - PositronWildhawk

10 Sorry to hear about this. Who's up for a movie?

I am! Let's go watch the movie where they try to figure out who the killer is. The one who guesses the identity of the murderer before the movie ends gets a candy bar! - DamnFineCupOfCoffee

The Contenders

11 Hey, kid. Keep this bloodstained dagger with hair on it for me, will ya?
12 Oops... My bad
13 I know what you're all thinking! You think I did it! But I didn't! I know the murderer looked exactly like me! And I know he was wearing the same clothes I am now! And, yes, I was there! But it wasn't me! It was him!
14 You're supposed to be a dumb blonde women that has 2 left feet!
15 Whoever did it raise your hand!
16 Justin Bieber sucks
17 Its friday friday gotta get down on friday fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun ...
18 Ummmmmmmm... He did it.
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Top Remixes

1. Did you see me in my new jeans that day?
2. That crowbar set me back twenty quid!
3. Well, let's get the funeral over with. Hopefully the killer will turn up.


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