Top 10 Dumbest Things to Say When You Are Caught In Your Underwear In Public

Another list. Snow blizzard mess and staying home, I'm completely bored.

The Top Ten

1 Don't mind if I take a crap

The faces would be priceless! - keycha1n

I don't mind if I do, thanks. - PositronWildhawk

Don't crap in public! - JaysTop10List

2 Eww! Why are you looking at my butt?

That would be really awkward and everyone would be silent for the next 8 minutes. - JaysTop10List

3 These underwear are so tight, Victoria's secret did a bad job on this

If you was a girl saying that, then it would be reasonable

But if you was a boy...crickets chirping. - JaysTop10List

4 Ooh! The grass, a good place to do business

One question, are you a dog or a human? Well, I think you're a STUPIDDD - please, finish the rest of that bloody song. - JaysTop10List

5 Would do you want my underwear?

I'm kind of running out of ideas, so I'm going to try my best to get this 10 Items. - JaysTop10List

6 Everyone! Show that underwear!

Wow, do you think that everyone is going to pull down their pants and run around the whole neighborhood almost naked? - JaysTop10List

7 Gangnam style!

Haha, Gangnam Style in your underwear. Very funny. No wait, OH GOD. - JaysTop10List

8 My underwear looks prettier than jennifer lawrence's
9 I feel pretty!

You know that song? - JaysTop10List

10 These look gorgeous on me

That's what you think... Not us. - JaysTop10List

The Contenders

11 I'm gonna sing the doom song
12 Who Ya Gonna Call?
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Top Remixes

1. Don't mind if I take a crap
2. Eww! Why are you looking at my butt?
3. These underwear are so tight, Victoria's secret did a bad job on this


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