Top 10 Dumbest Things to Say When You Are Caught In Your Underwear In Public

Another list. Snow blizzard mess and staying home, I'm completely bored.
The Top Ten
1 Don't mind if I take a crap

The faces would be priceless!

I don't mind if I do, thanks.

Don't crap in public!

2 Eww! Why are you looking at my butt?

That would be really awkward and everyone would be silent for the next 8 minutes.

3 These underwear are so tight, Victoria's secret did a bad job on this

If you was a girl saying that, then it would be reasonable

But if you was a boy...crickets chirping.

4 Ooh! The grass, a good place to do business

One question, are you a dog or a human? Well, I think you're a STUPIDDD - please, finish the rest of that bloody song.

5 Would do you want my underwear?

I'm kind of running out of ideas, so I'm going to try my best to get this 10 Items.

6 Everyone! Show that underwear!

Wow, do you think that everyone is going to pull down their pants and run around the whole neighborhood almost naked?

7 Gangnam style!

Haha, Gangnam Style in your underwear. Very funny. No wait, OH GOD.

8 My underwear looks prettier than jennifer lawrence's
9 I feel pretty!

You know that song?

10 These look gorgeous on me

That's what you think... Not us.

The Contenders
11 I'm gonna sing the doom song
12 Who Ya Gonna Call?
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