Top Ten Dumbest Things to Say When You Meet Jason Voorhees

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This list is just a joke, please don't take it seriously.

The Top Ten

1 Nice machete! Can I see it up close?

Well, if I'm not mistaken, he has hit people in the head with it before? - nintendofan126

2 Why are you wearing a hockey mask? Did you get back from your vacation to Canada?

I'm not trying to offend canadians. I'm just being funny. - nintendofan126

3 OMG! You're on my lunch box!

This sounds like something Eternal_Laughter would say. - RiverClanRocks

I'm guessing a crazy fan girl would say this? - nintendofan126

Sounded like a fangirl. - DynastiNoble

4 That's a big butter knife you got there!

That ain't no butter knife son! That there is a deadly weapon. - nintendofan126

5 Didn't I see you on TV last night?

Yes! Their was a horror movie marathon. - nintendofan126

6 When you swim, you sink like a rock!

Unless you want him to go berserk on you...don't say this! - nintendofan126

7 You always seem angry? You should have a Snickers!

If they made a commercial about this, that would be so funny! - nintendofan126

Then Jason would kill you anyway but eat the Snickers bar. Lol! - Pony

Me:You seem angry!
Me:Eat a Snickers!
Me:Better?
Jason:Better!

You are not You when your Hungey

8 Die you idiot!

I would say this and then shoot him with my dad's .22 Caliber rifle. - RiverClanRocks

9 Let's Just Dance Baby!

If you told him this, theirs a chance he might do the robot. - nintendofan126

10 Go screw yourself!

The Contenders

11 You killed 158 people? You deserve a cookie!

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think jason has killed more than Freddy Krueger And Michael myers combined? - nintendofan126

12 Your name sounds more like a teenage boy's name than a grown man's name
13 Do you like Alice Cooper?
14 Can you make me some toast with that machete you got there?

I would ask for cinnamon on mine! - nintendofan126

15 Twerk It Jay Jay!

Should be number ome - ParkerFang

If you saw the twerking video of him by Daretobestupidshow, then you know what I mean.

16 It's Friday! Friday! Gotta get down on Friday!
17 Can I be your partner?
18 When are you and the other Red Wings gonna throw octopuses into the ice rink?
19 Did you find any cool stuff down there in the lake?
20 Do you think your son Justin would like camp?

Remember the Family Guy episode Killer Queen?

21 Ya ever seen the woody Allen Film, Manhattan?
22 Will you be my boyfriend?
23 Did you see the online comic 'Amy, Blaze, and Tails Moon the Moon'?

If you don't know what that is, look it up on Deviantart

24 You are so awkward when you are a teenager.
25 Do you hate Dora the Explorer?
26 What is your favorite color?
27 What is your reaction to 2 Girls 1 Cup?
28 What would you do if Eyeless Jack took your kidneys?
29 What cartoons do you watch?
30 What do you think of the SpongeBob episode A Pal for Gary?
31 Are animals awesome?
32 Can we be best friends? I'm a killer just like you!
33 Why do you kill people?
34 What are you going to do to me?
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1. Nice machete! Can I see it up close?
2. OMG! You're on my lunch box!
3. Why are you wearing a hockey mask? Did you get back from your vacation to Canada?
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1. Die you idiot!
2. Nice machete! Can I see it up close?
3. When you swim, you sink like a rock!
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