Top Ten Dumbest Things to Say When You Meet Jason Voorhees

This list is just a joke, please don't take it seriously.
The Top Ten
1 Nice machete! Can I see it up close?

Well, if I'm not mistaken, he has hit people in the head with it before?

2 Why are you wearing a hockey mask? Did you get back from your vacation to Canada?

I'm not trying to offend canadians. I'm just being funny.

3 OMG! You're on my lunch box!

This sounds like something Eternal_Laughter would say.

I'm guessing a crazy fan girl would say this?

4 That's a big butter knife you got there!

That ain't no butter knife son! That there is a deadly weapon.

5 Didn't I see you on TV last night?

Yes! Their was a horror movie marathon.

6 When you swim, you sink like a rock!
7 You always seem angry? You should have a Snickers!

Then Jason would kill you anyway but eat the Snickers bar. Lol!

If they made a commercial about this, that would be so funny!

8 Die you idiot!

I would say this and then shoot him with my dad's .22 Caliber rifle.

9 Let's Just Dance Baby!

If you told him this, theirs a chance he might do the robot.

10 Go screw yourself!
The Contenders
11 You killed 158 people? You deserve a cookie!

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think jason has killed more than Freddy Krueger And Michael myers combined?

12 Your name sounds more like a teenage boy's name than a grown man's name
13 Do you like Alice Cooper?
14 Can you make me some toast with that machete you got there?

I would ask for cinnamon on mine!

15 Twerk It Jay Jay!

If you saw the twerking video of him by Daretobestupidshow, then you know what I mean.

16 It's Friday! Friday! Gotta get down on Friday!
17 Can I be your partner?
18 When are you and the other Red Wings gonna throw octopuses into the ice rink?
19 Did you find any cool stuff down there in the lake?
20 Do you think your son Justin would like camp?

Remember the Family Guy episode Killer Queen?

21 Ya ever seen the woody Allen Film, Manhattan?
22 Will you be my boyfriend?
23 Did you see the online comic 'Amy, Blaze, and Tails Moon the Moon'?

If you don't know what that is, look it up on Deviantart

24 You are so awkward when you are a teenager.
25 Do you hate Dora the Explorer?
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