Top Ten Dumbest Things to Say at Your First Job Interview
The Top Ten
1 Can I get the job without a question?
Err... nope. Is the short answer.
2 Your office stinks.
3 Who the hell farted here?
Haha! FARTED! Haha! Also love "Can I tickle you all? " I actually would like to try that - it sounds like a fun thing to do...
This crap crazy hell
4 So you bald men are going to interview me. Huh!
5 Can I tickle you all?
Tickling desires can be overpowering, I guess.
6 You all aren't worthy enough to interview me
You all aren't worthy enough to interview me so I'll just leave, so long!
You would be fired before you even got the job if you said this
7 Hey, I want some beer here. Bring it immediately!
What if you want to be a bartender... ?
8 I don't have much time so please be quick with the interview, understand.
9 F*** you
10 Shut up
Why yes oh majestic pain in my ass I
Will definitely hire you for you wonderful insight.
The Contenders
11 I'm responsible for a major shooting at a freakin' kids school
I'm pretty sure you'd get a free ride... in a police car!
Dun dun dun... And if your already in trouble
12 Can I punch you?
13 Don't worry, I will resist punching you.
14 Can I kiss your wife?
15 Your toilet is so dirty. I could see poop distributed all around. Were they yours?
16 What's the name of your girlfriend/boyfriend? I want the phone number.
17 Pound sand
18 Mind if you suck my toe?
19 Can I have a raise?
20 I was previously fired
21 Is there an elephant in the room?
22 A little birdie told me
23 I have curtains for you
24 I beat a dead horse
25 You're crap
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