Top Ten Dumbest Things Students Have Written In Their School EssaysKiteretsunu These are collected from papers written by real students for exam purposes. These include the beginning lines.,.
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I think he/she got a bit carried away while writing the description. - Kiteretsunu
I am familiar with... - writingneeds-
Therefore, he must have been something like 5'7". - PositronWildhawk
Duude... I'd like to know how much experience this guy has with hummingbirds!
What an interesting simile! - keyson
Yes, K, I guess you should call him/her a nerd. - PositronWildhawk
Should I call him/her a nerd? - Kiteretsunu
Awesome... I have the feeling we could be friends.
I feel kinda weird on thinking what could have been the reaction of the teacher who read this. - Kiteretsunu
This is just bizarre. Why did you put it so low down, tell me true? - PositronWildhawk
Teacher may have called the parents - zuni
How old was s/he ? - funnyuser
Why would you know that?!?
Just use it in the climax of a really romantic novel and wait for the response from its readers. - Kiteretsunu
This was so very funny! How would a student have the nerve to do this?! He must have been a romantic Wodehouse fan!
The hummingbirds one was also real funny, lolz! - HezarioSeth
This guy really hates his brother-in-law. - KiteretsunuV 1 Comment
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2. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.
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2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.
3. She grew on him like she was a colony of E. coli and he was room-temperature Canadian beef.