Top Ten Dumbest Things Students Have Written In Their School EssaysThese are collected from papers written by real students for exam purposes. These include the beginning lines.,.
The Top Ten
I think he/she got a bit carried away while writing the description. - Kiteretsunu
I am familiar with... - writingneeds-
Therefore, he must have been something like 5'7". - PositronWildhawk
Duude... I'd like to know how much experience this guy has with hummingbirds!
What an interesting simile! - keyson
Yes, K, I guess you should call him/her a nerd. - PositronWildhawk
Should I call him/her a nerd? - Kiteretsunu
Awesome... I have the feeling we could be friends.
I feel kinda weird on thinking what could have been the reaction of the teacher who read this. - Kiteretsunu
This is just bizarre. Why did you put it so low down, tell me true? - PositronWildhawk
Teacher may have called the parents - zuni
How old was s/he ? - funnyuser
Why would you know that?!?
Just use it in the climax of a really romantic novel and wait for the response from its readers. - Kiteretsunu
Oh God! I love this list.
This was so very funny! How would a student have the nerve to do this?! He must have been a romantic Wodehouse fan!
The hummingbirds one was also real funny, lolz! - HezarioSeth
This guy really hates his brother-in-law. - Kiteretsunu
Wait how does phil "not work"?