Top Ten Dumbest Things to Try and Save from a House Fire

So...your beloved house is on fire. What's the dumbest thing you would fight the flames, risk your own life to try to save?

The Top Ten

1 Toilet paper

Well, it's probably been scared outta you, so...

2 Signed, framed photograph of Hitler

Hitler knows how to spell? - TwilightKitsune

Him and I were bffs in year 8! There are just too many memories! - PositronWildhawk

"I love him! I LOVE HIM! " - Britgirl


3 Expensive wallpaper

"Don't you see?! I HAVE to get back in! That wallpaper was nearly £20 a roll! " - Britgirl

4 Your full-length wardrobe mirror
5 The rubbish from your bin

My beautiful decoration! I can't let it burn! - Delgia2k

"Please! I think I threw away a tea-bag I wanted to reuse! " - Britgirl

6 T.V remote

Well, what if you had managed to save the rest of the T.V. set? It'd be rendered useless! - PositronWildhawk

7 Christmas decorations
8 Fire extinguisher
9 An out-of-date money off coupon

"Who cares about the date, I managed to save the time machine! "
"You could just go back in time and stop the fire."
"No, my wife would live if I did that." - PositronWildhawk

10 Smoke alarms

Almost as funny as matches.

The Contenders

11 Matches
12 Fart putty
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