Dumbest Things to Use As a Weapon During a Zombie Apocalypse

The Top Ten

1 Cheese

2 Waffle Iron

3 A Solo Cup

4 A Bag of Compost

5 An Empty Beer Bottle

Actually pretty good defense 1 hit only

6 A Kids Teddy Bear

7 A Butter Knife

8 A Banana

Although Monty Python's sketch about how to defend one's self against a banana is a great laugh.

9 A Plastic Childish Shovel

10 Your Head

The Contenders

11 Lamp

"I love lamp." - Brick Tamland

12 A Flame thrower that is out of gas

Whack the zombie over the head with it

13 Your Fists

A zombie could grab your arm and bite you.

14 A Bug

15 Stinky Socks

16 A Can of Beans

17 Sardines

18 A Mackerel

19 Some Macarons

20 A Stick

21 A Brain

It will make more zombies attack you

22 A feather

23 A Turd

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