Top Ten Dumbest Things You Can Do at the Time of Your Wedding

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The wedding day is very special day for every boy or girl. But if for some reason it goes wrong...

The Top Ten

1 Fart Every 5 Seconds During the Marriage Ceremony

This is such a childish thing to find funny and my poor refined Mother would have a fit! But this IS funny. FART! Haha! Sorry Mother.
Hey, great list! - Britgirl

That is why you shouldn't overeat on the day before the Wedding Day. - Kiteretsunu

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2 Take a Break to Pee When Your Partner Has Already Said "Yes" to the Marriage During the Wedding Ceremony In the Church

Well, not the best time to do that! - Kiteretsunu

3 Forget to Wear Your Underwear

Just whisper it to the bride... - PositronWildhawk

Let me imagine this... - Kiteretsunu

4 Cast a "Yo Mama!" Joke On Your Partner

Something like "Yo Mama So Dumb, She Gave Birth To You! " - PositronWildhawk

There is a time and place for joking. It's so dumb! - Kiteretsunu

Laugh out loud, so doing this at my wedding. - Alpha101

5 Say to Your Bridegroom (For a Bride) " Your Trousers' Zip Is Open!" Just Before the Wedding Kiss

That wouldn't be pleasant. - funnyuser

6 Ask the Bride's Weight (For a Bridegroom) Before the Wedding Kiss

Not so Intelligent. Intentional, I guess so. - Kiteretsunu

7 Dirty Your Bride's Wedding Dress by Throwing a Bucket Full of Mud On Her
8 Give the Wedding Kiss to Your Partner's Dog Instead

Are animals allowed for such things! - Kiteretsunu

9 Vomit On Your Partner's Face
10 Have Sex With the Bride's Sister

That is not something to do in front of the bride... - 4rs3R4mm3r

The Contenders

11 Laugh at Your Partner's Face Every 3 Minutes for No Reason
12 Show Up Stoned Beyond Belief
13 Catch Your Hair On Fire
14 Get Drunk and Hit On the Bride
15 Eat the wedding rings

That would lead to a very unpleasant morning! - funnyuser

16 Show Up Drunk
17 Ask if you could get back together with your old girlfriend.
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2. Take a Break to Pee When Your Partner Has Already Said "Yes" to the Marriage During the Wedding Ceremony In the Church
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