Top 10 Dumbest Tweets On Twitter

Some people on Twitter can be very stupid. Don't expect all to be smart.

The Top Ten

1 I rather kill myself than commit suicide

I'd rather commit suicide than kill myself! You and me are gonna have a rivalry! - TwilightKitsune

Those are the same things. - Connor360

Well at least he/she knows it's bad - Ajkloth

Hilarious. the guy who posted this must not know the meaning of the word suicide.

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2 RIP to all survivors of 9/11
3 I only have sex at night so the sperm is asleep and I won't get pregnant.

I hope her egg cell is asleep, too.

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4 Why can gays have sex while I can't have sex with my son

Hope all these Tweets aren't real. All of them are stupid but hilarious! - Alpha101

I've heard that if you get pregnant from incest, you're child is really messed up. - djpenquin999

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5 Korea bombed Pearl Harbor

North Korea might do this in the future, though.

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6 This earth is now 2014 years old

It Is so not true

I have no clue why I voted

2015 is not how old the earth is. It is how old Jesus is or how longs the common era went on. - Connor360

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7 George Zimmerman charge with 2nd degree murder. Who did he kill first
8 I want my first daughter to be a girl

Well, you're in luck! - 5low5talker

I want my first son to be a boy, just kidding that's what I want my daughter to be.

What if she came out as a boy? - TheAwesomeBrosVotes

Throw a penny in the wishing fountain. It may work - TwilightKitsune

9 Is Ebola a country

Ebola is actually also a river, which is in Africa somewhere. It's around where the disease originated. - Turkeyasylum

No, it is the West side of Africa. - Connor360

10 Am I the only one who loves the smell of incest?

Oh my God! What?! Ugh. Do people actually say stuff like this? Ah..you're having a laugh, surely..? - Britgirl

Pfft haha! What the hell?! - bobbythebrony

I'm actually wondering if half of these people had (home)schooling as a child, because it takes idiots to post these stuff. - Swellow

The Contenders

11 Someone tried to tell me there are 50 states in the US. Well that ain't true cause the scientists found out Pluto don't exist so there are only 49

So name the remaining 49. - TheAwesomeBrosVotes

12 What's Obama's last name?

It's Barrack. Answer given. - 5low5talker

13 I don't eat lobster because it was alive when I killed it!
14 I wanna have sex in paris on top of da i fold tower

I've got a question for you: did someone steal your brain? - 5low5talker

I haven't laughed that hard in a while. - TheEvilNuggetCookie

15 Stipud McDonalds employees, they don't know the difference between a plane and normal cheeseburger

Since when did McDonalds buy Airbus? - Turkeyasylum

16 George Zimmerman got charged with second degree murder. Who'd he kill the first time?

Trayvon Martin, and...an oxygen atom? - TheAwesomeBrosVotes

17 Ebola reached Dallas I'm moving to Texas. I can't stay in this diseased country
18 If a book store runs out of a certain book, does it mean nobody reads it, or everybody reads it
19 RIP Nelson Mandela your I have dream speech was inspiring
20 Rosetta Stone didn't sit on the bus for you gays to be asking for right
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