Top 10 Dumbest Tweets On Twitter

Some people on Twitter can be very stupid. Don't expect all to be smart.

The Top Ten

1 I rather kill myself than commit suicide

I'd rather commit suicide than kill myself! You and me are gonna have a rivalry! - TwilightKitsune

Those are the same things. - Connor360

Well at least he/she knows it's bad - Ajkloth

I agree, suicide should be punishable by death. - JustAnAccount

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2 I only have sex at night so the sperm is asleep and I won't get pregnant.

Seriously girl? - bobbythebrony

I hope her egg cell is asleep, too.

3 RIP to all survivors of 9/11

I read it wrong, and wow.. - TeamRocket747

4 Why can gays have sex while I can't have sex with my son

I've heard that if you get pregnant from incest, you're child is really messed up. - djpenquin999

Hope all these Tweets aren't real. All of them are stupid but hilarious! - Alpha101

Someone... call the cops. - 5low5talker

5 Korea bombed Pearl Harbor

North Korea might do this in the future, though.

Everyone knows it's Japan. - Connor360

Korea did 9/11 - JustAnAccount

6 This earth is now 2014 years old

2015 is not how old the earth is. It is how old Jesus is or how longs the common era went on. - Connor360

It Is so not true

I have no clue why I voted

No, this earth is soon 2017 years old - Squadela

Yeah, it's not like BCE or Jesus exists. - JustAnAccount

7 George Zimmerman charge with 2nd degree murder. Who did he kill first
8 Someone tried to tell me there are 50 states in the US. Well that ain't true cause the scientists found out Pluto don't exist so there are only 49

Pluto is my state -Twitter user - TeamRocket747

9 I want my first daughter to be a girl

Well, you're in luck! - 5low5talker

I want my first son to be a boy, just kidding that's what I want my daughter to be.

Throw a penny in the wishing fountain. It may work - TwilightKitsune

10 Stipud McDonalds employees, they don't know the difference between a plane and normal cheeseburger

Since when did McDonalds buy Airbus? - Turkeyasylum

This is dumb on so many levels. - Idontneedausername

The Contenders

11 Is Ebola a country

Ebola is actually also a river, which is in Africa somewhere. It's around where the disease originated. - Turkeyasylum

No, it is the West side of Africa. - Connor360

Probably. - JustAnAccount

12 Am I the only one who loves the smell of incest?

Oh my God! What?! Ugh. Do people actually say stuff like this? Ah..you're having a laugh, surely..? - Britgirl

Pfft haha! What the hell?! - bobbythebrony

I'm actually wondering if half of these people had (home)schooling as a child, because it takes idiots to post these stuff. - Swellow

Isn’t Incest bad though?

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13 What's Obama's last name?

It's Barrack. Answer given. - 5low5talker

14 I don't eat lobster because it was alive when I killed it!
15 I wanna have sex in paris on top of da i fold tower

I've got a question for you: did someone steal your brain? - 5low5talker

Because that's legal - JustAnAccount

16 George Zimmerman got charged with second degree murder. Who'd he kill the first time?
17 Ebola reached Dallas I'm moving to Texas. I can't stay in this diseased country

There's...that's...it's just...I can't... - JustAnAccount

18 If a book store runs out of a certain book, does it mean nobody reads it, or everybody reads it
19 I can't believe it has been 2015 years since Jesus discovered america

Because that happened. - JustAnAccount

No. Illuminati... - TwilightKitsune

20 RIP Nelson Mandela your I have dream speech was inspiring
21 People who actually celebrate #Kwanzaa have mothers who smoked crack while they were pregnant.

This tweet has since been deleted, but that doesn't change the fact that it is incredibly offensive to those who celebrate Kwanzaa. - WindWakerFan

22 The earth is flat
23 Rosetta Stone didn't sit on the bus for you gays to be asking for right
24 If you loiter, you'll be charged with a mister meaner plain and simple
25 If you want too make a point, make it a point too go to school, get a legit career, and stop being statics.
26 What bread of dog is that?

I don't know, but it looks like your brain is toast. - JustAnAccount

27 I can't believe the earth turned 2014 today :D
28 @kanyewest stick a cucumber up my p**** and leave it there so it becomes a pickle
29 Am I the only person who thinks Dwayne Johnson looks like "The Rock"???

Huh, odd coincidence. - JustAnAccount

30 RIP Harambe
31 What's the ogre called in Shrek? Please tell me
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1. I only have sex at night so the sperm is asleep and I won't get pregnant.
2. I rather kill myself than commit suicide
3. Stipud McDonalds employees, they don't know the difference between a plane and normal cheeseburger
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1. I only have sex at night so the sperm is asleep and I won't get pregnant.
2. I rather kill myself than commit suicide
3. I don't eat lobster because it was alive when I killed it!
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