Top 10 Dumbest Tweets On Twitter

Some people on Twitter can be very stupid. Don't expect all to be smart.
The Top Ten
1 I rather kill myself than commit suicide

I rather be killed than be a victim of a homicide. - MrCoolC

You guys should be on r/wosh - DarkBoi-X

Those are the same things. - Connor360

I'd rather commit suicide than kill myself! You and me are gonna have a rivalry! - TwilightKitsune

2 I only have sex at night so the sperm is asleep and I won't get pregnant.

I hope her egg cell is asleep, too.

Seriously girl?

I guess someone clearly didn't pay attention in sex Ed class

3 Why can gays have sex while I can't have sex with my son

Hope all these Tweets aren't real. All of them are stupid but hilarious!

Someone... call the cops.

4 I want my first daughter to be a girl

I want my first son to be a boy, just kidding that's what I want my daughter to be.

Throw a penny in the wishing fountain. It may work

But I want my daughter to be a boy.

Well, you're in luck!

5 George Zimmerman charge with 2nd degree murder. Who did he kill first
6 I don't eat lobster because it was alive when I killed it!
7 RIP to all survivors of 9/11

Hopefully they found enough graves to put all the survivors next to those who died (Obvious Sarcasm)

This will be true if this was from 2157 or something.

I read it wrong, and wow..


8 Am I the only one who loves the smell of incest?

I'm actually wondering if half of these people had (home)schooling as a child, because it takes idiots to post these stuff.

Oh my God! What?! Ugh. Do people actually say stuff like this?'re having a laugh, surely..?

Pfft haha! What the hell?!

you wot?

9 What's Obama's last name?

Definitely not Obama! That would be stupid (Obvious joke)

It's Barrack. Answer given.

10 Someone tried to tell me there are 50 states in the US. Well that ain't true cause the scientists found out Pluto don't exist so there are only 49

How dare you say my state doesn't exist! (Obvious Sarcasm) - Randomator

Pluto is my state -Twitter user - TeamRocket747

The Contenders
11 Korea bombed Pearl Harbor

North Korea might do this in the future, though.

Everyone knows it's Japan. - Connor360

Korea did 9/11 - JustAnAccount

12 I wanna have sex in paris on top of da i fold tower

I've got a question for you: did someone steal your brain?

Patrick Star wrote that tweet

Because that's legal

13 This earth is now 2014 years old

Don't you mean 2019 by your logic? - darthvadern

Guess someone didn't pay attention in Science or History class - Randomator

2015 is not how old the earth is. It is how old Jesus is or how longs the common era went on. - Connor360

It Is so not true

I have no clue why I voted

14 Is Ebola a country

No, it’s an island. - MrCoolC

Ebola is actually also a river, which is in Africa somewhere. It's around where the disease originated. - Turkeyasylum

No, it is the West side of Africa. - Connor360

Probably. - JustAnAccount

15 Ebola reached Dallas I'm moving to Texas. I can't stay in this diseased country

Except you’re still in a diseased country. - MrCoolC

There's...that''s just...I can't... - JustAnAccount

16 RIP Nelson Mandela your I have dream speech was inspiring

Of course, that speech was strong to abolish slavery everywhere

17 Stipud McDonalds employees, they don't know the difference between a plane and normal cheeseburger

Kids, go to school, so you don't end up like our "Stipud" Friend here

Since when did McDonalds buy Airbus?

This is dumb on so many levels.

18 I can't believe it has been 2015 years since Jesus discovered america

Because that happened. - JustAnAccount

No. Illuminati... - TwilightKitsune

19 If you want too make a point, make it a point too go to school, get a legit career, and stop being statics.
20 Am I the only person who thinks Dwayne Johnson looks like "The Rock"???

Huh, odd coincidence. - JustAnAccount

21 People who actually celebrate #Kwanzaa have mothers who smoked crack while they were pregnant.
22 The earth is flat

One of many reasons I've lost faith in humanity

You’re brain is flat.

23 Rosetta Stone didn't sit on the bus for you gays to be asking for right
24 If you loiter, you'll be charged with a mister meaner plain and simple
25 If a book store runs out of a certain book, does it mean nobody reads it, or everybody reads it
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