Top Ten Dumbest Ways to Avoid Someone


The Top Ten

1 Put a Lampshade On Your Head and Pretend to Be the Stand

Having seen this in cartoons when I was five, and considering that I never saw it work then, how would anyone think it would work in reality? And if you try to answer that, you're crazy. - PositronWildhawk

I have to admit, it's pretty ridiculous to do this but it might make the person feel super awkward and out of place. This just might work. So funny and clever.

This just wouldn't work and you'd look ridiculous! - Britgirl

Laugh out loud it wouldn't work if you were fat, like me

2 Open the Door to Them and Say You're Not Home

This whole list if making me laugh!

Amazing list Britgirl - Curti2594

Laugh out loud true dumbness

The above one and this are amazing, Britgirl! Good work, although I like your quiet-library lists more... - HezarioSeth

Such dumb-ass. Much amaze. Wow.

3 Hide Behind a Lamppost

Haha! Completely forgot about my own list after seeing it on a related list section, clicked on it thinking what a good topic... And FOUND MY OWN LIST! Haha! What a total and utter ARSE I am! Haha! - Britgirl

4 Pretend to Be Your Own Wax Model

I couldn't do this without laughing. - Britgirl

This is the funniest one.

Haha. laugh out loud. Rowley did that while playing hide and seek with Greg.

5 Shut Your Eyes. If You Can't See Them, They Can't See You, Right?

Only a wally brain would think this would work. - Britgirl

Yeah! And if this doesn't work play dead! - keyson


You're a genius! I'm totally gonna do this the next time I see a super - annoying bitch! Thanks for the tip.

6 Jump Into Your Television

This... Probably wouldn't end very well... - Britgirl

Either you'll die of electricity or your medical bill

7 Getting yourself arrested
8 Always fart around them
9 Hide in Their Wardrobe

Why would I do that!

10 Hide In Someone's Pants

This... would be really disturbing. - Minecraftcrazy530

The Contenders

11 Disguising yourself as a wall

Paint yourself as a wall. Or, if you want to be smart, paint yourself as a wall and stand against a wall of the same color. - funnyuser

12 See Them Walking Towards You and Quickly Turn Around and Pretend That You Don't Know Them
13 Roll Up In a Ball and Pretend You're a Giant Woodworm

This one's funny but yeah, pretty dumb.

Lols, very random and funny! God bless. - HezarioSeth

14 Tell them you have "communication constipation"

Some people would actually use this and expect to be believed... - Britgirl

15 Play the You Can't Touch Me Game

Player this in the School Hall Ways every morning! - Curti2594

High School Hallways in the mornings almost force you to play this game - Curti2594

16 Destroy Them

Simple, but effective. MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

17 Dive Through a Closed Window.
18 Work at a Strip Club
19 Killing the Person


20 Streak
21 Play Dead
22 Say you're your secret twin, determined to dominate the world

I found this girl that was obsessed with me the she left and when she came back I told I was my 32 year old cousin that had a disorder to make me look like a kid and look like my cousin. The more funny part is she believed my name was Gazprom - FlashSentry

23 Pretending to be a Chicken
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List Stats

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Top Remixes

1. Getting yourself arrested
2. Always fart around them
3. Disguising yourself as a wall
1. Hide Behind a Lamppost
2. Put a Lampshade On Your Head and Pretend to Be the Stand
3. Pretend to Be Your Own Wax Model


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