Top Ten Dumbest Ways to Avoid Someone


The Top Ten

1 Put a Lampshade On Your Head and Pretend to Be the Stand

Having seen this in cartoons when I was five, and considering that I never saw it work then, how would anyone think it would work in reality? And if you try to answer that, you're crazy. - PositronWildhawk

I have to admit, it's pretty ridiculous to do this but it might make the person feel super awkward and out of place. This just might work. So funny and clever.

I've seen it a few times in shows. It would be hilarious to pretend I was trying to avoid someone - Ned964

Laugh out loud it wouldn't work if you were fat, like me

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2 Hide Behind a Lamppost

Haha! Completely forgot about my own list after seeing it on a related list section, clicked on it thinking what a good topic... And FOUND MY OWN LIST! Haha! What a total and utter ARSE I am! Haha! - Britgirl

3 Open the Door to Them and Say You're Not Home

The above one and this are amazing, Britgirl! Good work, although I like your quiet-library lists more... - HezarioSeth

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4 Pretend to Be Your Own Wax Model

Haha. laugh out loud. Rowley did that while playing hide and seek with Greg.

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5 Shut Your Eyes. If You Can't See Them, They Can't See You, Right?

Only a wally brain would think this would work. - Britgirl

Yeah! And if this doesn't work play dead! - keyson

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6 Hide in Their Wardrobe

Why would I do that!

7 Jump Into Your Television

This... Probably wouldn't end very well... - Britgirl

Either you'll die of electricity or your medical bill

8 Roll Up In a Ball and Pretend You're a Giant Woodworm

This one's funny but yeah, pretty dumb.

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9 Destroy Them
10 Dive Through a Closed Window.

The Contenders

11 Play the You Can't Touch Me Game

High School Hallways in the mornings almost force you to play this game - Curti2594

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12 Hide In Someone's Pants
13 Disguising yourself as a wall

Paint yourself as a wall. Or, if you want to be smart, paint yourself as a wall and stand against a wall of the same color. - funnyuser

14 Streak
15 Work at a Strip Club
16 See Them Walking Towards You and Quickly Turn Around and Pretend That You Don't Know Them
17 Play Dead
18 Say you're your secret twin, determined to dominate the world

I found this girl that was obsessed with me the she left and when she came back I told I was my 32 year old cousin that had a disorder to make me look like a kid and look like my cousin. The more funny part is she believed my name was Gazprom - FlashSentry

19 Getting yourself arrested
20 Killing the Person
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