Top Ten Dumbest Ways to Avoid Someone

The Top Ten
1 Put a Lampshade on Your Head and Pretend to Be the Stand

Having seen this in cartoons when I was five, and considering that I never saw it work then, how would anyone think it would work in reality? And if you try to answer that, you're crazy.

I have to admit, it's pretty ridiculous to do this but it might make the person feel super awkward and out of place. This just might work. So funny and clever.

Laugh out loud it wouldn't work if you were fat, like me

This just wouldn't work and you'd look ridiculous!

2 Get Yourself Arrested
3 Always Fart Around Them
4 Disguise Yourself as a Wall

Paint yourself as a wall. Or, if you want to be smart, paint yourself as a wall and stand against a wall of the same color.

5 Hide in Someone's Pants
6 Turn Around Pretend You Don't Know Them
7 Open the Door to Them and Say You're Not Home

The above one and this are amazing, Britgirl! Good work, although I like your quiet-library lists more...

This whole list if making me laugh!

Amazing list Britgirl

Laugh out loud true dumbness

8 Tell Them You Have "Communication Constipation"

Some people would actually use this and expect to be believed...

9 Hide Behind a Lamppost
10 Shut Your Eyes. If You Can't See Them, They Can't See You, Right?

Only a wally brain would think this would work.

Yeah! And if this doesn't work play dead!

The Contenders
11 Pretend to Be Your Own Wax Model

Haha. laugh out loud. Rowley did that while playing hide and seek with Greg.

I couldn't do this without laughing.

This is the funniest one.

12 Jump Into Your Television

Either you'll die of electricity or your medical bill

This... Probably wouldn't end very well...

13 Work at a Strip Club
14 Play the You Can't Touch Me Game

High School Hallways in the mornings almost force you to play this game

Player this in the School Hall Ways every morning!

15 Hide in Their Wardrobe

Why would I do that!

16 Roll Up in a Ball and Pretend You're a Giant Woodworm

This one's funny but yeah, pretty dumb.

17 Destroy Them
18 Dive Through a Closed Window.
19 Play Dead
20 Say You're Your Secret Twin, Determined to Dominate the World

I found this girl that was obsessed with me the she left and when she came back I told I was my 32 year old cousin that had a disorder to make me look like a kid and look like my cousin. The more funny part is she believed my name was Gazprom

21 Streak
22 Pretend to Be a Chicken
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