Top Ten Dumbest Ways to Die
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I really think it's a very stupid way to die. I mean, come on ya' idiot, its full of food1 duh! Oh look, I am in a place full of food and I am so scared of getting arrested ill just starve to death instead of sneaking a candy bar or something. But who even stays in a supermarket that long anyway? Definitely a bad way to go
This would indeed get you on the news, and make you the worldwide laughingstock for sure. I doubt it is possible for anyone that respects there life to die like this though. Even a person who lacks intelligence would have the common sense to take the store's food. But when there's no can opener...
What if your a cripple or a baby so you can't reach and eat anything? Or what if your tied down to something? Or what if an evil villain has made a wall of fire and sprayed everything with peanut butter and you are deathly allergic?
This is one of the stupidest way to die! If you are going to die in a Supermarket, you may as well just drive of a cliff on purpose! Your last view of life while you are starving to death is of rows and rows of FOOD!
I did this once. All u people are saying its stupid, so now I'm offended. Even though it was stupid of me to forget how to breathe lol. I was outside walking when I tried to inhale and before I passed out I finally did and that never happened again...
If you forget how to breath you will die. If you want to try it, you gon die. Anyway who will be stupid enough to do that
If people can forget how to control their farts then of course breathing can also be forgotten.
This actullay happens to people who have had seizures and pre mature babies can suffer from this.
This is what happens when you don't buy Geico people. Geico: save 15 percent or more on car insurance!
I think I would just tell them, "Look what I've been through! I'll pay you... On Tuesday. "
It's really remind me of how cartoon character die! So stupid and silly!
That would be so funny and stupid laugh out loud
I think it is sad how much people hate on Justin Beiber. I don't like his music and in my opinion there are much better artists, but I don't therefor hate him. I just don't listen to his music. The worst part is that most of the people who hate on him haven't written a better song.
Justin Bieber: "Baby, baby, baby, baby..."
Person: "Oh help, I'm getting a heart attack because of that stupid sound."
Justin Bieber :"(still singing and don't giving a damn) Baby, baby, baby, baby..."
Person: "Now I understand why he's such a dumb ass."
One day I was forced to listen him... The other day I was found unconscious at my backyard... He should be at the 2st position in this list...
This is what happens if you hang out with your friends who like him. Moral of the story: Be friends with thetoptenners instead.
I know a kid that did this on a field trip and he threw up non-stop. Fat ass..
I once choked on a butterscotch I wonder what would happen if I tried this? Conclusion DEATH
Try the little mac burger next time, oh wait, that burger doesn't go down without a fight
A big Mac itself can kill you. Why eat it in one bite? I want to live longer.
When people have seizures, all their muscles contract. Your tongue is a muscle, so it will contract. When this happens the tongue rolls back and the victim will choke on their tongue. It is not uncommon to happen, and is a serious and painful, not dumb, way to die
This is actually a myth, as an epileptic myself I can tell you that this does not happen, nor could it. when people choke to death it is because they were lying on their back and their muscles contract, forcing vomit to fill their mouths and causing them to choke on it while unconscious.
... Totally hilarious,... ha ha you dumbass.
That is so weird. I LOVE IT! lol. tanning booth death couldn't happen (if you mean from the energy... if you mean suffocation then yeah its possible. )
That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard of like how would you choke on your own tongue.
This is the biggest nonsense I've ever heard. I mean, I'm no docter, but I thought that this myth was busted in the dark ages.
It's obvious. If you try to fly off a building, you are NOT gonna make it. Some of these can be true, though. People can die of even the smallest cut from a disease where your blood cannot clot and you can just bleed to death.
This seriously happened to someone in my elementary school. He tried to make his own parachute out of a plastic bag and fell out of his apartment to his own death. He wasnt all there...
Try jumping off a cliff, and then you will instantly die. When you fall on the ground.
This is oviosly the dumbest way to die considering no one is stupid enough to die all the other ways
Is there such a thing as too much anti-freeze. I love that stuff I could drink it all day
Wait, there's a normal amount of Anti-Freeze to drink?
No matter how much you'll drink, you will die of antifreeze.
A single drop of antifreeze is too much antifreeze
Umm that's pretty weird and disturbing I like it but it is dumb ok now I sound dumb any one agree with me hey hey hey!
I don't think you die 'cause a piranha bit you? Maybe if you swallow it and it's still alive...Whatever.
Imagine if the lumbar support is so bad that every time you lean back you do a back flip.
Dude, this is a dumb way to die. Especially on the first day of the job.
Dude, imagine if you stuck your head out an elevator, and it closes, your neck is still intact, but the elevator elevates and you hit the roof. Your chocking and cannot breath, then there's a headless bloody body in the elevator. If you did that, your brain is smaller than a mustard seed. Geez.
I think I put this there because of an episode on 100 ways to die. It could happen but it's very unlikely and couldn't you just get the doors wide enough to pull yourself out? It must hurt though.
Something like this would be really unlikely to happen, but if it happened it would really hurt. This sounds like something that would happen in an episode of happy tree friends.
I had a case in which a woman getting on an elevator in Monroe, LA was literally cut in half by the elevator doors. Her head was outside.
You can drown in jello and if you are allergic or hate the flavor then you might as well be dead.
How is that even possible! Is there a pool made of jello, er something?
Green apple jello doesn't exist... I think. But I would love to die in Pineaplle Jello!
I would eat everything I can to get out.
When I was in jr high one boy the story goes put on a wet suit and went in the attic. He was found dead. True story's science experiment gone wrong
This is very serious and can happen if you are morbidly obese.
Idiot I told him not to go to the worlds strongest tanning booth in Antartica!
How when your in the cold think people think
You'll sink even lower if you carry an anvil while walking across quicksand.
Have you watched any? An anvil will make you sink faster.
I don't even know what an anvil is
Well, you can't actually die by quicksand. The reason for this is because your head is less dense than quicksand so you cannot have your head submerged by it. With that said, if you're dumb enough you can still get trapped and die from exposure or starvation.
How would that happen you'd need to stick your face on the beater and then turn it on.
Your face will get mixed up with blood if you do that, so don't do it!
Just wanted to see if the egg was good enough!
Dumb and not the dumb ways to die dumb
The only bite when flesh is exposed so if you don't have a cut, you are safe
Isn't this just copying dumb ways to die? But not with you know what.
What genius thought of this obvious sarcasm is obvious.
That is definitely the dumbest way to die! Ouch!
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear, eat medicine that's out-of-date, use your private parts as pirhanna bait, dumb ways to die...
A friend told me about some girls in his class doing this with lighters
A hair salon in India actually does this purposely.
That really would be stupid the only people would do that is a segergashion color wich is the whites
Hmm, not sure how one would get close enough to a grizzly bear and poke it. Unless of course it's in a zoo or its sleeping. Either way there is a fence between you and if that bear is in deep sleep it might not wake up. Or you'd break from the tension;not knowing when,or if,this bear is going to launch out and grab you. I'm twelve don't know much about this website or much at all but just thought I could post how I felt
If you poke a grizzly bear with a stick you deserve whatever he has coming for you.
Eat medicine that's out of date
Use your private parts as piranhas bate
Best way to get candy so far! Apparently bears vomit candy.
Especially if the cucumber is actually a gherkin and if it has been carved in such a way that it becomes a small dagger.
In a movie that I don't know the title of some one got stabbed by corn so it could happen? Maybe?
Lol would that even work if you sharpened the cucumber by peeling it with a knife?
What if you got stabbed to death by corn like that one guy in Sleepwalkers.
What do you mean by "a game of spoons"?
A game of spoons might kill you.
What is this anyway
Yeah. What is that?
Our body wont explode with the dramatic change in pressure thanks to our skin strong enough to handle, and also there is no matter in space for heat (or cold) to travel hence taking YEARS TO FREEZE. The only thing will kill you there is Stellar Radiation (Rays from stars and Sun) and of course LACK OF OXYGEN
What was NASA thinking to hire a nimrod who's dumb enough to take their helmet off in space when astronauts should know that we can only survive 10-15 seconds in space when you don't have oxygen? Plus, space hurts.
Dang. Is this guy trying to write a book? That is so stupid. Who takes off their helmet in a dangerous place with no oxygen?!?!?!
If you were to do this... You must have failed all your courses to be an astronaut...
What the crap are you talking' about. Whats wrong with ya bru
Snoo snoo is sex ( futurama reference )
? What's that? Do I want to know?
Is that some foreign word?
Well that's not Russian roulette, that's shooting yourself with an Uzi. If you were playing classic Russian roulette with only one bullet, then your odds would actually be better than the usual revolver.
How about playing Russian Roulette with any fully loaded gun? There's no chance of you not getting shot!
I would love that, I would just shoot everyone else and say I won.
I did. Trust me, it's not fun. Although I did win a million dollars.
Use your private parts as piranha bate...
This is from dumb ways to die!
If fairly common
Like that's smart
Lol. I laughed at this. This is so dumb. Who tries to play a game of Catch with a knife? I can picture that in my head. Two idiotic kids playing Catch the Knife, one kid gets stabbed in the face by mistake, and then dies. Scary, right? Well, now you learned not to try this at home, or anywhere else.
I bet one kid would go like "Whee! I love playing Catch the Knife! " and then it gets stabbed in the head and dies. Very tragic.
Weirdest way to die and dumbest stupid people would only try this
First of all, why the heck would you do that. Second of all, that's just stupid and unnessesary
That's nasty and unnecessary. Why pretend your private is a worm? I feel bad for the fish who fell for this...
So you're saying people used their testicles as fish food?! That's nasty, and dumb. Who does that?!?!
Such a horrible, painful death. If I survive, I will get a heart attack of the hospital bill
Private area should be always covered