Top Ten Dumbest Ways to Die

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The Top Ten

1 Starving in a supermarket

I really think it's a very stupid way to die. I mean, come on ya' idiot, its full of food1 duh! Oh look, I am in a place full of food and I am so scared of getting arrested ill just starve to death instead of sneaking a candy bar or something. But who even stays in a supermarket that long anyway? Definitely a bad way to go

Yes... Yes this is so stupid indeed... Don't even TRY it, you'll be on the news for, 'most dumb woman/man on earth' trust me, don't

In other news a woman was found dead in a supermarket autopsy says she died of starvation - shfydgi

That would be really stupid because there would be so much food around you and you could just grab some food from shelves. There would probably be some free food samples that you could eat.

This is so stupid the can't let u starve to death

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2 Drive off of a cliff but survive but die of shock from the high price of your hospital bill

haha! best joke I've heard in ages! (but don't you mean 'medical' bill? )
that truly is the most stupid way to die.

This is what happens when you don't buy Geico people. Geico: save 15 percent or more on car insurance!

I think I would just tell them, "Look what I've been through! I'll pay you... On Tuesday. "

This would be a memorable death indeed...

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3 Forgetting how to breathe

If you forget how to breath you will die. If you want to try it, you gon die. Anyway who will be stupid enough to do that

How the heck can you forget how to breath

Yes I know some one who is lol

I've done it before

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4 Listening to Justin Beiber Too Long

Justin Bieber: "Baby, baby, baby, baby..."
Person: "Oh help, I'm getting a heart attack because of that stupid sound."
Justin Bieber :"(still singing and don't giving a damn) Baby, baby, baby, baby..."
Person: "Now I understand why he's such a dumb ass."

I think it is sad how much people hate on Justin Beiber. I don't like his music and in my opinion there are much better artists, but I don't therefor hate him. I just don't listen to his music. The worst part is that most of the people who hate on him haven't written a better song.

Dying with JB on would just be plain horrific! - PositronWildhawk

help

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5 Choking on your own tongue

When people have seizures, all their muscles contract. Your tongue is a muscle, so it will contract. When this happens the tongue rolls back and the victim will choke on their tongue. It is not uncommon to happen, and is a serious and painful, not dumb, way to die

This is actually a myth, as an epileptic myself I can tell you that this does not happen, nor could it. when people choke to death it is because they were lying on their back and their muscles contract, forcing vomit to fill their mouths and causing them to choke on it while unconscious.

... Totally hilarious,... ha ha you dumbass.

That is so weird. I LOVE IT! lol. tanning booth death couldn't happen (if you mean from the energy... if you mean suffocation then yeah its possible. ) - fireinside96

That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard of like how would you choke on your own tongue.

Don't kill me for this, but I have done that.

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6 Trying to eat a whole Big Mac in one bite and choking

I know a kid that did this on a field trip and he threw up non-stop. Fat ass..

That is Really dumb

I once choked on a butterscotch I wonder what would happen if I tried this? Conclusion DEATH

Wow

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7 Getting your head ripped of in an elevator

Dude, imagine if you stuck your head out an elevator, and it closes, your neck is still intact, but the elevator elevates and you hit the roof. Your chocking and cannot breath, then there's a headless bloody body in the elevator. If you did that, your brain is smaller than a mustard seed. Geez.

Something like this would be really unlikely to happen, but if it happened it would really hurt. This sounds like something that would happen in an episode of happy tree friends. - Imreallyboredrightnow

I think I put this there because of an episode on 100 ways to die. It could happen but it's very unlikely and couldn't you just get the doors wide enough to pull yourself out? It must hurt though. - booklover1

GOOD IDEA

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8 You drink to much Anti-Freeze

Wait, there's a normal amount of Anti-Freeze to drink?

If you ingest ant-freeze you will die. Incredibly stupid

Is there such a thing as too much anti-freeze. I love that stuff I could drink it all day - ChickaChickaSlimShady

There is a normal amount

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9 Try to catch a piranha with your own tongue

One piranha is not very dangerous

That is definitely the dumbest way to die! Ouch!

Top no they are super sharp teeth

The only bite when flesh is exposed so if you don't have a cut, you are safe

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10 Snapping your neck on an office chair

Umm that's pretty weird and disturbing I like it but it is dumb ok now I sound dumb any one agree with me hey hey hey!

Dude, this is a dumb way to die. Especially on the first day of the job.

That's like SO scary. But Dumb, Like in the Hunger Games A Kid Gets His Neck SNAPPED MY CATO.-.

Scary, but funny

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The Contenders

11 Getting stabbed with a cucumber

God, that happens to me ALL THE TIME. Stupid cucumbers, leave me alone. - Mushroom99

In a movie that I don't know the title of some one got stabbed by corn so it could happen? Maybe?

What if you got stabbed to death by corn like that one guy in Sleepwalkers.

Number one/if you got stabbed by a cucumber,its round on the end so it would barley hurt!

g.s.rocks

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12 Get your face caught in an egg-beater

Well that would be a bad bad bad thing to do but, it would, might, or can kill U. So its your choice to kill your self with an egg-beater. So don't try it.

How would that happen you'd need to stick your face on the beater and then turn it on.

Only a moron would do that!

so funny

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13 Dying of heatstroke in the arctic

How is this possible? - Turkeyasylum

You could be wearing too much winter clothing. I got a heat stroke in December - AnonymousChick

How when your in the cold think people think

Impossible! It's not even hot in the arctic. - Powerfulgirl10

HAR HAR SO FUNNY

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14 Trying to fly

It's obvious. If you try to fly off a building, you are NOT gonna make it. Some of these can be true, though. People can die of even the smallest cut from a disease where your blood cannot clot and you can just bleed to death.

I did that once when I was three. Broke my arm AND my pride...

Try jumping off a cliff, and then you will instantly die. When you fall on the ground.

I'll get it next time

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15 Drown in Jell-o

I wouldn't mind this one as long as if green apple jello and I get to eat some :3

How is that even possible! Is there a pool made of jello, er something?

I would eat everything I can to get out. - Powerfulgirl10

Zipzopzippidyzudin, where's my jello puddin

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16 Walking across quicksand while carrying an anvil

The anvil will let you sink more. Very stupid

You guys are so dumb. The anvil will increase the weight of the person, and actually make him sink slower. !

It will not, it will make him sink slower have you ever watched any survival movies?

You'll sink even lower if you carry an anvil while walking across quicksand. - Powerfulgirl10

That is the DUMEST WAY TO DIE

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17 Setting fire to your hair

Poke a stick at a grizzly bear...

A friend told me about some girls in his class doing this with lighters

A hair salon in India actually does this purposely.

Who would even dare set their hair on fire? - Powerfulgirl10

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18 Getting stuck in a tanning booth

Well she did ask for a long tan.

The whole idea just screams Final Destination to me. Oh what, it does happen in Final Destination and it looks like a really bad way to go.

Cool and anyway we were born to die

What happened in Final Destination has a 0.00000000001% chance of ever happening.

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19 Poke a stick at a grizzly bear

Eat medicine that's out of date
Use your private parts as piranhas bate

Set fire on your hair poke a stick at a grizzly bear eat medicine that's out of date use your private part as piranha bate

If you poke a grizzly bear with a stick you deserve whatever he has coming for you.

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die...

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20 Suffocating on your pillow

Ok this is pretty dumb and I can actually picture this happening...

I could picture this happening, that's pretty dumb.

This actually almost happened to me...I suffer from sleep paralysis and one time I woke up paralyzed with my face in the pillow. Was not a good experience

Lol that's funny

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21 A game of spoons out of control

What do you mean by "a game of spoons"? - Pony

A game of spoons might kill you.

Yeah. What is that?

It's a card game 🃏

22 Playing Russian Roulette with a fully loaded Uzi

Well that's not Russian roulette, that's shooting yourself with an Uzi. If you were playing classic Russian roulette with only one bullet, then your odds would actually be better than the usual revolver.

How about playing Russian Roulette with any fully loaded gun? There's no chance of you not getting shot!

I guess he didn't read the rules. You only have one bullet.

I'm going to try this tonight

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23 Death by snoo snoo

Snoo snoo is sex ( futurama reference )

? What's that? Do I want to know?

What the crap are you talking' about. Whats wrong with ya bru

Lol

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24 Eat medicine that's out of date

Use your private parts as piranha bate...

This is from dumb ways to die!

Like that's smart

IMPOSSIBLE! I took expired tylenol once years ago AND I AM STILL ALIVE! :D

25 Taking your helmet off in outer space and your head explodes while you freeze to death

What was NASA thinking to hire a nimrod who's dumb enough to take their helmet off in space when astronauts should know that we can only survive 10-15 seconds in space when you don't have oxygen? Plus, space hurts. - RockFashionista

If you were to do this... You must have failed all your courses to be an astronaut...

Dang. Is this guy trying to write a book? That is so stupid. Who takes off their helmet in a dangerous place with no oxygen?!?!?!

U l earn that when u are 2

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26 Getting run over by a boat

Haha really NOT funny... Amazing like really who would do that ant more

Definitely agree only stupid people would be like "hey! Let's jump into the propeller! "

Reminds me of Another, the anime. When that kid's body was ripped apart.

Scary, but funny

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27 Use your private parts as shark bait

It's piranha bate not shark bate

That's nasty and unnecessary. Why pretend your private is a worm? I feel bad for the fish who fell for this... - Powerfulgirl10

So you're saying people used their testicles as fish food?! That's nasty, and dumb. Who does that?!?!

Who would even try this?

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28 Yell "I hate MLP" when you're surrounded by fans and bronies

That's going to be very bloody. - Pony

Most Legit Player

This is gonna get ugly. I actually hate My Little Pony, and Iswear I do.

I know right?!

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29 Yelling death to America while in the USA

LOL, guess that would be a successful flash mob at lest - Fan_of_Good_Music

I think many of us citizens would join. At least the rednecks and the amish.

Then everyone in the US turn into an angry mob, and kill you in one hit.

Haha ha ha huu

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30 Get your toast out with a fork

My toast is stuck... I know! I'll use a fork!

You will get electrocuted or burnt.

Do your own electrical work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a 2 week old unrefrigerated pir

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31 Taking Lethal Doses Of Cyanide

This is more of a suicide option than a dumb way to die...though I suppose it counts if you think suicide is dumb. Also being poisoned by someone else is dumb, it just sucks.

So there's a not-lethal dose of cyanide?

32 Do your own electrical work

Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a 2week ols unrefredgerated pie

Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a 2 week old unrefrigerated pie

Teach Yourself How to Fly
Eat a 2 week Old Unrefridgerated pie

33 Get a paper cut on both your eyes, walk off a cliff and die

How would you get paper cut on both your eyes?

When people throw paper airplanes at you and they cut your eyes

I wanna do this when I get out of school lmaoo

34 Trying to put out a fire with gasoline

Well, sadly, a lot of people are not "educated" enough to label canisters. Besides the fact that the only difference is the smell, no one would have time to sniff it when trying to put out a fire.

That's just so funny :D

That's just dumb. Wow.

That'll set a BIGGER fire. - Powerfulgirl10

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35 Trying To Piss Of Metallica Fans At A Concert

You probably won't die, just get a lot of "you suck, Metallica is the best! ". I don't know, maybe if you reminded them Saint Anger exists?

36 Teach yourself how to fly

Not jumping off a cliff, idiots. This means you try to fly a plane without seeking professional help from real pilots.

Lol. What you said is funny. "Jumping off a cliff? " is instant suicide.

Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie

How? Jumping off a cliff?

37 Your head bursts while sitting on the toilet and pressing

That almost happened to me one time... I was all "Hurr.. Come on little guy... " But right before I exploded it came out. Phew.

Haha that's funny as hell and the other comment I read I almost died! Laugh out loud

My eight month old cousin burst a vein when he was pooping last year!

. This is so gross and funny at the same time.

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38 Eat a 2 week old unrefrigerated pie

Is this from "Dumb ways to die" app

My favorite from dumb ways to die

Eat s tube of super glue

nasty

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39 Suffocation by boobies

This is the only way I would like to die

This is not a dumb way to die, It is a fun way to die - benhos

Or anthony from smosh would like to die. Any guys dream to. laugh out loud

By it's the best

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40 Pressing the self destruct button

Well, the self destruct button may be a welcome (though deadly) sign of relief if you are forced to listen to too many Justin Beiber songs.

I wonder what this red button might do... - Pony

Just let me say this bad idea - joshlambert

Well duh!

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41 Setting Yourself On Fire To See If You Can Survive

That would be really painful, and is a really dumb way to die - Imreallyboredrightnow

The Weeknd got set on fire and he survived

Dumb ways to die all over again

Muhaha, whos that dumb

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42 Dying of laughter from reading this list

The list wasn't very funny, until I read this.

That is likely

I couldn't breathe after reading this

Hm...

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43 Bleeding to death by a paper cut

I don't even know anymore...

Dang, he must have been wearing a paper necklace or something lol

You can't bleed if you got a papercut, though it is worse than being cut...

LOL. THIS IS SO FUNNY BUT IMPOSSIBLE!

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44 Get yourself locked in a refrigerator

This would be the worst way to die and you wouldn't even die of hunger you would freeze

Some refrigerators have a internal temp regulator so you could just turn down the cold

In the old days people would get stuck in those playing games and they wouldn't actually freeze, they'd run out of oxygen...

Laugh out loud! That sometimes happen in cartoons (regular show anyone? )

Lol

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45 Tripping over a rice grain

Are you that weak? - MusicalPony

That is so stumped how can u die from that

lol

LOL. This needs to be higher. This is so funny!

Boy:La la la la la.
*trips on a grain of rice*
Boy: *falling off a cliff* AAHH! *lands on the ground in 15 mph and dies*

46 Playing MMORPG for too long without sleeping

Aleready 100 percent of filipinos done that like my playing grand chase for 24 hrs and forgot to sleep and leveled up to 100 2nd class

47 Getting stuck in a dryer

This actually happened to me. I was 5 and not very smart but I didn't die. I was in the hospital for like 4 weeks though. It was the most stupid experience ever. Me and my friend were playing hide and seek

That has to be the dumbest way to die since how did you get into the dryer in the first place? And the door is open-able pretty easily.

Ah, yes. I found out you couldn't escape from the inside the hard way... TOTALLY NOT FUN. I FELT LIKE I WAS LITERALLY BAKING

Why would you do that

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48 Drowning in your own tears

Who cries that long, I know someone, my sister, but she didn't die. Also my friend sister. But she didn't die. The thing is there have two thing in common. They are devils, and punks.

Man. That guy must have been depressed.

Dang. That would be a lot of tears.

relatable

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49 Take your helmet off in outer space

Dumb ways to die beep beep

Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place

50 You turn up the music so loud on your MP3 player that your head explodes

I wish this would happen to the kids at my school, damn them...
WHY DO YOUR HEADS NOT EXPLODE, GHETTO CHILDREN?! WHY IN HEAVEN'S NAME DO YOU NOT AT LEAST GO DEAF?!

I love music, and I always turn my headphones full volume, so... - Pony

Mother of mp3 killer...

Haha

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