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Just imagine working at a supermarket and finds someone asking if have any food here.
This would make no sense what so ever. Also if your scared to steal from the super maret, usual they have free samples.
Haha not really
just curious whats gonna happen when I click the vote button
I really think it's a very stupid way to die. I mean, come on ya' idiot, its full of food1 duh! Oh look, I am in a place full of food and I am so scared of getting arrested ill just starve to death instead of sneaking a candy bar or something. But who even stays in a supermarket that long anyway? Definitely a bad way to goV 56 Comments
This would be a memorable death indeed...
This is an extremely ironic way to die...
haha! best joke I've heard in ages! (but don't you mean 'medical' bill? )
that truly is the most stupid way to die.
This really does happen to be honestV 30 Comments
I want to do this
Hahhaha lmfao I agree
If you forget how to breath you will die. If you want to try it, you gon die. Anyway who will be stupid enough to do thatV 20 Comments
Justin Bieber: "Baby, baby, baby, baby..."
Person: "Oh help, I'm getting a heart attack because of that stupid sound."
Justin Bieber :"(still singing and don't giving a damn) Baby, baby, baby, baby..."
Person: "Now I understand why he's such a dumb ass."
I think it is sad how much people hate on Justin Beiber. I don't like his music and in my opinion there are much better artists, but I don't therefor hate him. I just don't listen to his music. The worst part is that most of the people who hate on him haven't written a better song.V 37 Comments
When people have seizures, all their muscles contract. Your tongue is a muscle, so it will contract. When this happens the tongue rolls back and the victim will choke on their tongue. It is not uncommon to happen, and is a serious and painful, not dumb, way to die
This is actually a myth, as an epileptic myself I can tell you that this does not happen, nor could it. when people choke to death it is because they were lying on their back and their muscles contract, forcing vomit to fill their mouths and causing them to choke on it while unconscious.
... Totally hilarious,... ha ha you dumbass.
That is so weird. I LOVE IT! lol. tanning booth death couldn't happen (if you mean from the energy... if you mean suffocation then yeah its possible. ) - fireinside96
That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard of like how would you choke on your own tongue.
weird, but I have been there done that ( jk)
I know a kid that did this on a field trip and he threw up non-stop. Fat ass..
That is Really dumb
I once choked on a butterscotch I wonder what would happen if I tried this? Conclusion DEATH
I can fit whole crackers in my mouth and yah
I choked on a noodle when I was younger but it regurgitated eventually by nature
Dude, imagine if you stuck your head out an elevator, and it closes, your neck is still intact, but the elevator elevates and you hit the roof. Your chocking and cannot breath, then there's a headless bloody body in the elevator. If you did that, your brain is smaller than a mustard seed. Geez.
Something like this would be really unlikely to happen, but if it happened it would really hurt. This sounds like something that would happen in an episode of happy tree friends. - Imreallyboredrightnow
I think I put this there because of an episode on 100 ways to die. It could happen but it's very unlikely and couldn't you just get the doors wide enough to pull yourself out? It must hurt though. - booklover1V 22 Comments
Wait, there's a normal amount of Anti-Freeze to drink?
There is a normal amount
If you ingest ant-freeze you will die. Incredibly stupid
Is there such a thing as too much anti-freeze. I love that stuff I could drink it all day - ChickaChickaSlimShadyV 10 Comments
One piranha is not very dangerous
That is definitely the dumbest way to die! Ouch!
Top no they are super sharp teeth
Using ANY part of your body as piranha bait is stupid!V 10 Comments
Umm that's pretty weird and disturbing I like it but it is dumb ok now I sound dumb any one agree with me hey hey hey!
Dude, this is a dumb way to die. Especially on the first day of the job.
That's like SO scary. But Dumb, Like in the Hunger Games A Kid Gets His Neck SNAPPED MY CATO.-.
I don't think you die 'cause a piranha bit you? Maybe if you swallow it and it's still alive...Whatever.V 5 Comments
God, that happens to me ALL THE TIME. Stupid cucumbers, leave me alone. - Mushroom99
In a movie that I don't know the title of some one got stabbed by corn so it could happen? Maybe?
What if you got stabbed to death by corn like that one guy in Sleepwalkers.
This is just stupid. How can a cucumber stab you?!?! LOL. It is funny, though.V 15 Comments
Well that would be a bad bad bad thing to do but, it would, might, or can kill U. So its your choice to kill your self with an egg-beater. So don't try it.
How would that happen you'd need to stick your face on the beater and then turn it on.
Only a moron would do that!
Your face will get mixed up with blood if you do that, so don't do it!V 11 Comments
How is this possible? - Turkeyasylum
You could be wearing too much winter clothing. I got a heat stroke in December - AnonymousChick
How when your in the cold think people think
Impossible! It's not even hot in the arctic. - Powerfulgirl10
Idiot I told him not to go to the worlds strongest tanning booth in Antartica!V 4 Comments
We have airplanes now. - Cyri
It's obvious. If you try to fly off a building, you are NOT gonna make it. Some of these can be true, though. People can die of even the smallest cut from a disease where your blood cannot clot and you can just bleed to death.
I did that once when I was three. Broke my arm AND my pride...
Try jumping off a cliff, and then you will instantly die. When you fall on the ground.V 15 Comments
I wouldn't mind this one as long as if green apple jello and I get to eat some :3
Zipzopzippidyzudin, where's my jello puddin
How is that even possible! Is there a pool made of jello, er something?
I would eat everything I can to get out. - Powerfulgirl10V 8 Comments
The anvil will let you sink more. Very stupid
You guys are so dumb. The anvil will increase the weight of the person, and actually make him sink slower. !
Okay. Go into a lake with a pebble and jump in. Then do the same with a rock you can barely lift. Feel the difference? - Cyri
You'll sink even lower if you carry an anvil while walking across quicksand. - Powerfulgirl10
Have you watched any? An anvil will make you sink faster.V 3 Comments
A hair salon in India actually does this purposely.
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear...
A friend told me about some girls in his class doing this with lighters
Who would even dare set their hair on fire? - Powerfulgirl10V 6 Comments
Well she did ask for a long tan.
The whole idea just screams Final Destination to me. Oh what, it does happen in Final Destination and it looks like a really bad way to go.
Cool and anyway we were born to die
Stay away from racistsV 1 Comment
Eat medicine that's out of date
Use your private parts as piranhas bate
Set fire on your hair poke a stick at a grizzly bear eat medicine that's out of date use your private part as piranha bate
If you poke a grizzly bear with a stick you deserve whatever he has coming for you.
Best way to get candy so far! Apparently bears vomit candy.V 11 Comments
Ok this is pretty dumb and I can actually picture this happening...
I could picture this happening, that's pretty dumb.
This actually almost happened to me...I suffer from sleep paralysis and one time I woke up paralyzed with my face in the pillow. Was not a good experience
I I ts real more deaths in a app called dumb ways to dieV 13 Comments
A game of spoons might kill you.
What do you mean by "a game of spoons"? - Pony
Yeah. What is that?
It's a card game 🃏
Well that's not Russian roulette, that's shooting yourself with an Uzi. If you were playing classic Russian roulette with only one bullet, then your odds would actually be better than the usual revolver.
How about playing Russian Roulette with any fully loaded gun? There's no chance of you not getting shot!
I guess he didn't read the rules. You only have one bullet.V 6 Comments
Best way to die ever👍... That's the only time that I ever wanted to be Fry... The rest of the time he is stuck in an unrequited love affair with Lela... I would actually want to travel to that planet...
Snoo snoo is sex ( futurama reference )
? What's that? Do I want to know?
What the crap are you talking' about. Whats wrong with ya bruV 3 Comments
Use your private parts as piranha bate...
This is from dumb ways to die!
IMPOSSIBLE! I took expired tylenol once years ago AND I AM STILL ALIVE! :D
Like that's smart
What was NASA thinking to hire a nimrod who's dumb enough to take their helmet off in space when astronauts should know that we can only survive 10-15 seconds in space when you don't have oxygen? Plus, space hurts. - RockFashionista
If you were to do this... You must have failed all your courses to be an astronaut...
Dang. Is this guy trying to write a book? That is so stupid. Who takes off their helmet in a dangerous place with no oxygen?!?!?!
Your head won't actually explode if you take your helmet off in space. you'll just soffocate and freezeV 4 Comments
"...to tell some tale bout a boat and sail, but sure this inevitably unveils the fail..." - Cyri
Haha really NOT funny... Amazing like really who would do that ant more
Definitely agree only stupid people would be like "hey! Let's jump into the propeller! "
Reminds me of Another, the anime. When that kid's body was ripped apart.V 4 Comments
Who would even try this?
It's piranha bate not shark bate
That's nasty and unnecessary. Why pretend your private is a worm? I feel bad for the fish who fell for this... - Powerfulgirl10
So you're saying people used their testicles as fish food?! That's nasty, and dumb. Who does that?!?!V 3 Comments
That's going to be very bloody. - Pony
Most Legit Player
This is gonna get ugly. I actually hate My Little Pony, and Iswear I do.
I am a nice brony that doesn't do that.V 4 Comments
LOL, guess that would be a successful flash mob at lest - Fan_of_Good_Music
Haha ha ha huu
I think many of us citizens would join. At least the rednecks and the amish.
Then everyone in the US turn into an angry mob, and kill you in one hit.V 2 Comments
My toast is stuck... I know! I'll use a fork!
You will get electrocuted or burnt.
Do your own electrical work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a 2 week old unrefrigerated pir
Do your own eletrical work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a 2week old unrefrigerated pie
So there's a not-lethal dose of cyanide?
This is more of a suicide option than a dumb way to die...though I suppose it counts if you think suicide is dumb. Also being poisoned by someone else is dumb, it just sucks.
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a 2week ols unrefredgerated pie
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a 2 week old unrefrigerated pie
Teach Yourself How to Fly
Eat a 2 week Old Unrefridgerated pie
I rather get pushed off
I wanna do this when I get out of school lmaoo
How would you get paper cut on both your eyes?
When people throw paper airplanes at you and they cut your eyes
Guys If You Like Hamilton: THIS IS FOR YOU!
Eliza: " I hope that you burn! "
This is the only way I want to die. I put alcohol on my hand, and then got a match and set it on fire. It didn't hurt it just tickled. And there is not point in doing that, you and this world is going to burn someday, putting it out with gasoline is going to make your life more dead then it already is. Like I said there is no point. With the President that we have now, by 2020 this world will be the purge. At least Trump is not that stupid to let us have the purge. Long story short, this world will burn anyway.
Well, sadly, a lot of people are not "educated" enough to label canisters. Besides the fact that the only difference is the smell, no one would have time to sniff it when trying to put out a fire.
That's just so funny :D
That's just dumb. Wow.V 11 Comments
You probably won't die, just get a lot of "you suck, Metallica is the best! ". I don't know, maybe if you reminded them Saint Anger exists?
Not jumping off a cliff, idiots. This means you try to fly a plane without seeking professional help from real pilots.
Lol. What you said is funny. "Jumping off a cliff? " is instant suicide.
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie
How? Jumping off a cliff?
That almost happened to me one time... I was all "Hurr.. Come on little guy... " But right before I exploded it came out. Phew.
Haha that's funny as hell and the other comment I read I almost died! Laugh out loud
My eight month old cousin burst a vein when he was pooping last year!
Mmmhmmm. Just drink more water or eat prunesV 1 Comment
Is this from "Dumb ways to die" app
My favorite from dumb ways to die
Eat s tube of super glueV 3 Comments
This is the only way I would like to die
By it's the best
This is not a dumb way to die, It is a fun way to die - benhos
Or anthony from smosh would like to die. Any guys dream to. laugh out loudV 7 Comments
Well, the self destruct button may be a welcome (though deadly) sign of relief if you are forced to listen to too many Justin Beiber songs.
I wonder what this red button might do... - Pony
Just let me say this bad idea - joshlambert
Is there really o destruction button, if there is, what the heck do we have that, if we don't...peaceV 10 Comments
Muhaha, whos that dumb
That would be really painful, and is a really dumb way to die - Imreallyboredrightnow
The Weeknd got set on fire and he survived
Dumb ways to die all over againV 2 Comments
The list wasn't very funny, until I read this.
That is likely
I couldn't breathe after reading this
Hm...V 2 Comments
I don't even know anymore...
Dang, he must have been wearing a paper necklace or something lol
You can't bleed if you got a papercut, though it is worse than being cut...
Is that even possible, if that is that would be a long, painful death.V 3 Comments
This would be the worst way to die and you wouldn't even die of hunger you would freeze
Some refrigerators have a internal temp regulator so you could just turn down the cold
In the old days people would get stuck in those playing games and they wouldn't actually freeze, they'd run out of oxygen...
Laugh out loud! That sometimes happen in cartoons (regular show anyone? )
This happened in India when a guy playing hide and seek was trapped in an ice cream freezer..V 4 Comments
Are you that weak? - MusicalPony
That is so stumped how can u die from that
LOL. This needs to be higher. This is so funny!
Boy:La la la la la.
*trips on a grain of rice*
Boy: *falling off a cliff* AAHH! *lands on the ground in 15 mph and dies*
Who cries that long, I know someone, my sister, but she didn't die. Also my friend sister. But she didn't die. The thing is there have two thing in common. They are devils, and punks.
Man. That guy must have been depressed.
Dang. That would be a lot of tears.V 4 Comments
Aleready 100 percent of filipinos done that like my playing grand chase for 24 hrs and forgot to sleep and leveled up to 100 2nd class
This actually happened to me. I was 5 and not very smart but I didn't die. I was in the hospital for like 4 weeks though. It was the most stupid experience ever. Me and my friend were playing hide and seek
That has to be the dumbest way to die since how did you get into the dryer in the first place? And the door is open-able pretty easily.
Ah, yes. I found out you couldn't escape from the inside the hard way... TOTALLY NOT FUN. I FELT LIKE I WAS LITERALLY BAKING
Why would you do thatV 1 Comment
Dumb ways to die beep beep
Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place
I wish this would happen to the kids at my school, damn them...
WHY DO YOUR HEADS NOT EXPLODE, GHETTO CHILDREN?! WHY IN HEAVEN'S NAME DO YOU NOT AT LEAST GO DEAF?!
I love music, and I always turn my headphones full volume, so... - Pony
Mother of mp3 killer...
This sounds painfulV 5 Comments
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