Top Ten Dumbest Ways to Die
The Top Ten
I really think it's a very stupid way to die. I mean, come on ya' idiot, its full of food1 duh! Oh look, I am in a place full of food and I am so scared of getting arrested ill just starve to death instead of sneaking a candy bar or something. But who even stays in a supermarket that long anyway? Definitely a bad way to go
Stealing is a sin but starving isn't so best be prepared to go to heaven.
Yes... Yes this is so stupid indeed... Don't even TRY it, you'll be on the news for, 'most dumb woman/man on earth' trust me, don't
In other news a woman was found dead in a supermarket autopsy says she died of starvation
That would be really stupid because there would be so much food around you and you could just grab some food from shelves. There would probably be some free food samples that you could eat.
I did this once. All u people are saying its stupid, so now I'm offended. Even though it was stupid of me to forget how to breathe lol. I was outside walking when I tried to inhale and before I passed out I finally did and that never happened again...
If people can forget how to control their farts then of course breathing can also be forgotten.
If you forget how to breath you will die. If you want to try it, you gon die. Anyway who will be stupid enough to do that
How the heck can you forget how to breath
haha! best joke I've heard in ages! (but don't you mean 'medical' bill? )
that truly is the most stupid way to die.
This is what happens when you don't buy Geico people. Geico: save 15 percent or more on car insurance!
I think I would just tell them, "Look what I've been through! I'll pay you... On Tuesday. "
Wow this is a dumb way to die you'd had to be really find to die just because of a med Bill it's just money
Justin Bieber: "Baby, baby, baby, baby..."
Person: "Oh help, I'm getting a heart attack because of that stupid sound."
Justin Bieber :"(still singing and don't giving a damn) Baby, baby, baby, baby..."
Person: "Now I understand why he's such a dumb ass."
I think it is sad how much people hate on Justin Beiber. I don't like his music and in my opinion there are much better artists, but I don't therefor hate him. I just don't listen to his music. The worst part is that most of the people who hate on him haven't written a better song.
Dying with JB on would just be plain horrific!
One day I was forced to listen him... The other day I was found unconscious at my backyard... He should be at the 2st position in this list...
I know a kid that did this on a field trip and he threw up non-stop. Fat ass..
Only the bravest can pull this off without the repercussion of death.
That is Really dumb
I once choked on a butterscotch I wonder what would happen if I tried this? Conclusion DEATH
When people have seizures, all their muscles contract. Your tongue is a muscle, so it will contract. When this happens the tongue rolls back and the victim will choke on their tongue. It is not uncommon to happen, and is a serious and painful, not dumb, way to die
This is actually a myth, as an epileptic myself I can tell you that this does not happen, nor could it. when people choke to death it is because they were lying on their back and their muscles contract, forcing vomit to fill their mouths and causing them to choke on it while unconscious.
... Totally hilarious,... ha ha you dumbass.
I once fought my left hand during nightmare episode so I can vividly see this happening.
That is so weird. I LOVE IT! lol. tanning booth death couldn't happen (if you mean from the energy... if you mean suffocation then yeah its possible. )
That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard of like how would you choke on your own tongue.
Birds and people are the opposite,
Try it, you won’t get very far
It's obvious. If you try to fly off a building, you are NOT gonna make it. Some of these can be true, though. People can die of even the smallest cut from a disease where your blood cannot clot and you can just bleed to death.
I did that once when I was three. Broke my arm AND my pride...
Chuck norris poking your balls
Wait, there's a normal amount of Anti-Freeze to drink?
If you ingest ant-freeze you will die. Incredibly stupid
Is there such a thing as too much anti-freeze. I love that stuff I could drink it all day
No matter how much you'll drink, you will die of antifreeze.
Imagine if the lumbar support is so bad that every time you lean back you do a back flip.
Umm that's pretty weird and disturbing I like it but it is dumb ok now I sound dumb any one agree with me hey hey hey!
Dude, this is a dumb way to die. Especially on the first day of the job.
That's like SO scary. But Dumb, Like in the Hunger Games A Kid Gets His Neck SNAPPED MY CATO.-.
thank you for inspiring of my future ways to die swiper no swiping am I right?
Dude, imagine if you stuck your head out an elevator, and it closes, your neck is still intact, but the elevator elevates and you hit the roof. Your chocking and cannot breath, then there's a headless bloody body in the elevator. If you did that, your brain is smaller than a mustard seed. Geez.
That’s disturbing, lol owww that almost happened to me, with the door
Something like this would be really unlikely to happen, but if it happened it would really hurt. This sounds like something that would happen in an episode of happy tree friends.
You can drown in jello and if you are allergic or hate the flavor then you might as well be dead.
I wouldn't mind this one as long as if green apple jello and I get to eat some :3
How is that even possible! Is there a pool made of jello, er something?
I would eat everything I can to get out.
This is very serious and can happen if you are morbidly obese.
How is this possible?
You could be wearing too much winter clothing. I got a heat stroke in December - AnonymousChick
How when your in the cold think people think
Impossible! It's not even hot in the arctic.
The anvil will let you sink more. Very stupid
You guys are so dumb. The anvil will increase the weight of the person, and actually make him sink slower. !
Okay. Go into a lake with a pebble and jump in. Then do the same with a rock you can barely lift. Feel the difference? - Cyri
You'll sink even lower if you carry an anvil while walking across quicksand.
Have you watched any? An anvil will make you sink faster.
Well that would be a bad bad bad thing to do but, it would, might, or can kill U. So its your choice to kill your self with an egg-beater. So don't try it.
How would that happen you'd need to stick your face on the beater and then turn it on.
Only a moron would do that!
Your face will get mixed up with blood if you do that, so don't do it!
One piranha is not very dangerous
That is definitely the dumbest way to die! Ouch!
Top no they are super sharp teeth
Using ANY part of your body as piranha bait is stupid!
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear...
A hair salon in India actually does this purposely.
A friend told me about some girls in his class doing this with lighters
Who would even dare set their hair on fire?
Eat medicine that's out of date
Use your private parts as piranhas bate
Set fire on your hair poke a stick at a grizzly bear eat medicine that's out of date use your private part as piranha bate
If you poke a grizzly bear with a stick you deserve whatever he has coming for you.
Best way to get candy so far! Apparently bears vomit candy.
God, that happens to me ALL THE TIME. Stupid cucumbers, leave me alone.
Especially if the cucumber is actually a gherkin and if it has been carved in such a way that it becomes a small dagger.
In a movie that I don't know the title of some one got stabbed by corn so it could happen? Maybe?
What if you got stabbed to death by corn like that one guy in Sleepwalkers.
What do you mean by "a game of spoons"?
A game of spoons might kill you.
What is this anyway
Yeah. What is that?
Milliions of virgin weeaboos such as my self dream to go out in this way.
? What's that? Do I want to know?
Snoo snoo is sex ( futurama reference )
What the crap are you talking' about. Whats wrong with ya bru
Our body wont explode with the dramatic change in pressure thanks to our skin strong enough to handle, and also there is no matter in space for heat (or cold) to travel hence taking YEARS TO FREEZE. The only thing will kill you there is Stellar Radiation (Rays from stars and Sun) and of course LACK OF OXYGEN
What was NASA thinking to hire a nimrod who's dumb enough to take their helmet off in space when astronauts should know that we can only survive 10-15 seconds in space when you don't have oxygen? Plus, space hurts.
If you were to do this... You must have failed all your courses to be an astronaut...
Dang. Is this guy trying to write a book? That is so stupid. Who takes off their helmet in a dangerous place with no oxygen?!?!?!
I would love that, I would just shoot everyone else and say I won.
Well that's not Russian roulette, that's shooting yourself with an Uzi. If you were playing classic Russian roulette with only one bullet, then your odds would actually be better than the usual revolver.
How about playing Russian Roulette with any fully loaded gun? There's no chance of you not getting shot!
I guess he didn't read the rules. You only have one bullet.
Use your private parts as piranha bate...
This is from dumb ways to die!
If fairly common
Like that's smart
Lol. I laughed at this. This is so dumb. Who tries to play a game of Catch with a knife? I can picture that in my head. Two idiotic kids playing Catch the Knife, one kid gets stabbed in the face by mistake, and then dies. Scary, right? Well, now you learned not to try this at home, or anywhere else.
I bet one kid would go like "Whee! I love playing Catch the Knife! " and then it gets stabbed in the head and dies. Very tragic.
Weirdest way to die and dumbest stupid people would only try this
Haha it has to hit specific parts
It's piranha bate not shark bate
lol but seriously that would be painful
That's nasty and unnecessary. Why pretend your private is a worm? I feel bad for the fish who fell for this...
So you're saying people used their testicles as fish food?! That's nasty, and dumb. Who does that?!?!