Top Ten Dumbest Ways to Die

The Top Ten
1 Starving in a supermarket

I really think it's a very stupid way to die. I mean, come on ya' idiot, its full of food1 duh! Oh look, I am in a place full of food and I am so scared of getting arrested ill just starve to death instead of sneaking a candy bar or something. But who even stays in a supermarket that long anyway? Definitely a bad way to go

This would indeed get you on the news, and make you the worldwide laughingstock for sure. I doubt it is possible for anyone that respects there life to die like this though. Even a person who lacks intelligence would have the common sense to take the store's food. But when there's no can opener...

This is one of the stupidest way to die! If you are going to die in a Supermarket, you may as well just drive of a cliff on purpose! Your last view of life while you are starving to death is of rows and rows of FOOD!

That would be really stupid because there would be so much food around you and you could just grab some food from shelves. There would probably be some free food samples that you could eat.

2 Forgetting how to breathe

I did this once. All u people are saying its stupid, so now I'm offended. Even though it was stupid of me to forget how to breathe lol. I was outside walking when I tried to inhale and before I passed out I finally did and that never happened again...

If you forget how to breath you will die. If you want to try it, you gon die. Anyway who will be stupid enough to do that

If people can forget how to control their farts then of course breathing can also be forgotten.

This actullay happens to people who have had seizures and pre mature babies can suffer from this.

3 Driving off of a cliff and surviving only to die of shock from the high price of your hospital bill

This is what happens when you don't buy Geico people. Geico: save 15 percent or more on car insurance!

I think I would just tell them, "Look what I've been through! I'll pay you... On Tuesday. "

It's really remind me of how cartoon character die! So stupid and silly!

That would be so funny and stupid laugh out loud

4 Drowning in Jell-o

You can drown in jello and if you are allergic or hate the flavor then you might as well be dead.

How is that even possible! Is there a pool made of jello, er something?

Green apple jello doesn't exist... I think. But I would love to die in Pineaplle Jello!

Where does anyone even get that much Jell-o?

5 Trying to eat a whole Big Mac in one bite and choking

I know a kid that did this on a field trip and he threw up non-stop. Fat ass..

I once choked on a butterscotch I wonder what would happen if I tried this? Conclusion DEATH

Try the little mac burger next time, oh wait, that burger doesn't go down without a fight

A big Mac itself can kill you. Why eat it in one bite? I want to live longer.

6 Trying to fly

It's obvious. If you try to fly off a building, you are NOT gonna make it. Some of these can be true, though. People can die of even the smallest cut from a disease where your blood cannot clot and you can just bleed to death.

This seriously happened to someone in my elementary school. He tried to make his own parachute out of a plastic bag and fell out of his apartment to his own death. He wasnt all there...

Not jumping off a cliff, idiots. This means you try to fly a plane without seeking professional help from real pilots.

Try jumping off a cliff, and then you will instantly die. When you fall on the ground.

7 Choking on your own tongue

When people have seizures, all their muscles contract. Your tongue is a muscle, so it will contract. When this happens the tongue rolls back and the victim will choke on their tongue. It is not uncommon to happen, and is a serious and painful, not dumb, way to die

That is so weird. I LOVE IT! lol. tanning booth death couldn't happen (if you mean from the energy... if you mean suffocation then yeah its possible. )

That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard of like how would you choke on your own tongue.

This is the biggest nonsense I've ever heard. I mean, I'm no docter, but I thought that this myth was busted in the dark ages.

8 Getting your face caught in an egg-beater

How would that happen you'd need to stick your face on the beater and then turn it on.

Your face will get mixed up with blood if you do that, so don't do it!

Just wanted to see if the egg was good enough!

Dumb and not the dumb ways to die dumb

9 Dying of heatstroke in the arctic

When I was in jr high one boy the story goes put on a wet suit and went in the attic. He was found dead. True story's science experiment gone wrong

This is very serious and can happen if you are morbidly obese.

Idiot I told him not to go to the worlds strongest tanning booth in Antartica!

How when your in the cold think people think

10 Drinking too much antifreeze

Is there such a thing as too much anti-freeze. I love that stuff I could drink it all day

Wait, there's a normal amount of Anti-Freeze to drink?

No matter how much you'll drink, you will die of antifreeze.

A single drop of antifreeze is too much antifreeze

The Contenders
11 Getting your head ripped of in an elevator

Dude, imagine if you stuck your head out an elevator, and it closes, your neck is still intact, but the elevator elevates and you hit the roof. Your chocking and cannot breath, then there's a headless bloody body in the elevator. If you did that, your brain is smaller than a mustard seed. Geez.

I think I put this there because of an episode on 100 ways to die. It could happen but it's very unlikely and couldn't you just get the doors wide enough to pull yourself out? It must hurt though.

Something like this would be really unlikely to happen, but if it happened it would really hurt. This sounds like something that would happen in an episode of happy tree friends.

I had a case in which a woman getting on an elevator in Monroe, LA was literally cut in half by the elevator doors. Her head was outside.

12 Getting stuck in a tanning booth

Uh oh, 1000 Ways To Die flashbacks... I just saw that one where this woman falls asleep in a tanning bed and got severely sunburnt. She then ate some pills, and the next morning... just watch this one for yourself.

The whole idea just screams Final Destination to me. Oh what, it does happen in Final Destination and it looks like a really bad way to go.

Well she did ask for a long tan.

Cool and anyway we were born to die

13 Walking across quicksand while carrying an anvil

You'll sink even lower if you carry an anvil while walking across quicksand.

Have you watched any? An anvil will make you sink faster.

I don't even know what an anvil is

Well, you can't actually die by quicksand. The reason for this is because your head is less dense than quicksand so you cannot have your head submerged by it. With that said, if you're dumb enough you can still get trapped and die from exposure or starvation.

14 Trying to catch a piranha with your own tongue

The only bite when flesh is exposed so if you don't have a cut, you are safe

Isn't this just copying dumb ways to die? But not with you know what.

What genius thought of this obvious sarcasm is obvious.

That is definitely the dumbest way to die! Ouch!

15 Getting stabbed with a cucumber

Especially if the cucumber is actually a gherkin and if it has been carved in such a way that it becomes a small dagger.

In a movie that I don't know the title of some one got stabbed by corn so it could happen? Maybe?

Lol would that even work if you sharpened the cucumber by peeling it with a knife?

What if you got stabbed to death by corn like that one guy in Sleepwalkers.

16 Setting fire to your hair

Poke a stick at a grizzly bear, eat medicine that's out-of-date, use your private parts as pirhanna bait, dumb ways to die...

A friend told me about some girls in his class doing this with lighters

A hair salon in India actually does this purposely.

That really would be stupid the only people would do that is a segergashion color wich is the whites

17 Poking a grizzly bear with a stick

Hmm, not sure how one would get close enough to a grizzly bear and poke it. Unless of course it's in a zoo or its sleeping. Either way there is a fence between you and if that bear is in deep sleep it might not wake up. Or you'd break from the tension;not knowing when,or if,this bear is going to launch out and grab you. I'm twelve don't know much about this website or much at all but just thought I could post how I felt

If you poke a grizzly bear with a stick you deserve whatever he has coming for you.

Eat medicine that's out of date
Use your private parts as piranhas bate

Best way to get candy so far! Apparently bears vomit candy.

18 Snapping your neck on an office chair

Umm that's pretty weird and disturbing I like it but it is dumb ok now I sound dumb any one agree with me hey hey hey!

I don't think you die 'cause a piranha bit you? Maybe if you swallow it and it's still alive...Whatever.

Imagine if the lumbar support is so bad that every time you lean back you do a back flip.

Dude, this is a dumb way to die. Especially on the first day of the job.

19 Swallowing too much helium

This almost happened to me once. I was in my room and sucked in way too much helium from a balloon, passed out and woke up on my carpet.

Helium inhalation can kill you, it's density is less than that of air and it can replace the oxygen in your lungs. Once that happens nervous system shuts down and you go to sleep. Forever. Times infinity.

I'm glad I never did helium because back then I didn't know it was a drug and when I found out I was happy I never swallowed any from a helium balloon.

At least you can say your last words in a squeaky voice. Totaly worth it if you got it on tape.

20 Taking your helmet off in outer space so your head explodes while you freeze to death

Our body wont explode with the dramatic change in pressure thanks to our skin strong enough to handle, and also there is no matter in space for heat (or cold) to travel hence taking YEARS TO FREEZE. The only thing will kill you there is Stellar Radiation (Rays from stars and Sun) and of course LACK OF OXYGEN

What was NASA thinking to hire a nimrod who's dumb enough to take their helmet off in space when astronauts should know that we can only survive 10-15 seconds in space when you don't have oxygen? Plus, space hurts.

Dang. Is this guy trying to write a book? That is so stupid. Who takes off their helmet in a dangerous place with no oxygen?!?!?!

If you were to do this... You must have failed all your courses to be an astronaut...

21 A game of spoons getting out of control

What do you mean by "a game of spoons"?

A game of spoons might kill you.

What is this anyway

Yeah. What is that?

22 Death by snoo snoo

What the crap are you talking' about. Whats wrong with ya bru

Snoo snoo is sex ( futurama reference )

? What's that? Do I want to know?

Is that some foreign word?

23 Your brain explodes from having too much homework

Any day now this will happen to me. I've been really behind on homework

Sadly, these days this could happen at nay moment!

Hey, it happend to a friend of mine! Lololol

Brain: I don't get paid enough for this!
(Psh! )

24 Playing Russian Roulette with a fully loaded Uzi

Well that's not Russian roulette, that's shooting yourself with an Uzi. If you were playing classic Russian roulette with only one bullet, then your odds would actually be better than the usual revolver.

How about playing Russian Roulette with any fully loaded gun? There's no chance of you not getting shot!

I would love that, I would just shoot everyone else and say I won.

I did. Trust me, it's not fun. Although I did win a million dollars.

25 Pressing the self destruct button

Well, the self destruct button may be a welcome (though deadly) sign of relief if you are forced to listen to too many Justin Beiber songs.

Is there really o destruction button, if there is, what the heck do we have that, if we don't...peace

Don't press it unless you really, REALLY, REALLY mean it. This is from space balls lol.

If always wanted to be that one dumb person in a movie that pushes the red button.

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