Top Ten Dumbest Ways to Die

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The Top Ten

1 Starving in a supermarket

I really think it's a very stupid way to die. I mean, come on ya' idiot, its full of food1 duh! Oh look, I am in a place full of food and I am so scared of getting arrested ill just starve to death instead of sneaking a candy bar or something. But who even stays in a supermarket that long anyway? Definitely a bad way to go

Yes... Yes this is so stupid indeed... Don't even TRY it, you'll be on the news for, 'most dumb woman/man on earth' trust me, don't

In other news a woman was found dead in a supermarket autopsy says she died of starvation - shfydgi

That would be really stupid because there would be so much food around you and you could just grab some food from shelves. There would probably be some free food samples that you could eat.

If you actually starve in a supermarket, you don't deserve to be on this planet.

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2 Drive off of a cliff but survive but die of shock from the high price of your hospital bill

haha! best joke I've heard in ages! (but don't you mean 'medical' bill? )
that truly is the most stupid way to die.

This is what happens when you don't buy Geico people. Geico: save 15 percent or more on car insurance!

I think I would just tell them, "Look what I've been through! I'll pay you... On Tuesday. "

Lol the irony

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3 Forgetting how to breathe

If you forget how to breath you will die. If you want to try it, you gon die. Anyway who will be stupid enough to do that

How the heck can you forget how to breath

Yes I know some one who is lol

That is so dumb! you can just get a breathing tupe.

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4 Listening to Justin Beiber Too Long

Justin Bieber: "Baby, baby, baby, baby..."
Person: "Oh help, I'm getting a heart attack because of that stupid sound."
Justin Bieber :"(still singing and don't giving a damn) Baby, baby, baby, baby..."
Person: "Now I understand why he's such a dumb ass."

I think it is sad how much people hate on Justin Beiber. I don't like his music and in my opinion there are much better artists, but I don't therefor hate him. I just don't listen to his music. The worst part is that most of the people who hate on him haven't written a better song.

Dying with JB on would just be plain horrific! - PositronWildhawk

My sister hates justin and she would KILL herself if she had to

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5 Trying to eat a whole Big Mac in one bite and choking

I know a kid that did this on a field trip and he threw up non-stop. Fat ass..

That is Really dumb

I once choked on a butterscotch I wonder what would happen if I tried this? Conclusion DEATH

My brother did that once but for some crazy reason he lived.

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6 Choking on your own tongue

When people have seizures, all their muscles contract. Your tongue is a muscle, so it will contract. When this happens the tongue rolls back and the victim will choke on their tongue. It is not uncommon to happen, and is a serious and painful, not dumb, way to die

This is actually a myth, as an epileptic myself I can tell you that this does not happen, nor could it. when people choke to death it is because they were lying on their back and their muscles contract, forcing vomit to fill their mouths and causing them to choke on it while unconscious.

... Totally hilarious,... ha ha you dumbass.

That is so weird. I LOVE IT! lol. tanning booth death couldn't happen (if you mean from the energy... if you mean suffocation then yeah its possible. ) - fireinside96

That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard of like how would you choke on your own tongue.

Don't kill me for this, but I have done that.

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7 Getting your head ripped of in an elevator

Dude, imagine if you stuck your head out an elevator, and it closes, your neck is still intact, but the elevator elevates and you hit the roof. Your chocking and cannot breath, then there's a headless bloody body in the elevator. If you did that, your brain is smaller than a mustard seed. Geez.

Something like this would be really unlikely to happen, but if it happened it would really hurt. This sounds like something that would happen in an episode of happy tree friends. - Imreallyboredrightnow

I think I put this there because of an episode on 100 ways to die. It could happen but it's very unlikely and couldn't you just get the doors wide enough to pull yourself out? It must hurt though. - booklover1

This is stupid but funny

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8 You drink to much Anti-Freeze

Wait, there's a normal amount of Anti-Freeze to drink?

If you ingest ant-freeze you will die. Incredibly stupid

Is there such a thing as too much anti-freeze. I love that stuff I could drink it all day - ChickaChickaSlimShady

Anti-Freeze is the bomb

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9 Try to catch a piranha with your own tongue

One piranha is not very dangerous

That is definitely the dumbest way to die! Ouch!

Top no they are super sharp teeth

haha

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10 Snapping your neck on an office chair

Umm that's pretty weird and disturbing I like it but it is dumb ok now I sound dumb any one agree with me hey hey hey!

Dude, this is a dumb way to die. Especially on the first day of the job.

That's like SO scary. But Dumb, Like in the Hunger Games A Kid Gets His Neck SNAPPED MY CATO.-.

Scary, but funny

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The Contenders

11 Getting stabbed with a cucumber

God, that happens to me ALL THE TIME. Stupid cucumbers, leave me alone. - Mushroom99

In a movie that I don't know the title of some one got stabbed by corn so it could happen? Maybe?

What if you got stabbed to death by corn like that one guy in Sleepwalkers.

Lol would that even work if you sharpened the cucumber by peeling it with a knife? - BlueTopazIceVanilla

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12 Get your face caught in an egg-beater

Well that would be a bad bad bad thing to do but, it would, might, or can kill U. So its your choice to kill your self with an egg-beater. So don't try it.

How would that happen you'd need to stick your face on the beater and then turn it on.

Only a moron would do that!

so funny

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13 Trying to fly

It's obvious. If you try to fly off a building, you are NOT gonna make it. Some of these can be true, though. People can die of even the smallest cut from a disease where your blood cannot clot and you can just bleed to death.

I did that once when I was little. Thank God I tried it on my bed instead of the roof - FireWasp2004

I did that once when I was three. Broke my arm AND my pride...

Anyone who would attempt this is either 2 years old or really mental.

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14 Drown in Jell-o

I wouldn't mind this one as long as if green apple jello and I get to eat some :3

How is that even possible! Is there a pool made of jello, er something?

I would eat everything I can to get out. - Powerfulgirl10

I would just eat it

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15 Dying of heatstroke in the arctic

How when your in the cold think people think

Impossible! It's not even hot in the arctic. - Powerfulgirl10

Idiot I told him not to go to the worlds strongest tanning booth in Antartica!

No way can this happen. - ToptenPizza

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16 Getting stuck in a tanning booth

The whole idea just screams Final Destination to me. Oh what, it does happen in Final Destination and it looks like a really bad way to go.

Cool and anyway we were born to die

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17 Suffocating on your pillow

Ok this is pretty dumb and I can actually picture this happening...

I could picture this happening, that's pretty dumb.

This actually almost happened to me...I suffer from sleep paralysis and one time I woke up paralyzed with my face in the pillow. Was not a good experience

I can picture it in my head right is so dumb. I feel bad for the people who did this.

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18 Walking across quicksand while carrying an anvil

You guys are so dumb. The anvil will increase the weight of the person, and actually make him sink slower. !

It will not, it will make him sink slower have you ever watched any survival movies?

The anvil will let you sink more. Very stupid

You'll sink even lower if you carry an anvil while walking across quicksand. - Powerfulgirl10

I don't even know what an anvil is

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19 Setting fire to your hair

Poke a stick at a grizzly bear...

A friend told me about some girls in his class doing this with lighters

Who would even dare set their hair on fire? - Powerfulgirl10

Haha, Dumb Ways to Die reference - FireWasp2004

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20 Poke a stick at a grizzly bear

Eat medicine that's out of date
Use your private parts as piranhas bate

Set fire on your hair poke a stick at a grizzly bear eat medicine that's out of date use your private part as piranha bate

If you poke a grizzly bear with a stick you deserve whatever he has coming for you.

Eat medicine that's out of date... - FireWasp2004

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2. Choking on your own tongue
3. Forgetting how to breathe
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