Top Ten Dumbest Ways to Die

The Top Ten
1 Starving in a supermarket

I really think it's a very stupid way to die. I mean, come on ya' idiot, its full of food1 duh! Oh look, I am in a place full of food and I am so scared of getting arrested ill just starve to death instead of sneaking a candy bar or something. But who even stays in a supermarket that long anyway? Definitely a bad way to go

This would indeed get you on the news, and make you the worldwide laughingstock for sure. I doubt it is possible for anyone that respects there life to die like this though. Even a person who lacks intelligence would have the common sense to take the store's food. But when there's no can opener...

This is one of the stupidest way to die! If you are going to die in a Supermarket, you may as well just drive of a cliff on purpose! Your last view of life while you are starving to death is of rows and rows of FOOD!

That would be really stupid because there would be so much food around you and you could just grab some food from shelves. There would probably be some free food samples that you could eat.

2 Forgetting how to breathe

Person: Hey, derpy, what's wrong?
Derpy: I can't breath!
Person: Do you need cpr?
Derpy : I don't know how to breath
Person: Inhale!
Derpy: How?

If people can forget how to control their farts then of course breathing can also be forgotten.

If you forget how to breath you will die. If you want to try it, you gon die. Anyway who will be stupid enough to do that

This actullay happens to people who have had seizures and pre mature babies can suffer from this.

3 Driving off of a cliff and surviving only to die of shock from the high price of your hospital bill

This is what happens when you don't buy Geico people. Geico: save 15 percent or more on car insurance!

It's really remind me of how cartoon character die! So stupid and silly!

Oof. I thought the hospital would show the bill to the family instead of the goddamn patient!

I think I would just tell them, "Look what I've been through! I'll pay you... On Tuesday. "

4 Drowning in Jell-o

Aren't you supposed to be allergic to Jell-o to die like that? Is there a pool made of Jell-o? I can see every equation.

You can drown in jello and if you are allergic or hate the flavor then you might as well be dead.

How is that even possible! Is there a pool made of jello, er something?

Green apple jello doesn't exist... I think. But I would love to die in Pineaplle Jello!

5 Trying to eat a whole Big Mac in one bite and choking

I know a kid that did this on a field trip and he threw up non-stop. Fat ass..

I once choked on a butterscotch I wonder what would happen if I tried this? Conclusion DEATH

A big Mac itself can kill you. Why eat it in one bite? I want to live longer.

Only the bravest can pull this off without the repercussion of death.

6 Trying to fly

What's even more dumb is that many people died this way throughout history. Like a British monk during the 7th century that made a pair of makeshift wings and accidentally jumped off a cliff. Or even Franz Reichelt, the Austrian inventor who died after jumping off the Eiffel Tower due to his "coat parachute" not working. Social darwinism at its finest, people.

Reminds me of the 80s metal band where the lead singer jumped out a hotel window. His best bud said 'Dude you were so high you thought you could fly!' The singer asked the bud 'Why didn't you stop me?' and the bud replied 'Stop you? Hell I beat $100 you could do it!'

It's obvious. If you try to fly off a building, you are NOT gonna make it. Some of these can be true, though. People can die of even the smallest cut from a disease where your blood cannot clot and you can just bleed to death.

This seriously happened to someone in my elementary school. He tried to make his own parachute out of a plastic bag and fell out of his apartment to his own death. He wasnt all there...

7 Getting your face caught in an egg-beater

How would that happen you'd need to stick your face on the beater and then turn it on.

Wait- The true main question is how does your face get stuck in a goddamn egg-beater!

Your face will get mixed up with blood if you do that, so don't do it!

Just wanted to see if the egg was good enough!

8 Choking on your own tongue

When people have seizures, all their muscles contract. Your tongue is a muscle, so it will contract. When this happens the tongue rolls back and the victim will choke on their tongue. It is not uncommon to happen, and is a serious and painful, not dumb, way to die

That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard of like how would you choke on your own tongue.

This is the biggest nonsense I've ever heard. I mean, I'm no docter, but I thought that this myth was busted in the dark ages.

I once fought my left hand during nightmare episode so I can vividly see this happening.

9 Dying of heatstroke in the arctic

When I was in jr high one boy the story goes put on a wet suit and went in the attic. He was found dead. True story's science experiment gone wrong

This is very serious and can happen if you are morbidly obese.

Idiot I told him not to go to the worlds strongest tanning booth in Antartica!

Wait till climate change boils the arctic water...

10 Drinking too much antifreeze

Wait, there's a normal amount of Anti-Freeze to drink?

Is there such a thing as too much anti-freeze. I love that stuff I could drink it all day

No matter how much you'll drink, you will die of antifreeze.

Why would you even try to drink it in the first place?

The Contenders
11 Getting your head ripped of in an elevator

Dude, imagine if you stuck your head out an elevator, and it closes, your neck is still intact, but the elevator elevates and you hit the roof. Your chocking and cannot breath, then there's a headless bloody body in the elevator. If you did that, your brain is smaller than a mustard seed. Geez.

I think I put this there because of an episode on 100 ways to die. It could happen but it's very unlikely and couldn't you just get the doors wide enough to pull yourself out? It must hurt though.

Something like this would be really unlikely to happen, but if it happened it would really hurt. This sounds like something that would happen in an episode of happy tree friends.

I had a case in which a woman getting on an elevator in Monroe, LA was literally cut in half by the elevator doors. Her head was outside.

12 Getting stuck in a tanning booth

Uh oh, 1000 Ways To Die flashbacks... I just saw that one where this woman falls asleep in a tanning bed and got severely sunburnt. She then ate some pills, and the next morning... just watch this one for yourself.

The whole idea just screams Final Destination to me. Oh what, it does happen in Final Destination and it looks like a really bad way to go.

Tanning booth are long-term death traps. If it becomes a short-term one, that's on you.

Well she did ask for a long tan.

13 Walking across quicksand while carrying an anvil

You'll sink even lower if you carry an anvil while walking across quicksand.

Have you watched any? An anvil will make you sink faster.

14 Trying to catch a piranha with your own tongue

Isn't this just copying dumb ways to die? But not with you know what.

What genius thought of this obvious sarcasm is obvious.

That is definitely the dumbest way to die! Ouch!

It could bite your tongue off in one try.

15 Setting fire to your hair

Poke a stick at a grizzly bear, eat medicine that's out-of-date, use your private parts as pirhanna bait, dumb ways to die...

A hair salon in India actually does this purposely.

Who would even dare set their hair on fire?

Poke a stick at a grizzly bear...

16 Poking a grizzly bear with a stick

Hmm, not sure how one would get close enough to a grizzly bear and poke it. Unless of course it's in a zoo or its sleeping. Either way there is a fence between you and if that bear is in deep sleep it might not wake up. Or you'd break from the tension;not knowing when,or if,this bear is going to launch out and grab you. I'm twelve don't know much about this website or much at all but just thought I could post how I felt

If you poke a grizzly bear with a stick you deserve whatever he has coming for you.

Best way to get candy so far! Apparently bears vomit candy.

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die...

17 Getting stabbed with a cucumber

Cucumbers kill a lot of people around the world, over 900,000+ die because of it. My nephew died because of the cucumber... It was bloody. Help the victims of the cucumber stabbers

Especially if the cucumber is actually a gherkin and if it has been carved in such a way that it becomes a small dagger.

In a movie that I don't know the title of some one got stabbed by corn so it could happen? Maybe?

What if you got stabbed to death by corn like that one guy in Sleepwalkers.

18 Snapping your neck on an office chair

Umm that's pretty weird and disturbing I like it but it is dumb ok now I sound dumb any one agree with me hey hey hey!

I don't think you die 'cause a piranha bit you? Maybe if you swallow it and it's still alive...Whatever.

Imagine if the lumbar support is so bad that every time you lean back you do a back flip.

Dude, this is a dumb way to die. Especially on the first day of the job.

19 Swallowing too much helium

This almost happened to me once. I was in my room and sucked in way too much helium from a balloon, passed out and woke up on my carpet.

Helium inhalation can kill you, it's density is less than that of air and it can replace the oxygen in your lungs. Once that happens nervous system shuts down and you go to sleep. Forever. Times infinity.

I'm glad I never did helium because back then I didn't know it was a drug and when I found out I was happy I never swallowed any from a helium balloon.

At least you can say your last words in a squeaky voice. Totaly worth it if you got it on tape.

20 Taking your helmet off in outer space so your head explodes while you freeze to death

Our body wont explode with the dramatic change in pressure thanks to our skin strong enough to handle, and also there is no matter in space for heat (or cold) to travel hence taking YEARS TO FREEZE. The only thing will kill you there is Stellar Radiation (Rays from stars and Sun) and of course LACK OF OXYGEN

What was NASA thinking to hire a nimrod who's dumb enough to take their helmet off in space when astronauts should know that we can only survive 10-15 seconds in space when you don't have oxygen? Plus, space hurts.

Dang. Is this guy trying to write a book? That is so stupid. Who takes off their helmet in a dangerous place with no oxygen?!?!?!

If you were to do this... You must have failed all your courses to be an astronaut...

21 A game of spoons getting out of control

What do you mean by "a game of spoons"?

A game of spoons might kill you.

What is this anyway

Yeah. What is that?

22 Death by snoo snoo

I just died from reading this, this just brought back a bunch of flashbacks I had during my childhood. This was probably the most intricate blasphemy to ever eradicate itself onto the snoo snoo evah, (just being random to make the comment have best "quality")

? What's that? Do I want to know?

Is that some foreign word?

Milliions of virgin weeaboos such as my self dream to go out in this way.

23 Your brain explodes from having too much homework

Sadly, these days this could happen at nay moment!

Any day now this will happen to me. I've been really behind on homework

24 Playing Russian Roulette with a fully loaded Uzi

Well that's not Russian roulette, that's shooting yourself with an Uzi. If you were playing classic Russian roulette with only one bullet, then your odds would actually be better than the usual revolver.

The fact that people actually play Russian Roulette in general just makes me wonder how dumb people can be.

How about playing Russian Roulette with any fully loaded gun? There's no chance of you not getting shot!

I would love that, I would just shoot everyone else and say I won.

25 Playing catch the knife

Lol. I laughed at this. This is so dumb. Who tries to play a game of Catch with a knife? I can picture that in my head. Two idiotic kids playing Catch the Knife, one kid gets stabbed in the face by mistake, and then dies. Scary, right? Well, now you learned not to try this at home, or anywhere else.

I bet one kid would go like "Whee! I love playing Catch the Knife! " and then it gets stabbed in the head and dies. Very tragic.

First of all, why the heck would you do that. Second of all, that's just stupid and unnessesary

"How about catch the sword?"

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