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I really think it's a very stupid way to die. I mean, come on ya' idiot, its full of food1 duh! Oh look, I am in a place full of food and I am so scared of getting arrested ill just starve to death instead of sneaking a candy bar or something. But who even stays in a supermarket that long anyway? Definitely a bad way to go
Yes... Yes this is so stupid indeed... Don't even TRY it, you'll be on the news for, 'most dumb woman/man on earth' trust me, don't
In other news a woman was found dead in a supermarket autopsy says she died of starvation - shfydgi
That would be really stupid because there would be so much food around you and you could just grab some food from shelves. There would probably be some free food samples that you could eat.
If you actually starve in a supermarket, you don't deserve to be on this planet.V 47 Comments
haha! best joke I've heard in ages! (but don't you mean 'medical' bill? )
that truly is the most stupid way to die.
This is what happens when you don't buy Geico people. Geico: save 15 percent or more on car insurance!
I think I would just tell them, "Look what I've been through! I'll pay you... On Tuesday. "
Horror dream confirmedV 27 Comments
If you forget how to breath you will die. If you want to try it, you gon die. Anyway who will be stupid enough to do that
How the heck can you forget how to breath
Yes I know some one who is lol
U r retardedV 16 Comments
Justin Bieber: "Baby, baby, baby, baby..."
Person: "Oh help, I'm getting a heart attack because of that stupid sound."
Justin Bieber :"(still singing and don't giving a damn) Baby, baby, baby, baby..."
Person: "Now I understand why he's such a dumb ass."
I think it is sad how much people hate on Justin Beiber. I don't like his music and in my opinion there are much better artists, but I don't therefor hate him. I just don't listen to his music. The worst part is that most of the people who hate on him haven't written a better song.
Dying with JB on would just be plain horrific! - PositronWildhawk
Soon it becomes a new form of capital punishment...V 34 Comments
I know a kid that did this on a field trip and he threw up non-stop. Fat ass..
That is Really dumb
I once choked on a butterscotch I wonder what would happen if I tried this? Conclusion DEATH
Try the little mac burger next time, oh wait, that burger doesn't go down without a fight - bjinmaro64V 15 Comments
When people have seizures, all their muscles contract. Your tongue is a muscle, so it will contract. When this happens the tongue rolls back and the victim will choke on their tongue. It is not uncommon to happen, and is a serious and painful, not dumb, way to die
This is actually a myth, as an epileptic myself I can tell you that this does not happen, nor could it. when people choke to death it is because they were lying on their back and their muscles contract, forcing vomit to fill their mouths and causing them to choke on it while unconscious.
... Totally hilarious,... ha ha you dumbass.
That is so weird. I LOVE IT! lol. tanning booth death couldn't happen (if you mean from the energy... if you mean suffocation then yeah its possible. ) - fireinside96
That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard of like how would you choke on your own tongue.
Don't kill me for this, but I have done that.V 13 Comments
Dude, imagine if you stuck your head out an elevator, and it closes, your neck is still intact, but the elevator elevates and you hit the roof. Your chocking and cannot breath, then there's a headless bloody body in the elevator. If you did that, your brain is smaller than a mustard seed. Geez.
Something like this would be really unlikely to happen, but if it happened it would really hurt. This sounds like something that would happen in an episode of happy tree friends. - Imreallyboredrightnow
I think I put this there because of an episode on 100 ways to die. It could happen but it's very unlikely and couldn't you just get the doors wide enough to pull yourself out? It must hurt though. - booklover1
This is stupid but funnyV 21 Comments
Wait, there's a normal amount of Anti-Freeze to drink?
If you ingest ant-freeze you will die. Incredibly stupid
Is there such a thing as too much anti-freeze. I love that stuff I could drink it all day - ChickaChickaSlimShady
Anti-Freeze is the bombV 7 Comments
One piranha is not very dangerous
That is definitely the dumbest way to die! Ouch!
Top no they are super sharp teeth
The only bite when flesh is exposed so if you don't have a cut, you are safeV 10 Comments
Umm that's pretty weird and disturbing I like it but it is dumb ok now I sound dumb any one agree with me hey hey hey!
Dude, this is a dumb way to die. Especially on the first day of the job.
That's like SO scary. But Dumb, Like in the Hunger Games A Kid Gets His Neck SNAPPED MY CATO.-.
Scary, but funnyV 5 Comments
It's obvious. If you try to fly off a building, you are NOT gonna make it. Some of these can be true, though. People can die of even the smallest cut from a disease where your blood cannot clot and you can just bleed to death.
I did that once when I was three. Broke my arm AND my pride...
Try jumping off a cliff, and then you will instantly die. When you fall on the ground.
Anyone who would attempt this is either 2 years old or really mental.V 14 Comments
God, that happens to me ALL THE TIME. Stupid cucumbers, leave me alone. - Mushroom99
In a movie that I don't know the title of some one got stabbed by corn so it could happen? Maybe?
What if you got stabbed to death by corn like that one guy in Sleepwalkers.
Lol would that even work if you sharpened the cucumber by peeling it with a knife? - BlueTopazIceVanillaV 14 Comments
Well that would be a bad bad bad thing to do but, it would, might, or can kill U. So its your choice to kill your self with an egg-beater. So don't try it.
How would that happen you'd need to stick your face on the beater and then turn it on.
Only a moron would do that!
so funnyV 11 Comments
I wouldn't mind this one as long as if green apple jello and I get to eat some :3
How is that even possible! Is there a pool made of jello, er something?
I would eat everything I can to get out. - Powerfulgirl10
I would just eat itV 7 Comments
How when your in the cold think people think
Impossible! It's not even hot in the arctic. - Powerfulgirl10
Idiot I told him not to go to the worlds strongest tanning booth in Antartica!
No way can this happen. - ToptenPizzaV 3 Comments
The whole idea just screams Final Destination to me. Oh what, it does happen in Final Destination and it looks like a really bad way to go.
Cool and anyway we were born to dieV 2 Comments
You guys are so dumb. The anvil will increase the weight of the person, and actually make him sink slower. !
It will not, it will make him sink slower have you ever watched any survival movies?
The anvil will let you sink more. Very stupid
You'll sink even lower if you carry an anvil while walking across quicksand. - Powerfulgirl10
I don't even know what an anvil isV 2 Comments
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear...
A friend told me about some girls in his class doing this with lighters
Who would even dare set their hair on fire? - Powerfulgirl10
I set fire to my dress once...it really hurt. DAMN YOU SPARKLERS!V 5 Comments
Ok this is pretty dumb and I can actually picture this happening...
I could picture this happening, that's pretty dumb.
This actually almost happened to me...I suffer from sleep paralysis and one time I woke up paralyzed with my face in the pillow. Was not a good experience
I can picture it in my head right is so dumb. I feel bad for the people who did this.V 12 Comments
Eat medicine that's out of date
Use your private parts as piranhas bate
Set fire on your hair poke a stick at a grizzly bear eat medicine that's out of date use your private part as piranha bate
If you poke a grizzly bear with a stick you deserve whatever he has coming for you.
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die...V 11 Comments
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