Top Ten Dumbest Ways to Die

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181 Telling Obama That His Suit Stinks

I wonder what he'd think of that.

182 Telling Vladmir Putin That His Speeches Are Crap

I was totally thinking that the first time I heard of him

He's scary

183 Trying to rob a gun shop by a toy pistol
184 Being On Jackass
185 Punching a bear

Laugh out loud punching a bear means you get an angry bear

Punch a teddy bear.

186 Pretend to play dead and wait for 3 days and starve

You got what you deserved.

187 Getting a call while filling your car at a gas station
188 Cutting your hand on a machete after sharpening it
189 Toaster shoots out bread, you trip on bread and get stuck in garbage disposal.
190 Slap your toilet then drown in pee

Lol. This is so dumb.

191 Playing the knife game

My friend play this game, cut four finger off and nearly bled to death.

192 Inflated
193 Promoting women's rights in the Middle East
194 Jump off a 1000 foot cliff for $100000

With a parachute, or not?

Would you do it? - Pony

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195 Mauled by Sasquatch

I even heard that many people who have shot at bigfoot claim that the creature is invulnerable to gun fire.

My principal is Bigfoot... Like 6'7 are something. Bigfoot sightings started up the month she moved here.

Get it in the groin, or burn it, one or the other will work.

That's hilarious

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196 Trying to walk across Lake Michigan

I think I'll pass on that one

No thanks people

197 Doing a barrel ride at Niagara Falls
198 Eating Mentos, then gulping a 2 liter of Diet Coke

This literally happened to Kenny in an episode of South Park

And eating a pack of Pop Rocks.

199 Falling for a human mousetrap with burgers instead of cheese as the bait
200 Crash a Mentos truck into a Diet Cola factory

I really wish I could do that lol

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