Top Ten Dumbest Ways to Die

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201 Doing a barrel ride at Niagara Falls
202 Eating Mentos, then gulping a 2 liter of Diet Coke

This literally happened to Kenny in an episode of South Park

And eating a pack of Pop Rocks.

203 Falling for a human mousetrap with burgers instead of cheese as the bait
204 Crash a Mentos truck into a Diet Cola factory

I really wish I could do that lol

205 Thirst to death in the soda aisle of the supermarket

Soda dehydrates you. This is possible. - benhos

206 Take a selfie next to a lion

It would just eat you. Instagram can wait!

207 Tying your shoe in the middle of the street
208 Doing a barrel roll off a 90,000 foot high drop
209 Listening to Elvis

That is if you listen to him for way too long and not listening to anything else at all.

Screw that! I'm gonna go listen to elvis right now.

210 Dying from boredom after reading this entire list

"Thank you for doing this.. THANK YOU."

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211 Playing catch with a bomb

I hope it's not a nuke. If it is, we're all in trouble

212 Listening to 'Dumb Ways to Die' V 3 Comments
213 Speaking to Roddy
214 You kill someone, but the court finds you not guilty. You excited by the verdict rush out of court, slip on the stairs hit your head and die.

Dang. Is this person trying to write a book?!

Lol

Karma is a bitch

215 Pet a great white shark

A great white shark's skin is so tough that it can cut your skin.

Then your hand will get cut and the shark will bite it off. END OF SORTY!

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216 Parachuting into a volcano V 1 Comment
217 While singing/listening to "dumb ways to die"

Well, that would be dumb since it is about death. It should be, listening to dumb ways to die and getting inspired to do all of them.

218 Trying to jump into a lake but you land on a crocodile's mouth
219 Listening to Rebecca Black

Oh, God, no! I'd rather die listening to Metallica

220 Burying yourself under the Cumbernauld Town Centre
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