Top Ten Dumbest Ways to Die


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201 Playing catch with a bomb

I hope it's not a nuke. If it is, we're all in trouble

202 Listening to 'Dumb Ways to Die' V 3 Comments
203 Speaking to Roddy
204 You kill someone, but the court finds you not guilty. You excited by the verdict rush out of court, slip on the stairs hit your head and die.

Dang. Is this person trying to write a book?!


Karma is a bitch

205 Pet a great white shark

A great white shark's skin is so tough that it can cut your skin.

Then your hand will get cut and the shark will bite it off. END OF SORTY!

V 1 Comment
206 Parachuting into a volcano V 1 Comment
207 While singing/listening to "dumb ways to die"

Well, that would be dumb since it is about death. It should be, listening to dumb ways to die and getting inspired to do all of them.

208 Trying to jump into a lake but you land on a crocodile's mouth
209 Listening to Rebecca Black

Oh, God, no! I'd rather die listening to Metallica

210 Burying yourself under the Cumbernauld Town Centre
211 Get knifed to death

I think that it's 'stabbed', not 'knifed'. Of course, that's just how I think it should be if you want to use proper grammar. Sorry for being a Grammar Nazi.

212 Have a rock fall on your head out of nowhere

This would be one weird way to die... - drdevil

213 Kick the mafias gang leader

Who would do that?

If you live, you're in charge now

214 Starve to death at a farm that grows food and raises animals V 2 Comments
215 Attack a turkey in pain
216 Dying from the radiation from a TV
217 Falling in a trash can and getting crushed in the garbage truck

That would be funny!

218 Death by a Partas V 2 Comments
219 Killing Yourself by Failing Flappy Bird

Sounds like something that I'd do.

That game is hard...

220 Dancing in piranha filled water

That is wot the guy does in the game

Quite literally a Dumb Way To Die

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1. Listening to Justin Beiber Too Long
2. Choking on your own tongue
3. Forgetting how to breathe
1. Play catch the knife
2. Shake a coconut tree
3. Call the Meanest Bully Fat

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