Top Ten Dumbest Ways to Die


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281 Trying to drink lava
282 Meeting One Direction and getting so excited you have a fatal seizure in front of them
283 Choke yourself with a nametag from your school

Okay. Someone explain to me why in the world would anyone be stupid enough to do that?!?!

284 Literally Cry Your Heart Out V 2 Comments
285 Get up from the toilet but your legs are asleep so you end up falling over and breaking your skull
286 Put on a green hat



287 Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place. V 1 Comment
288 Walk off the edge of a train platform
289 Dying of hypothermia in the Sahara Desert

This could happen at night

290 Standing outside in the middle of a blizzard without a jacket for 24 hours.
291 Swinging from a ballroom chandelier then falling
292 Trying to run with your friend who stole something but end up getting run over by a car V 1 Comment
293 Getting run over at a crosswalk
294 Tripping over a pebble

Oh my god! That is the most clumsiest way to die

But would you seriously DIE if that happened to you? - Navylexi

Dang. Are you people that weak?!

Robin Hood and little John, walking through the forest, doo dee the the do Dee the the-*trip*
*falls off cliff* *gets impaled by jagged rocks*

295 Choking on a salami

My grandfather makes salami and I don't choke on it

296 Getting smacked by Miley Cyrus with a mattress during world war 7 in a volcano on Tuesday on Jupiter

What is this bs. I mean why don't we have terminator point a gun while u are drowning in chocolate milk mix with a pretzel masturbation all over u?

V 1 Comment
297 Buried Alive
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2. Death by snoo snoo
3. A game of spoons out of control
1. Listening to Justin Beiber Too Long
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3. Forgetting how to breathe
1. Play catch the knife
2. Shake a coconut tree
3. Call the Meanest Bully Fat

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