Top Ten Dumbest Ways to Die


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21 A game of spoons out of control

What do you mean by "a game of spoons"? - Pony

A game of spoons might kill you.

Yeah. What is that?

It's a card game 🃏

22 Death by snoo snoo

What the crap are you talking' about. Whats wrong with ya bru

Snoo snoo is sex ( futurama reference )

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23 Playing Russian Roulette with a fully loaded Uzi

Well that's not Russian roulette, that's shooting yourself with an Uzi. If you were playing classic Russian roulette with only one bullet, then your odds would actually be better than the usual revolver.

I guess he didn't read the rules. You only have one bullet.

How about playing Russian Roulette with any fully loaded gun? There's no chance of you not getting shot!

I'm going to try this tonight

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24 Getting run over by a boat

Haha really NOT funny... Amazing like really who would do that ant more

Definitely agree only stupid people would be like "hey! Let's jump into the propeller! "

Reminds me of Another, the anime. When that kid's body was ripped apart.

Scary, but funny

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25 Eat medicine that's out of date

Use your private parts as piranha bate...

Use your private parts as piranha bait... - FireWasp2004

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26 Taking your helmet off in outer space and your head explodes while you freeze to death

What was NASA thinking to hire a nimrod who's dumb enough to take their helmet off in space when astronauts should know that we can only survive 10-15 seconds in space when you don't have oxygen? Plus, space hurts. - RockFashionista

If you were to do this... You must have failed all your courses to be an astronaut...

Dang. Is this guy trying to write a book? That is so stupid. Who takes off their helmet in a dangerous place with no oxygen?!?!?!

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27 Use your private parts as shark bait

It's piranha bate not shark bate

That's nasty and unnecessary. Why pretend your private is a worm? I feel bad for the fish who fell for this... - Powerfulgirl10

So you're saying people used their testicles as fish food?! That's nasty, and dumb. Who does that?!?!

Such a horrible, painful death. If I survive, I will get a heart attack of the hospital bill

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28 Yell "I hate MLP" when you're surrounded by fans and bronies

That's going to be very bloody. - Pony

Most Legit Player

This is gonna get ugly. I actually hate My Little Pony, and Iswear I do.

I know right?!

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29 Yelling death to America while in the USA

I think many of us citizens would join. At least the rednecks and the amish.

Then everyone in the US turn into an angry mob, and kill you in one hit.

LOL, guess that would be a successful flash mob at lest - Fan_of_Good_Music

Haha ha ha huu

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30 Get your toast out with a fork

My toast is stuck... I know! I'll use a fork!

You will get electrocuted or burnt.

Do your own electrical work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a 2 week old unrefrigerated pir

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31 Taking Lethal Doses Of Cyanide

This is more of a suicide option than a dumb way to die...though I suppose it counts if you think suicide is dumb. Also being poisoned by someone else is dumb, it just sucks.

So there's a not-lethal dose of cyanide?

32 Do your own electrical work

Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a 2week ols unrefredgerated pie

Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a 2 week old unrefrigerated pie

Teach Yourself How to Fly
Eat a 2 week Old Unrefridgerated pie

33 Trying to put out a fire with gasoline

Well, sadly, a lot of people are not "educated" enough to label canisters. Besides the fact that the only difference is the smell, no one would have time to sniff it when trying to put out a fire.

That's just so funny :D

That's just dumb. Wow.

That'll set a BIGGER fire. - Powerfulgirl10

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34 Get a paper cut on both your eyes, walk off a cliff and die

When people throw paper airplanes at you and they cut your eyes

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35 Eat a 2 week old unrefrigerated pie

Is this from "Dumb ways to die" app

My favorite from dumb ways to die

Eat s tube of super glue


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36 Trying To Piss Of Metallica Fans At A Concert

You probably won't die, just get a lot of "you suck, Metallica is the best! ". I don't know, maybe if you reminded them Saint Anger exists?

37 Teach yourself how to fly

Not jumping off a cliff, idiots. This means you try to fly a plane without seeking professional help from real pilots.

Lol. What you said is funny. "Jumping off a cliff? " is instant suicide.

Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie

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38 Your head bursts while sitting on the toilet and pressing

That almost happened to me one time... I was all "Hurr.. Come on little guy... " But right before I exploded it came out. Phew.

Haha that's funny as hell and the other comment I read I almost died! Laugh out loud

My eight month old cousin burst a vein when he was pooping last year!

. This is so gross and funny at the same time.

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39 Pressing the self destruct button

Well, the self destruct button may be a welcome (though deadly) sign of relief if you are forced to listen to too many Justin Beiber songs.

I wonder what this red button might do... - Pony

Just let me say this bad idea - joshlambert

Well duh!

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40 Suffocation by boobies

This is the only way I would like to die

Or anthony from smosh would like to die. Any guys dream to. laugh out loud

This is not a dumb way to die, It is a fun way to die - benhos

Oh my god! This is the way to go! Except that you know she would hate the fact there is a dead head in between her boobs

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1. You drink to much Anti-Freeze
2. Death by snoo snoo
3. A game of spoons out of control
1. Listening to Justin Beiber Too Long
2. Choking on your own tongue
3. Forgetting how to breathe
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