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What was NASA thinking to hire a nimrod who's dumb enough to take their helmet off in space when astronauts should know that we can only survive 10-15 seconds in space when you don't have oxygen? Plus, space hurts. - RockFashionista
If you were to do this... You must have failed all your courses to be an astronaut...
Dang. Is this guy trying to write a book? That is so stupid. Who takes off their helmet in a dangerous place with no oxygen?!?!?!V 4 Comments
What do you mean by "a game of spoons"? - PonyV 2 Comments
What the crap are you talking' about. Whats wrong with ya bru
Snoo snoo is sex ( futurama reference )V 4 Comments
Well that's not Russian roulette, that's shooting yourself with an Uzi. If you were playing classic Russian roulette with only one bullet, then your odds would actually be better than the usual revolver.
I guess he didn't read the rules. You only have one bullet.
How about playing Russian Roulette with any fully loaded gun? There's no chance of you not getting shot!
I'm going to try this tonightV 5 Comments
Haha really NOT funny... Amazing like really who would do that ant more
Definitely agree only stupid people would be like "hey! Let's jump into the propeller! "
Reminds me of Another, the anime. When that kid's body was ripped apart.
Scary, but funnyV 3 Comments
Lol. I laughed at this. This is so dumb. Who tries to play a game of Catch with a knife? I can picture that in my head. Two idiotic kids playing Catch the Knife, one kid gets stabbed in the face by mistake, and then dies. Scary, right? Well, now you learned not to try this at home, or anywhere else.
I bet one kid would go like "Whee! I love playing Catch the Knife! " and then it gets stabbed in the head and dies. Very tragic. - Powerfulgirl10
Weirdest way to die and dumbest stupid people would only try this
Only DUMB people would do thisV 7 Comments
Use your private parts as piranha bate...
Use your private parts as piranha bait... - FireWasp2004V 2 Comments
...Are we assuming that getting knocked out and dying are the same thing here? How the heck would this kill you, unless you were walking up stairs or driving?V 2 Comments
Jar Jar would have trouble beating you up anyway
I think this is the wittiest answer yet. Love it!
That should be in crappiest ways to die
Mesa ganna kick your ass
It's piranha bate not shark bate
That's nasty and unnecessary. Why pretend your private is a worm? I feel bad for the fish who fell for this... - Powerfulgirl10
So you're saying people used their testicles as fish food?! That's nasty, and dumb. Who does that?!?!
Such a horrible, painful death. If I survive, I will get a heart attack of the hospital billV 2 Comments
That's going to be very bloody. - Pony
Most Legit Player
This is gonna get ugly. I actually hate My Little Pony, and Iswear I do.
I know right?!V 4 Comments
I think many of us citizens would join. At least the rednecks and the amish.
Then everyone in the US turn into an angry mob, and kill you in one hit.
LOL, guess that would be a successful flash mob at lest - Fan_of_Good_MusicV 2 Comments
Then a coconut will fall on your head, and you'll get a very bad concussion and die a few minutes later.
Then a coconut will fall head, and you'll end up with a very bad concussion and die.
If l shook a coconut tree I whoud just no t do it hard like just tap it over and over againV 2 Comments
Well your grandmother will go to jail and her son or daughter will hate her
That isn't funny, because your grandmother kills you. - 05yusuf09
This is so scary and dumb.
-Grandma, I didn't eat today
*Gets shot by Grandma* - MaxPap
My toast is stuck... I know! I'll use a fork!
You will get electrocuted or burnt.
Do your own electrical work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a 2 week old unrefrigerated pir
The list wasn't very funny, until I read this.
That is likely
I couldn't breathe after reading this
Hm...V 2 Comments
U should just get hurt really bad instead of dieing.
If they're fat then how can they beat you up?
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a 2week ols unrefredgerated pie
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a 2 week old unrefrigerated pie
Teach Yourself How to Fly
Eat a 2 week Old Unrefridgerated pie
Well, sadly, a lot of people are not "educated" enough to label canisters. Besides the fact that the only difference is the smell, no one would have time to sniff it when trying to put out a fire.
That's just so funny :D
That's just dumb. Wow.
That'll set a BIGGER fire. - Powerfulgirl10V 10 Comments
This is more of a suicide option than a dumb way to die...though I suppose it counts if you think suicide is dumb. Also being poisoned by someone else is dumb, it just sucks.
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Top Remixes (14)
2. Death by snoo snoo
3. A game of spoons out of control
2. Choking on your own tongue
3. Forgetting how to breathe
2. Shake a coconut tree
3. Call the Meanest Bully Fat
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