Top Ten Dumbest Ways to Die

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41 Dying of laughter from reading this list

The list wasn't very funny, until I read this.

That is likely

I couldn't breathe after reading this

Hm...

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42 Bleeding to death by a paper cut

I don't even know anymore...

Dang, he must have been wearing a paper necklace or something lol

You can't bleed if you got a papercut, though it is worse than being cut...

LOL. THIS IS SO FUNNY BUT IMPOSSIBLE!

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43 Setting Yourself On Fire To See If You Can Survive

That would be really painful, and is a really dumb way to die - Imreallyboredrightnow

The Weeknd got set on fire and he survived

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44 Playing MMORPG for too long without sleeping

Aleready 100 percent of filipinos done that like my playing grand chase for 24 hrs and forgot to sleep and leveled up to 100 2nd class

45 Get yourself locked in a refrigerator

This would be the worst way to die and you wouldn't even die of hunger you would freeze

Some refrigerators have a internal temp regulator so you could just turn down the cold

In the old days people would get stuck in those playing games and they wouldn't actually freeze, they'd run out of oxygen...

Laugh out loud! That sometimes happen in cartoons (regular show anyone? )

I thought we were playing freeze tag - yellowshadow

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46 Getting stuck in a dryer

This actually happened to me. I was 5 and not very smart but I didn't die. I was in the hospital for like 4 weeks though. It was the most stupid experience ever. Me and my friend were playing hide and seek

That has to be the dumbest way to die since how did you get into the dryer in the first place? And the door is open-able pretty easily.

Ah, yes. I found out you couldn't escape from the inside the hard way... TOTALLY NOT FUN. I FELT LIKE I WAS LITERALLY BAKING

Why would you do that

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47 Dressing up like a moose during hunting season

Dress up like a moose during hunting season disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason run off the edge of a train station platform... Dumb Ways To Die

Stand on the edge of a train station platform!
Run across a rail road crossing

I wonder what's this red button do?

Keep a radlestack as a pet sell both your kidneys on the internet eat a tube of super glue "l wonder what's this red boten do. LOL

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48 Tripping over a rice grain

That is so stumped how can u die from that

LOL. This needs to be higher. This is so funny!

Boy:La la la la la.
*trips on a grain of rice*
Boy: *falling off a cliff* AAHH! *lands on the ground in 15 mph and dies*

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49 You turn up the music so loud on your MP3 player that your head explodes

I wish this would happen to the kids at my school, damn them...
WHY DO YOUR HEADS NOT EXPLODE, GHETTO CHILDREN?! WHY IN HEAVEN'S NAME DO YOU NOT AT LEAST GO DEAF?!

I love music, and I always turn my headphones full volume, so... - Pony

Mother of mp3 killer...

Haha

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50 Drowning in your own tears

Who cries that long, I know someone, my sister, but she didn't die. Also my friend sister. But she didn't die. The thing is there have two thing in common. They are devils, and punks.

Man. That guy must have been depressed.

Dang. That would be a lot of tears.

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51 Take your helmet off in outer space

Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place

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52 Eat some big rocks then explode while trying to poop them

Honestly this happened to Chelsea price

What a stupid world we live in... Science Teacher: don't EAT ROCKS KIDS!

Teacher: Let's learn about rocks! Just... don't eat them!

Stupid kid: Why?

Teacher: Would you like to demonstrate what happens when you eat rocks?

SK: Okay!

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53 Playing My Little Pony too Much

I hate My Little Pony. This needs to be under Listening to Justin Bieber for too Long!

Try to play smile. Exe it will give you die

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54 Play catch the knife

Lol. I laughed at this. This is so dumb. Who tries to play a game of Catch with a knife? I can picture that in my head. Two idiotic kids playing Catch the Knife, one kid gets stabbed in the face by mistake, and then dies. Scary, right? Well, now you learned not to try this at home, or anywhere else.

I bet one kid would go like "Whee! I love playing Catch the Knife! " and then it gets stabbed in the head and dies. Very tragic. - Powerfulgirl10

Weirdest way to die and dumbest stupid people would only try this

Only DUMB people would do this

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55 Getting beat up by your imaginary friends

That is just... Wow

No way. has this happend to you too?

No... just no

AAH! MY IMAGINARY FRIENDS ARE TRYING TO KILL ME!

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56 Swallowing too much helium

Helium inhalation can kill you, it's density is less than that of air and it can replace the oxygen in your lungs. Once that happens nervous system shuts down and you go to sleep. Forever. Times infinity.

I'm glad I never did helium because back then I didn't know it was a drug and when I found out I was happy I never swallowed any from a helium balloon. - booklover1

It isn't a drug

At least you can say your last words in a squeaky voice. Totaly worth it if you got it on tape.

57 Suffocation by too many farts

Almost happened to me once. Me and my brother had the door closed and we faarted all night. I did the worst. I layed off a deadman 10, A LEVEL 10 DEADMAN! That's RARE FROM ME. IT SMELLS 2x WORSE THAN A SKUNK SPRAY TO THE NOSE! I ALMOST DIED UNTIL MORNING! Then we opened the door, and I couldn't smell at all. Also almost just happened to me. I FARTED 20 FREKIN TIMES. I ALMOST PASSED OUT AND DIED!

That's what happens to me every day. My brother has the worst farts ever!

This is a idiotic way to die and WHO TH HELL chokes on farts?

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58 Chuck Norris poking your balls

I disagree with the guy who said this is funny. It is gross.

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59 Eating yourself

Yep. That's pretty dumb. How would you eat your own mouth and stomach?

Does it make you twice as big or disappear completely?

But I taste yummy

The human body tastes good... I eat myself sometimes irl

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60 Trying To Lift An 800lb man
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