Top Ten Dumbest Ways to DieSamfisherofwoe
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The list wasn't very funny, until I read this.
That is likely
I couldn't breathe after reading this
Hm...V 2 Comments
I don't even know anymore...
Dang, he must have been wearing a paper necklace or something lol
You can't bleed if you got a papercut, though it is worse than being cut...
LOL. THIS IS SO FUNNY BUT IMPOSSIBLE!V 3 Comments
That would be really painful, and is a really dumb way to die - Imreallyboredrightnow
The Weeknd got set on fire and he survivedV 2 Comments
This would be the worst way to die and you wouldn't even die of hunger you would freeze
Some refrigerators have a internal temp regulator so you could just turn down the cold
In the old days people would get stuck in those playing games and they wouldn't actually freeze, they'd run out of oxygen...
Laugh out loud! That sometimes happen in cartoons (regular show anyone? )
I thought we were playing freeze tag - yellowshadowV 4 Comments
This actually happened to me. I was 5 and not very smart but I didn't die. I was in the hospital for like 4 weeks though. It was the most stupid experience ever. Me and my friend were playing hide and seek
That has to be the dumbest way to die since how did you get into the dryer in the first place? And the door is open-able pretty easily.
Ah, yes. I found out you couldn't escape from the inside the hard way... TOTALLY NOT FUN. I FELT LIKE I WAS LITERALLY BAKING
Why would you do thatV 1 Comment
Aleready 100 percent of filipinos done that like my playing grand chase for 24 hrs and forgot to sleep and leveled up to 100 2nd class
Dress up like a moose during hunting season disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason run off the edge of a train station platform... Dumb Ways To Die
Stand on the edge of a train station platform!
Run across a rail road crossing
I wonder what's this red button do?
Keep a radlestack as a pet sell both your kidneys on the internet eat a tube of super glue "l wonder what's this red boten do. LOLV 7 Comments
That is so stumped how can u die from that
LOL. This needs to be higher. This is so funny!
Boy:La la la la la.
*trips on a grain of rice*
Boy: *falling off a cliff* AAHH! *lands on the ground in 15 mph and dies*
I wish this would happen to the kids at my school, damn them...
WHY DO YOUR HEADS NOT EXPLODE, GHETTO CHILDREN?! WHY IN HEAVEN'S NAME DO YOU NOT AT LEAST GO DEAF?!
I love music, and I always turn my headphones full volume, so... - Pony
Mother of mp3 killer...
HahaV 5 Comments
Who cries that long, I know someone, my sister, but she didn't die. Also my friend sister. But she didn't die. The thing is there have two thing in common. They are devils, and punks.
Man. That guy must have been depressed.
Dang. That would be a lot of tears.V 3 Comments
Use your clothes dryer as a hiding placeV 1 Comment
Honestly this happened to Chelsea price
What a stupid world we live in... Science Teacher: don't EAT ROCKS KIDS!
Teacher: Let's learn about rocks! Just... don't eat them!
Stupid kid: Why?
Teacher: Would you like to demonstrate what happens when you eat rocks?
I hate My Little Pony. This needs to be under Listening to Justin Bieber for too Long!
Try to play smile. Exe it will give you dieV 4 Comments
Lol. I laughed at this. This is so dumb. Who tries to play a game of Catch with a knife? I can picture that in my head. Two idiotic kids playing Catch the Knife, one kid gets stabbed in the face by mistake, and then dies. Scary, right? Well, now you learned not to try this at home, or anywhere else.
I bet one kid would go like "Whee! I love playing Catch the Knife! " and then it gets stabbed in the head and dies. Very tragic. - Powerfulgirl10
Weirdest way to die and dumbest stupid people would only try this
Only DUMB people would do thisV 7 Comments
That is just... Wow
No way. has this happend to you too?
No... just no
AAH! MY IMAGINARY FRIENDS ARE TRYING TO KILL ME!V 2 Comments
Helium inhalation can kill you, it's density is less than that of air and it can replace the oxygen in your lungs. Once that happens nervous system shuts down and you go to sleep. Forever. Times infinity.
I'm glad I never did helium because back then I didn't know it was a drug and when I found out I was happy I never swallowed any from a helium balloon. - booklover1
It isn't a drug
At least you can say your last words in a squeaky voice. Totaly worth it if you got it on tape.
Almost happened to me once. Me and my brother had the door closed and we faarted all night. I did the worst. I layed off a deadman 10, A LEVEL 10 DEADMAN! That's RARE FROM ME. IT SMELLS 2x WORSE THAN A SKUNK SPRAY TO THE NOSE! I ALMOST DIED UNTIL MORNING! Then we opened the door, and I couldn't smell at all. Also almost just happened to me. I FARTED 20 FREKIN TIMES. I ALMOST PASSED OUT AND DIED!
That's what happens to me every day. My brother has the worst farts ever!
This is a idiotic way to die and WHO TH HELL chokes on farts?V 2 Comments
I disagree with the guy who said this is funny. It is gross.V 4 Comments
Just imagine it: The Doritos gets stuck against the glass. You're furious because you just decided to quit that idet. So you kick the bottom of the vending machine. A groan and then it falls down on you: and you're dead. This happens and then right after the bag of chips comes out. Turns out this kills 13 people a year.
True fact: Since 1978, at least 37 people have died as a result of shaking vending machines to try to get free stuff.
Source - Book of Useless Information
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