Top Ten Dumbest Ways to Die


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41 Attacked by a possum V 1 Comment
42 Get a paper cut on both your eyes, walk off a cliff and die

When people throw paper airplanes at you and they cut your eyes

V 1 Comment
43 Your head bursts while sitting on the toilet and pressing

That almost happened to me one time... I was all "Hurr.. Come on little guy... " But right before I exploded it came out. Phew.

Haha that's funny as hell and the other comment I read I almost died! Laugh out loud

My eight month old cousin burst a vein when he was pooping last year!

. This is so gross and funny at the same time.

V 1 Comment
44 Pressing the self destruct button

Well, the self destruct button may be a welcome (though deadly) sign of relief if you are forced to listen to too many Justin Beiber songs.

I wonder what this red button might do... - Pony

Just let me say this bad idea - joshlambert

Well duh!

V 10 Comments
45 Bleeding to death by a paper cut

Dang, he must have been wearing a paper necklace or something lol

Is that even possible, if that is that would be a long, painful death.

V 4 Comments
46 Drowning in your own tears

Who cries that long, I know someone, my sister, but she didn't die. Also my friend sister. But she didn't die. The thing is there have two thing in common. They are devils, and punks.

Man. That guy must have been depressed.

Dang. That would be a lot of tears.

V 3 Comments
47 Eat a 2 week old unrefrigerated pie

Is this from "Dumb ways to die" app

My favorite from dumb ways to die

V 4 Comments
48 Play with knives and super glue at the same time

Put the glue all over your body, stab yourself with the knives, and they will stay there forever. Only a fool would do this.

Did the guy stab himself, then the glue landed on the knives?

49 Trying To Piss Of Metallica Fans At A Concert

You probably won't die, just get a lot of "you suck, Metallica is the best! ". I don't know, maybe if you reminded them Saint Anger exists?

50 Suffocation by boobies

This is the only way I would like to die

Or anthony from smosh would like to die. Any guys dream to. laugh out loud

This is not a dumb way to die, It is a fun way to die - benhos

Oh my god! This is the way to go! Except that you know she would hate the fact there is a dead head in between her boobs

V 6 Comments
51 Suffocation from smelly socks V 1 Comment
52 Teach yourself how to fly

Not jumping off a cliff, idiots. This means you try to fly a plane without seeking professional help from real pilots.

Lol. What you said is funny. "Jumping off a cliff? " is instant suicide.

Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie

V 1 Comment
53 Forgetting How to Breathe V 1 Comment
54 Get yourself locked in a refrigerator

This would be the worst way to die and you wouldn't even die of hunger you would freeze

Some refrigerators have a internal temp regulator so you could just turn down the cold

In the old days people would get stuck in those playing games and they wouldn't actually freeze, they'd run out of oxygen...

Laugh out loud! That sometimes happen in cartoons (regular show anyone? )

I thought we were playing freeze tag - yellowshadow

V 4 Comments
55 Setting Yourself On Fire To See If You Can Survive

That would be really painful, and is a really dumb way to die - Imreallyboredrightnow

The Weeknd got set on fire and he survived

V 2 Comments
56 Getting stuck in a dryer

This actually happened to me. I was 5 and not very smart but I didn't die. I was in the hospital for like 4 weeks though. It was the most stupid experience ever. Me and my friend were playing hide and seek

That has to be the dumbest way to die since how did you get into the dryer in the first place? And the door is open-able pretty easily.

Ah, yes. I found out you couldn't escape from the inside the hard way... TOTALLY NOT FUN. I FELT LIKE I WAS LITERALLY BAKING

Why would you do that

V 1 Comment
57 Playing MMORPG for too long without sleeping

Aleready 100 percent of filipinos done that like my playing grand chase for 24 hrs and forgot to sleep and leveled up to 100 2nd class

58 Shove keys in an outlet

I shoved a fork in an outlet once and didn't die. Hell of a shock though.

My brother took my other brothers radio and put the radio and ploged it in a little and put a qurder as in the money and put inthe same hole and sadly he didn't get hurt at all

59 Strangled with a piece of licorice

I seriously agree with this comment. Black licorice is HORRIBLE!

V 2 Comments
60 Dressing up like a moose during hunting season

Dress up like a moose during hunting season disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason run off the edge of a train station platform... Dumb Ways To Die

Stand on the edge of a train station platform!
Run across a rail road crossing

I wonder what's this red button do?

Keep a radlestack as a pet sell both your kidneys on the internet eat a tube of super glue "l wonder what's this red boten do. LOL

V 7 Comments
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