Top Ten Dumbest Ways to Die


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81 Dying of blood loss brought on by a paper cut while bungee jumping

Last time I checked people don't read when they bungee jump, but... whatever floats your boat. Just make sure it doesn't crash into an iceburg.

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82 Dying from doing to many squats.

Hey, at least my ass will look amazinggg!

I may die...BUT MY ASS WILL LOOK AMAZING! - yellowshadow

83 Having fun with an electric eel
84 Trampled by a stampede of wild, angry Gilchrists
85 Threatening Chuck Norris then getting killed by Goku from Dragon Ball

I kinda like chuck norris

86 Survive the biggest waves, then trip on a rock and die.

You would hove to be either in space 500ft under ground or out of its path to survive that because all the pressure would take down every thing in new your.

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87 Chasing a bug, the fall and die.

I'm picturing a little ant running down the road and some grown man in a suit and tie running after it with his hand reaching for the ground and then suddenly falling flat on his face and dying. GOOFY!

What who would chase a bug?

The bug kill you, funny 😂 - 05yusuf09

You must be REALLY stupid to do this.

88 Drinking too much water

Believe it or not this can and has happened.

Water with a high amount CAN be like a toxic and kill you guys

89 Having a water balloon fight by a power line

I actually did that once but I didn't die.

90 Plan a parade route over train tracks

It's a really funny way to die, lolz

Dumbness defined

91 Cook yourself in an oven

That's not awesome. That's very painful.

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92 Choke on your cat's fur balls

Fur balls, and it is really easy to choke on!

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93 Dying of thirst in a lake

True story. One guy was stranded for a week in the middle of Lake Michigan without water. Ironically, Lake Michigan is a FRESHWATER LAKE...

That's just plain dumb. Just drink the water. Instead your like, "I'm too scared I'll be eaten. I should just wait for help.". Then help gets there, but your already dead from thirst. It should be the 1st dumb way to die.

Depends on what kind of water. If its salt water, then you would die of dehydration. I would rather live a couple more days that hasten my death.

94 Selling both of your kidneys

You only have to kidneys and you Need at least one to survive this is just dumb it on Dumb Ways To Die

Yes its from the dumb ways to die video

Is this from Dumb ways to die video?

I might sell both my kidneys on the black market someday...

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95 Farting On a Fire

I did that once and my butt almost caught on fire. Lol! 😄

96 Demonstrating how to die then having a heart attack

...How does this even work?

97 Die while playing the game of life

You win the internet

98 Not farting for a long time

Seriously you will explode if you do this

99 Beat Up by Jar Jar Binks

Jar Jar would have trouble beating you up anyway

I think this is the wittiest answer yet. Love it!

That should be in crappiest ways to die

Mesa ganna kick your ass

100 Sing opera until glass cracks and falls on your head
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