Top Ten Dumbest Ways to Die

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101 Feed a Tiger

Funny because if you feed the tiger the tiger is not wanting to be fed meat the main source is him/her

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102 Run with scissors

If this is here school might as well be a graveyard

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103 Trying to be Batman V 2 Comments
104 Walk next to a tiger with meat in your hands V 1 Comment
105 Playing chicken with a car behind you without a car of your own
106 Swing on a turning ceiling fan

I was small enough to fit in one of those baby things when I was five. WHE

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107 Sexing too much without resting

This is too perverted

It is "having sex" not sexing

A real Man needs no rest

Sexing is nood pictures on the phone

108 Getting eaten by a seagull V 1 Comment
109 In shock of one word said by a person who has laryngitis
110 Drowning in a toilet

It can and has happened

One of the dumbest things I've ever seen my entire life. - 05yusuf09

That already happended and... heh yes, it can also happen

111 Playing catch with Chuck Norris

You do know he's human? He can throw light or not, people keep putting him on this list as if he's a machine or something.

HE iS AND IS OUT FOR YOU

112 Making a happy tree friends reference

I don't even wanna think about it...

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113 Eat superglue

I wonder what this red button do?

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114 Run into a wall full speed V 2 Comments
115 Attacking a hippo V 1 Comment
116 Snuffing a line of ants while trying to be Ozzy Osbourne on New Year's Eve
117 Killed by a Cartoon Dinosaur

How can that cartoon dinosaur kill me if he's not real?

What if there's a suit for the Dino? And some one just killed you in it

Especially Tina Rex from Gumball. - 05yusuf09

118 Getting sucked down when you flush your toilet

That actually happened to an old lady on an airplane. It sucked out half of her large intestine.

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119 Choking on dog hair
120 Farting in a wrestler's face

Listening to to many toilet puns

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1. Play catch the knife
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