Top Ten Dumbest Ways to Die


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141 Eating fire

This is physically possible and it probably wont kill or seriously damage your skin

Is this even possible?!

That woud be bad

142 Putting pants on two legs at a time and falling and hitting your head

Only someone who is really really really stupid would do this.

143 Keeping a rattlesnake as a pet

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Eat A Tube Of Superglue
"I Wonder What's This Red Button Do? " - blst0033

144 Hit your head constantly on a brick
145 Scream Until You Choke V 1 Comment
146 Take a Nap On Top of a Bus Going 80 MPH

Been there, done that.

And it brakes.

147 Bleed to death from a splinter

How can a tiny little splinter make you bleed so much?!

Catch an artery

148 Stand in The Middle of The Road


Unless you wanna commit suicide... - Goatworlds

149 Annoying the Flying Dutchman
150 Invite a psycho-killer inside V 1 Comment
151 Setting your entire house on fire including your family and you after you refuse to extinguish the fire

I read a Goosebumps book, The Ghost Next Door before and it was creepy yet interesting. It makes me sad when Hannah tries to act dumb and stupid by refusing to extinguish a fire. - DynastiNoble

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152 A toilet cubicle falls on you
153 Get stuck in a vending machine

That's so funny. I would totally do that.

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154 Choking on your own spit

This happens to me A LOT! I died so many times... - funnyuser

Most of the time doesn't kill you you just feel really stupid


155 Throwing a piano to yourself

Maybe by dropping it on your head if you are strong enough.

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156 Choking yourself with a scarf
157 Get whacked by an Ipad
158 Drowning as you fell on dog poo

Seriously, my friend nearly died as he tripped over. The same effect can be achieved with a cat litter.

LOL! How can you drown in dog crap?!?!

159 Get your head stuck in a computer
160 Making a dog with rabies bite you

Let's hope it's not cujo.

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