Top Ten Dumbest Ways to Die


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141 Putting pants on two legs at a time and falling and hitting your head

Only someone who is really really really stupid would do this.

142 Keeping a rattlesnake as a pet

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Eat A Tube Of Superglue
"I Wonder What's This Red Button Do? " - blst0033

143 Hit your head constantly on a brick
144 Scream Until You Choke V 1 Comment
145 Take a Nap On Top of a Bus Going 80 MPH

Been there, done that.

And it brakes.

146 Bleed to death from a splinter

How can a tiny little splinter make you bleed so much?!

Catch an artery

147 Stand in The Middle of The Road


Unless you wanna commit suicide... - Goatworlds

148 Annoying the Flying Dutchman
149 Invite a psycho-killer inside V 1 Comment
150 Setting your entire house on fire including your family and you after you refuse to extinguish the fire

I read a Goosebumps book, The Ghost Next Door before and it was creepy yet interesting. It makes me sad when Hannah tries to act dumb and stupid by refusing to extinguish a fire. - DynastiNoble

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151 A toilet cubicle falls on you
152 Get stuck in a vending machine

That's so funny. I would totally do that.

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153 Choking on your own spit

This happens to me A LOT! I died so many times... - funnyuser

Most of the time doesn't kill you you just feel really stupid


154 Throwing a piano to yourself

Maybe by dropping it on your head if you are strong enough.

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155 Choking yourself with a scarf
156 Get whacked by an Ipad
157 Drowning as you fell on dog poo

Seriously, my friend nearly died as he tripped over. The same effect can be achieved with a cat litter.

LOL! How can you drown in dog crap?!?!

158 Get your head stuck in a computer
159 Making a dog with rabies bite you

Let's hope it's not cujo.

160 Slapping a bull

Grab him by the nose, that's why they have nose rings. It should stop the bull.

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