Top Ten Dumbest Ways to Die


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161 Try to fly for free by harpooning the plane and holding on
162 Trying to steal from a guy with a gun when you have no weapon
163 Fall off a bunk bed on a RV

That makes no sense.

Okay strange

164 Running off a cliff with a makeshift jet pack
165 Eaten by rodents while window is rolled down

Roll down your window and go through your stuff. And probably 100 or so rats come out and jump into your
Car. And someone finds you dead the next day eaten alive by rats

166 Dying of Embarrasment
167 Choking on your toothbrush.
168 Looking Chuck Norris in the eyes
169 Have a bucket fall on your head and then break your back
170 Failing at "Planking"
171 Cutting off your head trying to outdo a guy who chopped off his toes during a mass drinking game
172 Eating a Water Balloon Then Drowning

What does this doing here!?!?!? That's the dumbest thing I ever heared -. -

173 Drowning While Taking a Shower
174 Telling Obama That His Suit Stinks

I wonder what he'd think of that.

175 Telling Vladmir Putin That His Speeches Are Crap

I was totally thinking that the first time I heard of him

He's scary

176 Trying to rob a gun shop by a toy pistol
177 Being On Jackass
178 Getting smacked by Miley Cyrus with a mattress during world war 7 in a volcano on Tuesday on Jupiter

What is this bs. I mean why don't we have terminator point a gun while u are drowning in chocolate milk mix with a pretzel masturbation all over u?

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179 Punching a bear

Laugh out loud punching a bear means you get an angry bear

Punch a teddy bear.

180 Pretend to play dead and wait for 3 days and starve

You got what you deserved.

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2. Shake a coconut tree
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