Top Ten Dumbest Ways to Save Money

Must be more extreme than the methods on the show "extreme cheapskates"
The Top Ten
1 Participate in a clinical trial where you lose both kidneys

Well, you would never have any use for money again!

2 Have no house or car..... While you can afford it
3 Propose with a plastic ring

Of course, if the person you are proposing to is allergic to most metallic substances, this would be a very thoughtful thing to do at the same time.

Lol I don't wait to look on her face on the plastic ring

Out off my way table
R.I.P Table
If Table Not Kill

4 Dumpster dive for everything
5 Using urine for water
6 File life insurance on yourself and then kill yourself

Misers make such selfish parents, but such wonderful recently deceased ancestors.

Do you still get the money if they can defibrillate you back to life?

Sorry, tried to re type the lists but this is still stuck in 10.

7 Not using water or electricity for anything
8 Siphon fuel from neighbors' parked cars
9 Wear one set of clothes while you can afford more
10 Don't buy a wallet or bank to store your money in

You're right, that is dumb! It doesn't help save money, though.

The Contenders
11 Sleep in the hotel lobby, shop, etc instead of a room during vacations
12 Walk to your vacation destination instead of flying or driving
13 Keep the headset that came with your Xbox when you can afford Turtle Beaches

That isn't even dumb.

14 Reuse plastic bags

My parents are Asian and they do this all the time

Asian parents in a nutshell

15 Pretend to be homeless
16 Don't buy food and starve

Divide your paper into 50-100 sections so you can draw and write really tiny

17 Collect stuff from hotels

Asians do this when it comes with the soap and shampoo but my aunt took it up to eleven. I saw her take a small towel and a roll of toilet paper from the Linq in Vegas!

18 Divide paper into lots of tiny sections
19 Keep your kid in a dirty diaper for a long time

Not good for the kid's skin at all

20 Sell your car for gas money
21 Using feces for food
22 Cutting clothes to use for diapers
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