Top Ten Dumbest Ways to Save Money

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Must be more extreme than the methods on the show "extreme cheapskates"

The Top Ten

1 Participate in a clinical trial where you lose both kidneys

Well, you would never have any use for money again! - Songsta41

2 Have no house or car..... While you can afford it
3 Propose with a plastic ring

Of course, if the person you are proposing to is allergic to most metallic substances, this would be a very thoughtful thing to do at the same time. - BKAllmighty

Lol I don't wait to look on her face on the plastic ring

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R.I.P Table
If Table Not Kill - CerealGuy

4 Dumpster dive for everything
5 Using urine for water
6 Not using water or electricity for anything
7 File life insurance on yourself and then kill yourself

Misers make such selfish parents, but such wonderful recently deceased ancestors. - PositronWildhawk

Do you still get the money if they can defibrillate you back to life? - BKAllmighty

Sorry, tried to re type the lists but this is still stuck in 10. - UglyBull

8 Siphon fuel from neighbors' parked cars
9 Wear one set of clothes while you can afford more
10 Don't buy a wallet or bank to store your money in

You're right, that is dumb! It doesn't help save money, though. - Songsta41

The Contenders

11 Don't buy food and starve

Divide your paper into 50-100 sections so you can draw and write really tiny

12 Keep the headset that came with your Xbox when you can afford Turtle Beaches

That isn't even dumb. - RalphBob

13 Reuse plastic bags

Asian parents in a nutshell

14 Collect stuff from hotels

Asians do this when it comes with the soap and shampoo but my aunt took it up to eleven. I saw her take a small towel and a roll of toilet paper from the Linq in Vegas!

15 Divide paper into lots of tiny sections
16 Keep your kid in a dirty diaper for a long time

Not good for the kid's skin at all

17 Sell your car for gas money
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1. File life insurance on yourself and then kill yourself
2. Participate in a clinical trial where you lose both kidneys
3. Propose with a plastic ring
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1. Participate in a clinical trial where you lose both kidneys
2. Have no house or car..... While you can afford it
3. Propose with a plastic ring
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