Top 10 Dumbest Yahoo! Answers Questions

This is what happens when every one is given a net connection... When some weirdos are out there... but even that can have some positive implications... like now, this is whole lot of fun. Some stupid, some weird and some just plain dumb... Here are some amazing (of which only 40% can spell) people with special brains that have used Yahoo! Answers to make the world aware of their presence.
The Top Ten
1 How do you ask a question on yahoo answers?

The poor chap must have had his brain cells trickle out of his head like melted ice cream. We honor his sacrifice, all for making us laugh

I tried to ask this question but I couldn't because I can't ask yahoo questions. So thanks for asking this question for me. Now we both have to wait until we have a good answer. Too bad it isn't the case. I mean if you don't know how to make yahoo answers just don't answer and if you think the guy asking this question is dumb, can you at least answer to prove your intelligence superiority over us. That would be very helpful.

Yeah, it's a dumb question. But there are many possible reasons behind this. Maybe the guy/gal tried to ask "how to ask a question properly". I mean you know there are lots of options for asking questions, adding details, expanding question, updating the question. Maybe he wanted to ask something like this. He may just asked his first question in rush. I don't know, but it may be this. Or he may be a mentally ill person.

Actually the person who asked this actually had a mental problem that which he could not remember stuff for long. So I feel bad for the person who asked this, and all the people on the question itself who answered this actually were serious.

2 My printer won't print .gifs properly?

I have a similar problem. I like to play on my Xbox 1 and no matter how many times I touch the T.V. screen, nothing happens. Is it the console or the T.V.?

Oh, dear god... Of course they're not moving! You bought the wrong ink! The proper ink is sold at Gringott's Bank.

Try using water instead of ink. That way it should print smoothly and lightly enough to print it correctly.

Unless you are in Harry Potter, then go ask your professor, and if not like us normal humans, then go to grade 1.

3 How do I type?

Train your keyboard to do easy things first, like sit down or eat marshmallows, just then you train it to type a letter, to do a complete word like "banana" you will have to train it a lot.

Sweet Mother Mary McCartney, you just did to answer that boneheaded question!

All you gotta do is yell at the keyboard until it types something

You don't type, you need to copy and paste the words you want, like me!

4 Can your baby get preganent if you have sex while preganent?

Sure... Its dangerous, though the baby can get preganent only if it's a female. If you suspect your baby is preganent try not to have sex again.. You run the risk of getting your baby's baby preganentand and that can lead to complications like an infinite loop... (We really need to make sure people are ready to be parents... WEIRDOS)

No! Because your baby must be a female, she must have a husband and babies cannot have husbands. They don't know which boys are cool, so they never marry. Clever of thm.

Only if your baby is a girl, and has already gone through puberty while still inside your womb (which I'm sure is pretty unlikely).

If you had twins. They might fall in love with each other. Babies don't have sperms sos they cannot produce any more babies, dummy!

5 Is this a question?

No. It's a holographic time lapse of the rainbow-unicorn wormhole effect on Justin Timberlake.

There is a question mark at the end, so yes, it is a question.

To be honest, it may have been a test by him to see if it works.

I'm sorry but I think you need to go to Kindergarten.

6 Does looking at a picture of the sun hurt your eyes?

Yes, if it is enchanted by a wizard or witch at Hogwarts with a spell that makes things ridiculsly bright and shiny. If it is, expect to find glowing radars shining out of the screen and glowing.

If you want it too, then go to a photo editor, and go to brightness, and set it to maximum. Now print it, and go outside to look at it

Yes, pictures of the sun radiate harmful like just like the sun itself. put one in your rrom on a dark night for light

A picture of the sun captures it's energy and looking at one will make you blind.

7 Help! I cannot take off my mother's bra and she's gonna be home in 5 minutes!!! The mirror doesn't help much!?

First of all, why is she (at least, I hope it's a she) wearing her mothers bra in the first place? That's just messed up. Second of all, how would you have the time to type that, and then expect people to answer the question in the span of 5 minutes (by then, it would actually be less). This is the stupidest question on this list.

STEP 1) Get the bra strap.
STEP 2) Get the scissors.
STEP 3) Run because your mom came home before I could finish this.
STEP 4) Try to have your mother shoot you BELOW the waist. Good luck ;)

Results: She won't be mad if you're a girl, your just trying to know what wearing one feels like.
Results: If you're a boy, she'll say "Oh hunny, I knew you were gay! I want you to know your father and I totally support you!

Get into trouble. You better not put on anything else like your mother's lipstick or you will have the same situation. But in case, if you do have lipstick on wash it off. And if it does not wash off, well, just do nothing. Lipstick does not show well. I hope you used pink lipstick

What the hell are you doing with your mother's bra?

8 Is justin bieber the 5th beatle?

I have no interest in living on this planet anymore. I'm going to the moon instead. Yes, I know I'm not an astronaut. Yes, I know I will die without oxygen. That is the point.

A loss of some faith on humanity right on the spot.

My faith is in humanity is dead now. Goodbye everybody, I've got to go.

No, he is the 6th member of Cannibal Corpse and provides pig squeals.

9 8=====D is this a shovel or crying smiley face? So confused?

It must be a shovel because you can't cry while smiling. Or you would eat your tears. People cry before they smile.

Use your imagination! It could be a smiley, a shovel, a turtle, a weird shaped chicken wing, or my favorite, a penis!

I honestly asked a question like this because I'm not into lingo. But it means something worse.

Please never grow up and learn what this 'shovel' means. Everything just goes downhill after that, anyway.

10 Why am I here?

Actually this is a fair question from a philosophical view. Why did it have to be that a certain combination and arrangement of genes, etc, to form you and not someone else?

Where do we come from, Why are we here, where do we go when we die? What lies beyond, and what lay before, is anything certain in life?

Well, your mum and dad loved each other a lot and they had sex and you were born.

So direct.

Because your parents played hide the willy 9 months before you we're born!

The Contenders
11 HOW DO YOU TURN OFF CAPS LOCK?

Just click the caps locks again, if it is stuck, go to Gringotts, get some gold out of your vault, then go to Ollivanders, and buy a wand and perform a spell that makes certain things unstuck like the Finidulas Charm, then you are all set. Use other charms too-that wand will come in handy

I'll answer that question when you stop shouting at me.

How did you turn off caps lock for the question mark?

Stop shouting at me T.T

12 Is it okay to shove pizza up my butt for revenge on my mom?

Better for her to have pizza up her butt to have you up her butt again.

No. You have to shove it up her butt.

Only on the weekends

If you think she'll feel your pain... Then go ahead.

13 I sold my only car to help pay for gas money, but now gas has come down in price. how do i get my car back?

I tried to contact this guy but it seems he also sold his computer to help pay for internet connection...

First of all, why would you need gas is you sold your only car? And you can't just go up to the guy you sold the car to and say "Hey man, gas is cheap now, gimme back mah car, will ya"?

I think the second one is worse because the first one is due to ignorance and this one is due to lack of common sense.

Hmm... Tried calling him, but it sees he sold his phone to pay for phone bills and doesn't have a landline...

14 How do I spell "monkey?"

U-r-s-t-u-p-I-d
There, that's how ya spell monkey!

My knee wont grow is that a problem?

You just spelled it jerk

Do you mean lugubrious?

15 If the Big Bang really happened, why are there no pictures of it?

I guess the Big Bang caused a glitch in humanity and changed all the stupid people like you, to people that are smart enough to take pictures of such an important event. Of course by then, it was to late. Maybe we can just time travel back a couple days and take some pics then.

The Big Bang was very camera shy. Scientists could not get it to stand still.

I answered this question. No, cameras were not invented then though we see a tad bit of the remains in T.V. static.

Because the sun took up all of its Phone's memory on Instagram and Facebook.

16 Am I a human?

No you are a secret unicorn that pukes sparkles and rainbows that also farts magical gnomes.

No your a terrible horrifying creature called a Selena Gomez.

No. Your a person who doesn't know if you are a human or not.

Nah. You are a goat,a magical goat, the goat who asked this question "Am I a Human? ",the goat who made me lost faith in the goatinity.

17 Is this planet called Earth? I'm confused.

I think the only living being that would ask a question as stupid and counterintuitive as this would be an alien. If you are not an alien and you inquire what our planet is called, you quite possibly have serious mental issues and need to have your IQ tested. I can feel mine dropping right now just reading this question.

I'm afraid not Sir/Madame, it's called the home of today's society..
Yes, it's Earth, I really think you should pick up a book for once and read about it..

Leonardo the Vinci got sick of the planet being called The Planet, so he named it after one of his burps.

Are you an alien?

18 Do you lose your virginity if you fall?

Damn, I really did wonder this is when I was a kid... I might've even had stumbled upon the original question on yahoo...

Short answer; no.

If your boyfriend is waiting for you to jump from the 5th floor naked on him.. Then yes!

Oh...I get what falling is. I think falling refers to tearing hymen.

Depends where you fall...

19 Who is best Justin Bieber or Jesus Christ?

I wouldn't be surprised if someone made a list of Reasons Justin Bieber Is Better Than Jes- Oh crap! I shouldn't give the trolls ideas!

Well Jesus Christ isn't the son of god or a god or a saviour, however he was a good human and was way better than Justin Bieber.

Jesus saved us. This is incomparable. Oh, wait. Let's make a list of reasons why Jesus is better than Justin Bieber!

Jesus is definitely better! by the way I hate cold water ugh all my friends love it. Whenever they put on music all I hear is "everybody gets high sometimes, you know"

20 What galaxy do we live in?

Earth, of course.

21 10 years old and pregnant?

Who are you, where are your parents, who is your boyfriend!? I am really concerned about you right now!

Where are your parents?

Actually a case of pregnancy happen to a 5 year old and don't ask me how

Wow, your cool

22 Why are the holes in cats fur always in the right places for there eyes?

There are no holes! Those are balls. Are if there was holes, the cats were shy and were too scared of showing the spots to anybody so they put their eyes in it so nobody will notice their holes

Because they evolved from bats which don't have holes in their fur.

Is this a joke or just stupidity. PATRICK STAR! can you teach this person how to breath?

What has this world come to...

23 60 seconds and 1 minute aren't really the same?
24 Can a dog get pregnant from sperm from a human because when I wasn't home my boyfriend got horny and had sex with my dog and i think shes pregnant... is that possible?

Seriously... Okay that's just Sick! No your dog can NOT get pregnant. They don't share the same DNA, but I would get your boyfriend check. Something is honestly wrong with him... Poor Dog :/

Yes, she's definitely pregnant. Go to the doctor immediately to test your boyfriend to see if he's insane.

Yes its possible. I've had sex with many dogs... also cats unicorns Miley Cyrus 3 elephants and an oak tree

Allow me to be a nerd. Nope because dogs have different chromosomes than humans so they cannot have baby human puppies

25 Are the twin towers in New Zealand?

Yes, my brother was a kamikaze I was supposed to go with him but I overslept, everyone got mad at me but in 2017 I'll crash into the new tower but yes it's in New Zealand, but no worries no one cares anymore it's been 15 years.

Why are you asking? Oh. I bet you just forgot all about 9/11.

Naw...Osama moved the twin tower to Afghanistan

Only if you think they are.

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