Dumbest Yahoo! Answers QuestionsThis is what happens when every one is given a net connection... When some weirdos are out there... but even that can have some positive implications... like now, this is whole lot of fun. Some stupid, some weird and some just plain dumb... Here are some amazing (of which only 40% can spell) people with special brains that have used Yahoo! Answers to make the world aware of their presence.
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I tell you when I find how to answer these yahoo answers...
Actually the person who asked this actually had a mental problem that which he could not remember stuff for long. So I feel bad for the person who asked this, and all the people on the question itself who answered this actually were serious. - floridiancat
Ya know I don't know I think you might though so maybe you could ask jeeves or something, or maybe you might want to post another question
I don’t know. - lovefrombadlandsV 55 Comments
Sure... Its dangerous, though the baby can get preganent only if it's a female. If you suspect your baby is preganent try not to have sex again.. You run the risk of getting your baby's baby preganentand and that can lead to complications like an infinite loop... (We really need to make sure people are ready to be parents... WEIRDOS)
Sex is so interesting
Yes. Your baby will be pregnant and the other sperm will impregnate your babes baby and it will be a infinite circle. you will have great great great great great grey great great great grand children in about 6 weeks
If the baby is a girl - RoseCandyMusicV 32 Comments
All you gotta do is yell at the keyboard until it types something
Sweet Mother Mary McCartney, you just did to answer that boneheaded question!
I have no clue...
By pressing on keys - lovefrombadlandsV 37 Comments
Oh, dear god... Of course they're not moving! You bought the wrong ink! The proper ink is sold at Gringott's Bank.
I'm sorry but we are not in Harry Potter.
Don't forget the cargo shorts, you need to be wearing cargo shorts.
Gifs didn't move if you print it - RoseCandyMusicV 24 Comments
Yes, pictures of the sun radiate harmful like just like the sun itself. put one in your rrom on a dark night for light
Yes, if it is enchanted by a wizard or witch at Hogwarts with a spell that makes things ridiculsly bright and shiny. If it is, expect to find glowing radars shining out of the screen and glowing. - leah2006
Sure if you look at it close enough. - funnyuser
LOL this made me laugh!V 21 Comments
What the hell are you doing with your mother's bra?
If that's a boy that's hilarious.
First of all, why is she (at least, I hope it's a she) wearing her mothers bra in the first place? That's just messed up. Second of all, how would you have the time to type that, and then expect people to answer the question in the span of 5 minutes (by then, it would actually be less). This is the stupidest question on this list. - Minecraftcrazy530
LOL!V 36 Comments
Is this an answer
No. It's a holographic time lapse of the rainbow-unicorn wormhole effect on Justin Timberlake.
Yes! What else would it be? (I just asked a question) - cosmo
No that is an answer - RoseCandyMusicV 28 Comments
What has this world come to...
There are no holes! Those are balls. Are if there was holes, the cats were shy and were too scared of showing the spots to anybody so they put their eyes in it so nobody will notice their holes - leah2006
This is really stoopid but still
I don't know - RoseCandyMusicV 7 Comments
Are you an alien?
I think the only living being that would ask a question as stupid and counterintuitive as this would be an alien. If you are not an alien and you inquire what our planet is called, you quite possibly have serious mental issues and need to have your IQ tested. I can feel mine dropping right now just reading this question. - RockFashionista
You just answered the question dummy!
No this is the planet mars - RoseCandyMusicV 32 Comments
Only on the weekends
No. You have to shove it up her butt.
Yes. Enjoy farting out pepperoni.
Why not, it will make her question your metal capacity - LucretiaV 14 Comments
I tried to contact this guy but it seems he also sold his computer to help pay for internet connection...
Hmm... Tried calling him, but it sees he sold his phone to pay for phone bills and doesn't have a landline...
I think the second one is worse because the first one is due to ignorance and this one is due to lack of common sense.
If you sold the car, there is no point of getting gasoline - lovefrombadlandsV 23 Comments
A loss of some faith on humanity right on the spot. - zam67
Yes, he's the backup singer for Ringo. - swagmaster97
This question is insulting to the Beatles. - Minecraftcrazy530
No, he is a beetle. - lovefrombadlandsV 29 Comments
Seriously... Okay that's just Sick! No your dog can NOT get pregnant. They don't share the same DNA, but I would get your boyfriend check. Something is honestly wrong with him... Poor Dog :/
Yes its possible. I've had sex with many dogs... also cats unicorns Miley Cyrus 3 elephants and an oak tree
I have the same problem
The boyfriend is crazy (claps) - RoseCandyMusicV 17 Comments
Oh my gosh I can just imagine this scenario.
Guy is on the internet, blacks out and wakes up with a hammer in his hand and a shelf.
This one is legend now
Really man? That wood could've built a birdhouse and you waste it on a shelf? Damn your accidents. - Puga
BREAK IT - lovefrombadlandsV 25 Comments
You kids where do you come with such stuff... Rather GOD where do you find such nuts
No. It's a well known fact that tortoises have chlorophosphific acid in their saliva, a compound, that for unknown reasons reacts violently with orange juice. So unless you want your body to spontaneously combust, it is strongly recommended that you stay away from any orange products. - monney30P
Find out by eating a orange now. Or hire a servant that was bitten by a tortoise to try eating oranges. Or else ask Harry Potter or Hermione Granger to do a spell on you so that you can eat oranges without any worry. - leah2006
Oh my god oh my god oh my god. THIS MAN NEEDS TO SEE A DOCTOR RIGHT NOW. HE IS GOING TO DIE, THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
KNOCK THE ORANGE JUICE OUT OF HIS HAND.
Scientists were to busy posting selfies
The Big Bang was very camera shy. Scientists could not get it to stand still.
This was very entertaining.
Because there was no humans? - LucretiaV 30 Comments
It could be... But it could be a lot of other things too...
It must be a shovel because you can't cry while smiling. Or you would eat your tears. People cry before they smile.
Nope for my logic of deez nuts that's a penis - CerealGuy
Its deez nuts. - CatacornV 29 Comments
My knee wont grow is that a problem?
Do you mean lugubrious?
Its spelled Monkey
It is munky - lovefrombadlandsV 16 Comments
Jesus He died for all humans and got the human race be able to reconcile to God the Father.
Wait, it isn't obvious? Dang
Jesus saved us. This is incomparable. Oh, wait. Let's make a list of reasons why Jesus is better than Justin Bieber!
Both are fakers. - BlueberryCatfishV 40 Comments
Well...when a mummy and a daddy love each other very much. THEY ADOPT. - swagmaster97
Where do we come from, Why are we here, where do we go when we die? What lies beyond, and what lay before, is anything certain in life? - IronSabbathPriest
Actually this is a fair question from a philosophical view. Why did it have to be that a certain combination and arrangement of genes, etc, to form you and not someone else?
Your mom and dad uses a spell to made you - RoseCandyMusicV 13 Comments
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