Dumbest Yahoo! Answers QuestionsThis is what happens when every one is given a net connection... When some weirdos are out there... but even that can have some positive implications... like now, this is whole lot of fun. Some stupid, some weird and some just plain dumb... Here are some amazing (of which only 40% can spell) people with special brains that have used Yahoo! Answers to make the world aware of their presence.
The Top Ten
I tell you when I find how to answer these yahoo answers...
I tried to ask this question but I couldn't because I can't ask yahoo questions. So thanks for asking this question for me. Now we both have to wait until we have a good answer. Too bad it isn't the case. I mean if you don't know how to make yahoo answers just don't answer and if you think the guy asking this question is dumb, can you at least answer to prove your intelligence superiority over us. That would be very helpful.
I don't know ask again tomorrow. - 3DG20
Actually the person who asked this actually had a mental problem that which he could not remember stuff for long. So I feel bad for the person who asked this, and all the people on the question itself who answered this actually were serious. - floridiancatV 59 Comments
All you gotta do is yell at the keyboard until it types something
It’s easy. Just smash your head into the keyboard. - 3DG20
Sweet Mother Mary McCartney, you just did to answer that boneheaded question!
Dumbass you just typed. - JessicarabbitV 41 Comments
Oh, dear god... Of course they're not moving! You bought the wrong ink! The proper ink is sold at Gringott's Bank.
I'm sorry but we are not in Harry Potter.
Don't forget the cargo shorts, you need to be wearing cargo shorts.
Try using water instead of ink. That way it should print smoothly and lightly enough to print it correctly.V 25 Comments
Sure... Its dangerous, though the baby can get preganent only if it's a female. If you suspect your baby is preganent try not to have sex again.. You run the risk of getting your baby's baby preganentand and that can lead to complications like an infinite loop... (We really need to make sure people are ready to be parents... WEIRDOS)
Sex is so interesting
Yes. Your baby will be pregnant and the other sperm will impregnate your babes baby and it will be a infinite circle. you will have great great great great great grey great great great grand children in about 6 weeks
Only if you are a magic bean from Hogwarts - leah2006V 33 Comments
Yes, pictures of the sun radiate harmful like just like the sun itself. put one in your rrom on a dark night for light
If you want it too, then go to a photo editor, and go to brightness, and set it to maximum. Now print it, and go outside to look at it - SpectralOwl
Yes, if it is enchanted by a wizard or witch at Hogwarts with a spell that makes things ridiculsly bright and shiny. If it is, expect to find glowing radars shining out of the screen and glowing. - leah2006
Sure if you look at it close enough. - funnyuserV 22 Comments
Is this an answer
I don't know is mayonnaise a question? - 3DG20
No. It's a holographic time lapse of the rainbow-unicorn wormhole effect on Justin Timberlake.
Yes! What else would it be? (I just asked a question) - cosmoV 30 Comments
What the hell are you doing with your mother's bra?
If that's a boy that's hilarious.
Imagine if the mom's SON said this.
Um yeah sounds like a personal problem - The_gEEK_GamEr9V 41 Comments
No. You have to shove it up her butt.
Only on the weekends
As long as you slap her with it after. - 3DG20
Yes. Enjoy farting out pepperoni.V 16 Comments
Are you an alien?
I think the only living being that would ask a question as stupid and counterintuitive as this would be an alien. If you are not an alien and you inquire what our planet is called, you quite possibly have serious mental issues and need to have your IQ tested. I can feel mine dropping right now just reading this question. - RockFashionista
No, it’s called Uranus. - 3DG20
You just answered the question dummy!V 34 Comments
Scientists were to busy posting selfies
The Big Bang was very camera shy. Scientists could not get it to stand still.
The big bang had to happen but the cameraman forgot to take off the lens - SpectralOwl
This was very entertaining.V 30 Comments
I tried to contact this guy but it seems he also sold his computer to help pay for internet connection...
Hmm... Tried calling him, but it sees he sold his phone to pay for phone bills and doesn't have a landline...
I think the second one is worse because the first one is due to ignorance and this one is due to lack of common sense.
If you sold the car, there is no point of getting gasolineV 23 Comments
I'll answer that question when you stop shouting at me. - swagmaster97
WHAT ARE YOU talking abouT? SORRY FOR THIs because my CAPS lOck keeP GETTING Stuck and there's NOTHING I CAN DO ABOUT it!
Arrow, that point down on your keyboard
The same way you turned it on dummyV 25 Comments
You kids where do you come with such stuff... Rather GOD where do you find such nuts
No, orange kills you after that tortoise infection.
No. It's a well known fact that tortoises have chlorophosphific acid in their saliva, a compound, that for unknown reasons reacts violently with orange juice. So unless you want your body to spontaneously combust, it is strongly recommended that you stay away from any orange products. - monney30P
Find out by eating a orange now. Or hire a servant that was bitten by a tortoise to try eating oranges. Or else ask Harry Potter or Hermione Granger to do a spell on you so that you can eat oranges without any worry. - leah2006V 14 Comments
It could be... But it could be a lot of other things too...
Neither. It's a UFO zooming off.
It must be a shovel because you can't cry while smiling. Or you would eat your tears. People cry before they smile.
Nope for my logic of deez nuts that's a penis - CerealGuyV 31 Comments
Well...when a mummy and a daddy love each other very much. THEY ADOPT. - swagmaster97
Because daddy forgot to get condoms one night. - 3DG20
Cause you magically appeared 7 million hours ago.
Because I am a legendV 16 Comments
The Mario Galaxy. (Jk that was not funny at all...) - 3DG20
We live in the solar system - SpectralOwl
Earth, of course.
Homo sapien center. - BlueberryCatfish
One of Justin Bieber's fans said he has more swag than Jesus Christ.
Jesus He died for all humans and got the human race be able to reconcile to God the Father.
Jesus saved us. This is incomparable. Oh, wait. Let's make a list of reasons why Jesus is better than Justin Bieber!
Wait, it isn't obvious? DangV 43 Comments
I thin you spell it "munkee"
It is munky
My knee wont grow is that a problem?
Its spelled MonkeyV 17 Comments
Did you fall onto a vagina. repeatedly?
Not if you fall onto a penis or onto a vagina or butthole no - gunginos
Only applies if you have a serious floor fetish - SpectralOwl
Damn, I really did wonder this is when I was a kid... I might've even had stumbled upon the original question on yahoo...
Short answer; no. - keycha1n
What has this world come to...
There are no holes! Those are balls. Are if there was holes, the cats were shy and were too scared of showing the spots to anybody so they put their eyes in it so nobody will notice their holes - leah2006
This is really stoopid but still
Usually, if not try to get him to take it off and put it on the other way roundV 7 Comments
A loss of some faith on humanity right on the spot. - zam67
Why would he be.
Yes, he's the backup singer for Ringo. - swagmaster97
This question is insulting to the Beatles. - Minecraftcrazy530V 31 Comments
No, you're a majestic unicorn who farts rainbows - kaitlynrad11
No. Your a person who doesn't know if you are a human or not.
No you are a secret unicorn that pukes sparkles and rainbows that also farts magical gnomes. - Magenta_Flame
No, your Miley Cyrus.V 28 Comments
Justin beiber's fans are so dumb... Laugh out loud
I'm laughing way too hard. Who asks these types of questions? What has this world even come to? I really hope that question was a prank!
Curiosity killed the cat.
Well there's a Justin Beiber fan for ya'.V 6 Comments
Why are you asking? Oh. I bet you just forgot all about 9/11.
Yes, my brother was a kamikaze I was supposed to go with him but I overslept, everyone got mad at me but in 2017 I'll crash into the new tower but yes it's in New Zealand, but no worries no one cares anymore it's been 15 years.
Naw...Osama moved the twin tower to Afghanistan - CerealGuy
Twin towers where in my moms stomach before we were bornV 7 Comments
Seriously... Okay that's just Sick! No your dog can NOT get pregnant. They don't share the same DNA, but I would get your boyfriend check. Something is honestly wrong with him... Poor Dog :/
Yes its possible. I've had sex with many dogs... also cats unicorns Miley Cyrus 3 elephants and an oak tree
I have the same problem
You'll have to get some Plan B and a pregnancy test, and maybe a new boyfriend. - keycha1nV 19 Comments
I'm the only real one all of these other guys are fake - Ziffe
I don't know. Are you real? If you are then you're question is answered.
My question is are you real? - tmobreno
No, we're all fake.V 10 Comments
I honestly hope so.
Hey! I'm Bill Cipher! Wanna learn about the MULTIVERSE?
Yes. They will invade Earth in 2080 but will be completely harmless because they are allergic to water.
Yeah they are and we just caught one its youV 5 Comments
Maybe it fell asleep. - 3DG20
Could it be the operator?
Just kill the mouse, It's family won't get revenge on you, helpless mouses. - funnyuser
God you people are stupid! Mouses are only on this world to eat cheese! Not control a computer!V 8 Comments
I know the solution to your problem. I had this same problem as you a few years ago. It is simple really, all you have to do is follow a few steps: Make sure you have some towels nearby, as this might get a little messy. First, stick a pencil inside a strawberry and throw it at a wall. Then, take a lemon and put it on your forehead for 3 hours without moving. At this point you should start noticing some tusks forming. After that, you are going to want to grab one of your towels and wrap it around a squirrel with some whipped cream inside of it. Then, take a toaster and put your hand inside of it. Don't start it, because you could seriously hurt yourself, and we don't want that. Now, grab a rusty nail and step on it. Don't scream, you will have to start over. And we don't want that. We all want you to be "a greatest walrus". Don't worry, you will become a full walrus by next week. Have fun!
How is this a dumb question? This is a great question!
I think John Lennon asked this question. - MontyPython
I've never had so much confidence in the human race in my entire lifeV 14 Comments
In mesa Arizona that would make you the chief of police
That's how you get a 'get out of jail free' card in Monopoly. - swagmaster97
This is funny... But so true
Only if you bring them coffee with itV 13 Comments
No, but a guy and a teddy bear can be best friends. - 3DG20
Yes - RoseCandyMusic
Only if they guy gets friendzoned - Yatagarasu
No they have to be BFF4L and to do that they need to surf on Pizza-Shaped Pieces of wood and then do a barrel roll. But fairy dust under your pillow tonight while putting a fork on your nighttand (any kind) then put any meat (or tofu as an alternitive, you can also use honey with chedder cheeze in it if you don't have meat or your a vegetarian) then slap a wall with a glove and say: BFF4L BFF4L be my BFF4L. I hope were friends by sunrise" 21-30 times (the more you say it ((even over 30,)) the more of a possability it'll work, and if it dose, youll be BBBFFF4LLL! I wish you the bet of luck ^-^V 1 Comment
Nope. America is my city (get it? )!
The answer is yes and no. There is a country called america and there are two continents called North America and South America. Coincidentally, the country called america is in the continent called North America.
No, the United States of America is a country though - Orlemley
America is a city on the planet America.V 17 Comments
Oh my gosh I can just imagine this scenario.
Guy is on the internet, blacks out and wakes up with a hammer in his hand and a shelf.
This one is legend now
Really man? That wood could've built a birdhouse and you waste it on a shelf? Damn your accidents. - Puga
I wonder if this guy can 'Accidentally' Get me a girlfriend - SpectralOwlV 25 Comments
Yes, they are all secret agents like those from mission impossible and are super ninjas because they are small; therefore they come with built in night vision.
Yeah, they are small so they need some kind of gear vision. They stole our glasses and cat's eyes and used them, so now they have to run away from humans and cats. But yeah, they have night vision - leah2006
Who ever asked the question is in deep kimchi and I will beat them with some kimchi
Yeah I'm going to watch you sleep at nightV 4 Comments
Ah, the classic "for a friend" advice solicitation. This poster may as well have picked the username "ChickenF*****2009. "
And the best part? The "Best Answer" voted by the Dips***erati does not include any variation of "don't f*** chickens, " but rather, "tell your friend to use protection when having intercourse with birds. "
Unfortunately, the follow-up query, "what kind of protection? " appears to be missing -- I haven't really read the fine print on condom wrappers for a while, but I don't seem to recall any particular brand being "beak-resistant. " (It's clearly an untapped market for a budding entrepreneur, though. )
Right, it was totally your friend who screwed a chicken. I believe you.
Oh yes, I've had sex with many chickens... Also, horses, balloons, Harry Potter, pillowcases and a lamp. Your mate is in for a big shock!
weird alien noises music play in the background - floridiancatV 4 Comments
Please don't be the person to kill my faith in humanity.
Same reason Justin Bieber copies Jacob Sartorius. - 3DG20
It's the reverse you idiots... And Justin couldn't even try to match the greatness of John, Paul, George, and Ringo. - Pony
The Beatles were before Justin Bieber ya dumbass!V 15 Comments
Galaxies are inside Universes!
Yes, there are many universes in the thousands of other galaxies!
Well, actually, atoms are mini universes so yes - Yatagarasu
Yes. There are universes in other galaxies. - cosmoV 4 Comments
I love the guy's description of his habits:
"I have around 15-20 orgasms a day. Sometimes I reach into the 30's. I do it a lot, but I really don't know how to stop. "
First off, 15 to 20 times a day shouldn't be humanly possible. You'd have to cut out some other major component of your life to have the time. Like eating. Or breathing. And maybe he will lose his precious before he hits 15 But for me, truly, this question rises into the pantheon when a female offers up the very first response:
"wow that's a lot I only have like 2 or 3"
Might have a heart attack from to much stimulation. But just a bit wont hurt, infarct, its works as a cardio workout - BlueberryCatfish
Careful now. If you masturbate too much you'll get a big red penis blister - bobbythebrony
Yes, it wears you work harder, it has become an addiction, and a blister will appear.V 3 Comments
I saw this quite a long time ago, seeing this question as of now still makes me violently burst out laughter. - illusion
Yes, you go in the ocean go underwater and say I'm a pretty, pretty mermaid and say it how many times you need to. - funnyuser
Yes. See that cliff over there? All you have to do is fall off!
Say. I want to really be a mermaid to in front of your goldfish. Or get a MASSIVE fish, cut off the bottom, cut your legs off, and put the bottom fish part of you (this is sad). - floridiancatV 14 Comments
See this is how I picture math
20 ounces ever since Little Johnny broke the sun with his apple eating abilities.
Every math problem ever
A turtle is traveling at the speed of sound, he eats a banana, what movie did Fred watch on Netflix last night?V 19 Comments
I don't know, mate, look it up. - kcianciulli
Everything is upside down in Australia, so it rains from the ground. - swagmaster97
Never. - 3DG20
Have you even heard of our floods?!V 5 Comments
No, I do not believe in goats... If you were to pay attention to school (this piece of information is told in kindergarden), teacher's would tell you that goats were only in fairy tails. Many people try to prove the existence of goats, but fail... So no, I don't believe in goats...
Are you talking about Baphomet?
No but I believe in unicorns that poop out rainbows
No but I believe in dragons. - 3DG20V 30 Comments
Something you're on right now - BabyMarz
People tell you ansewers
There are so many things wrong with this question. First off, not very Muslim is a terrorist. Secondly, why would a terrorist blow up famous artwork-the message wouldn't make sense. Also, the artist you're looking for is named Michelangelo.
Is it wrong that I laughed at this while I am a Muslim?
Infest? Don't they mean invade.
Nope they are not capable to ruin art which means ISIS will get murdered by art - CerealGuyV 4 Comments
You can do whatever your heart desires.
You just did it.
Yes. You can get it wrong.
To make 2 times to 5, you need to use advanced theorismexmathimatics. The answer: everybody knows 2+2 usually makes 4. 4-1=3. A triangle has 3 sides. Since there are 2 twos you add 3+2. The answer of course, is 5!V 15 Comments
The answer is 42. - 3DG20
I understand what this question means. It's not stupid just random. It means like, is it just called 'Yahoo Answers' because it contains answers or is it called 'Yahoo Answers' as in yahoo answers your question. Do you understand
It is Yahoo Answers.
You have to solve the equation first yahoo answers-yahoo answers equals 0 to the power of 6 so the answer is yahoo questionsV 15 Comments
Or tell time on a clock
Yeah, it runs through the family. - 3DG20
Age is but a number, except in this case.
Something's wrong with this guyV 19 Comments
Thank you for making my day complete! I now have laughed so hard that my ribs are in pain, I feel that I have lowered my I.Q. for responding to your question, but yes your sister is retarted, and you have down syndrome for not being able to fix her! And your mom is an alien because she gave birth to you both!
Hopefully not because then that makes me retarded. - 3DG20
Does this give you the conclusion that Justin Bieber is retarded?
No it does not make her retardedV 14 Comments
Uh do stupid probably - andrewteel
You are the perfect example
You see, you are a perfect example, just do what you are doing.
Look in a mirror, the answer is staring at you in the face.V 8 Comments
Then they'll answer: Where'd you find this out?
And you'll respond: My parents told me! - SpectralOwl
Did you adopt your parents?
What you kept it a secret?...your parents are going to be mad if they get to know this
If you are sure 100 % adopted.. How did you know if someone didn't tell you were actually adopted? DumbassV 10 Comments
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