Dumbest Yahoo! Answers QuestionsThis is what happens when every one is given a net connection... When some weirdos are out there... but even that can have some positive implications... like now, this is whole lot of fun. Some stupid, some weird and some just plain dumb... Here are some amazing (of which only 40% can spell) people with special brains that have used Yahoo! Answers to make the world aware of their presence.
The Top Ten
I tell you when I find how to answer these yahoo answers...
Actually the person who asked this actually had a mental problem that which he could not remember stuff for long. So I feel bad for the person who asked this, and all the people on the question itself who answered this actually were serious. - floridiancat
Ya know I don't know I think you might though so maybe you could ask jeeves or something, or maybe you might want to post another question
You guys do realize that most of these questions were written by trolls, right?V 57 Comments
Sure... Its dangerous, though the baby can get preganent only if it's a female. If you suspect your baby is preganent try not to have sex again.. You run the risk of getting your baby's baby preganentand and that can lead to complications like an infinite loop... (We really need to make sure people are ready to be parents... WEIRDOS)
Sex is so interesting
Yes. Your baby will be pregnant and the other sperm will impregnate your babes baby and it will be a infinite circle. you will have great great great great great grey great great great grand children in about 6 weeks
If the baby is a girl - RoseCandyMusicV 32 Comments
All you gotta do is yell at the keyboard until it types something
Sweet Mother Mary McCartney, you just did to answer that boneheaded question!
I have no clue...
Well, how about banging your head on the keyboard? - SpectralOwlV 37 Comments
Oh, dear god... Of course they're not moving! You bought the wrong ink! The proper ink is sold at Gringott's Bank.
I'm sorry but we are not in Harry Potter.
Don't forget the cargo shorts, you need to be wearing cargo shorts.
Gifs didn't move if you print it - RoseCandyMusicV 24 Comments
Yes, pictures of the sun radiate harmful like just like the sun itself. put one in your rrom on a dark night for light
Yes, if it is enchanted by a wizard or witch at Hogwarts with a spell that makes things ridiculsly bright and shiny. If it is, expect to find glowing radars shining out of the screen and glowing. - leah2006
Sure if you look at it close enough. - funnyuser
If you want it too, then go to a photo editor, and go to brightness, and set it to maximum. Now print it, and go outside to look at it - SpectralOwlV 22 Comments
What the hell are you doing with your mother's bra?
If that's a boy that's hilarious.
First of all, why is she (at least, I hope it's a she) wearing her mothers bra in the first place? That's just messed up. Second of all, how would you have the time to type that, and then expect people to answer the question in the span of 5 minutes (by then, it would actually be less). This is the stupidest question on this list. - Minecraftcrazy530
LOL!V 36 Comments
Is this an answer
No. It's a holographic time lapse of the rainbow-unicorn wormhole effect on Justin Timberlake.
Yes! What else would it be? (I just asked a question) - cosmo
No, it's a spoiled badger - SpectralOwlV 29 Comments
What has this world come to...
There are no holes! Those are balls. Are if there was holes, the cats were shy and were too scared of showing the spots to anybody so they put their eyes in it so nobody will notice their holes - leah2006
This is really stoopid but still
I don't know - RoseCandyMusicV 7 Comments
Are you an alien?
I think the only living being that would ask a question as stupid and counterintuitive as this would be an alien. If you are not an alien and you inquire what our planet is called, you quite possibly have serious mental issues and need to have your IQ tested. I can feel mine dropping right now just reading this question. - RockFashionista
You just answered the question dummy!
No this is the planet mars - RoseCandyMusicV 32 Comments
Only on the weekends
No. You have to shove it up her butt.
Yes. Enjoy farting out pepperoni.
No, you need to do it in front of a lot of people. Sure you will be humiliated on the internet, but thatś revenge for you! - SpectralOwlV 15 Comments
I tried to contact this guy but it seems he also sold his computer to help pay for internet connection...
Hmm... Tried calling him, but it sees he sold his phone to pay for phone bills and doesn't have a landline...
I think the second one is worse because the first one is due to ignorance and this one is due to lack of common sense.
If you sold the car, there is no point of getting gasoline - lovefrombadlandsV 23 Comments
A loss of some faith on humanity right on the spot. - zam67
Yes, he's the backup singer for Ringo. - swagmaster97
This question is insulting to the Beatles. - Minecraftcrazy530
No, he is a beetle. - lovefrombadlandsV 29 Comments
Seriously... Okay that's just Sick! No your dog can NOT get pregnant. They don't share the same DNA, but I would get your boyfriend check. Something is honestly wrong with him... Poor Dog :/
Yes its possible. I've had sex with many dogs... also cats unicorns Miley Cyrus 3 elephants and an oak tree
I have the same problem
The boyfriend is crazy (claps) - RoseCandyMusicV 17 Comments
Oh my gosh I can just imagine this scenario.
Guy is on the internet, blacks out and wakes up with a hammer in his hand and a shelf.
This one is legend now
Really man? That wood could've built a birdhouse and you waste it on a shelf? Damn your accidents. - Puga
I wonder if this guy can 'Accidentally' Get me a girlfriend - SpectralOwlV 26 Comments
You kids where do you come with such stuff... Rather GOD where do you find such nuts
No. It's a well known fact that tortoises have chlorophosphific acid in their saliva, a compound, that for unknown reasons reacts violently with orange juice. So unless you want your body to spontaneously combust, it is strongly recommended that you stay away from any orange products. - monney30P
Find out by eating a orange now. Or hire a servant that was bitten by a tortoise to try eating oranges. Or else ask Harry Potter or Hermione Granger to do a spell on you so that you can eat oranges without any worry. - leah2006
Oh my god oh my god oh my god. THIS MAN NEEDS TO SEE A DOCTOR RIGHT NOW. HE IS GOING TO DIE, THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
KNOCK THE ORANGE JUICE OUT OF HIS HAND.
Scientists were to busy posting selfies
The Big Bang was very camera shy. Scientists could not get it to stand still.
This was very entertaining.
The big bang had to happen but the cameraman forgot to take off the lens - SpectralOwlV 31 Comments
It could be... But it could be a lot of other things too...
It must be a shovel because you can't cry while smiling. Or you would eat your tears. People cry before they smile.
Nope for my logic of deez nuts that's a penis - CerealGuy
Its deez nuts. - CatacornV 29 Comments
My knee wont grow is that a problem?
Do you mean lugubrious?
Its spelled Monkey
It is munky - lovefrombadlandsV 16 Comments
Well...when a mummy and a daddy love each other very much. THEY ADOPT. - swagmaster97
Where do we come from, Why are we here, where do we go when we die? What lies beyond, and what lay before, is anything certain in life? - IronSabbathPriest
Actually this is a fair question from a philosophical view. Why did it have to be that a certain combination and arrangement of genes, etc, to form you and not someone else?
Cause you magically appeared 7 million hours ago. - lovefrombadlandsV 15 Comments
Jesus He died for all humans and got the human race be able to reconcile to God the Father.
Jesus saved us. This is incomparable. Oh, wait. Let's make a list of reasons why Jesus is better than Justin Bieber!
Wait, it isn't obvious? Dang
Both are fakers. - BlueberryCatfishV 40 Comments
You are alive how?
No guys, a plant is smarter than this guy
Do you even breathe bro? - CerealGuy
Get of your oxgen and inhale, exhale... - LucretiaV 17 Comments
The earth andromeda galaxy, duh - Lucretia
We live in the solar system - SpectralOwl
Earth, of course. - lovefrombadlands
Homo sapien center. - BlueberryCatfish
Yes, you go in the ocean go underwater and say I'm a pretty, pretty mermaid and say it how many times you need to. - funnyuser
Say. I want to really be a mermaid to in front of your goldfish. Or get a MASSIVE fish, cut off the bottom, cut your legs off, and put the bottom fish part of you (this is sad). - floridiancat
Yes, first you find a pretty pretty Pegasus, marry it, then go into a deep ocean and say "I'm a pretty pretty mermaid! " And see what happens. Ariel shall come if Ursula doesn't eat you first. - Magenta_Flame
Yes I'm a mermaid - RoseCandyMusicV 12 Comments
Did you fall onto a vagina. repeatedly?
Not if you fall onto a penis or onto a vagina or butthole no - gunginos
Damn, I really did wonder this is when I was a kid... I might've even had stumbled upon the original question on yahoo...
Short answer; no. - keycha1n
Only applies if you have a serious floor fetish - SpectralOwlV 11 Comments
I'll answer that question when you stop shouting at me. - swagmaster97
WHAT ARE YOU talking abouT? SORRY FOR THIs because my CAPS lOck keeP GETTING Stuck and there's NOTHING I CAN DO ABOUT it!
Arrow, that point down on your keyboard
GOOD QUESTION. I HAVE BEEN ON CAPS 3 YEARS! - lovefrombadlandsV 24 Comments
Why are you asking? Oh. I bet you just forgot all about 9/11.
Yes, my brother was a kamikaze I was supposed to go with him but I overslept, everyone got mad at me but in 2017 I'll crash into the new tower but yes it's in New Zealand, but no worries no one cares anymore it's been 15 years.
Naw...Osama moved the twin tower to Afghanistan - CerealGuy
No - RoseCandyMusicV 6 Comments
Justin beiber's fans are so dumb... Laugh out loud
I'm laughing way too hard. Who asks these types of questions? What has this world even come to? I really hope that question was a prank!
Curiosity killed the cat.
poopV 6 Comments
His mother banned him from using Facebook otherwise all of his plans would be out
He used to before it went mainstream
Because Facebook was created by Jews. - LordOfTheOnionRings
Cause he is not living. - lovefrombadlandsV 11 Comments
Please don't be the person to kill my faith in humanity.
It's the reverse you idiots... And Justin couldn't even try to match the greatness of John, Paul, George, and Ringo. - Pony
You are the definition of stupid.
Because it’s Opposite Day. - lovefrombadlandsV 13 Comments
No, you're a majestic unicorn who farts rainbows - kaitlynrad11
No. Your a person who doesn't know if you are a human or not.
No you are a secret unicorn that pukes sparkles and rainbows that also farts magical gnomes. - Magenta_Flame
No, you’re a wolf who lives in lava. - lovefrombadlandsV 27 Comments
I understand what this question means. It's not stupid just random. It means like, is it just called 'Yahoo Answers' because it contains answers or is it called 'Yahoo Answers' as in yahoo answers your question. Do you understand
You have to solve the equation first yahoo answers-yahoo answers equals 0 to the power of 6 so the answer is yahoo questions
Of course the answer is W.
It is Yahoo Answers. - lovefrombadlandsV 14 Comments
Did you adopt your parents?
What you kept it a secret?...your parents are going to be mad if they get to know this
If you are sure 100 % adopted.. How did you know if someone didn't tell you were actually adopted? Dumbass
Yes your parents didn't know that - RoseCandyMusicV 9 Comments
That's actually really funny.
It depends on whether or not you are in love with a unicorn of course it's basic logic
I drank expired poison and I became a soda bottle. - floridiancat
It's actually a good question. - BlueberryCatfishV 8 Comments
I don't think its illegal if you name your dog anything but its illegal if you name it donald trump sweetheart
I don't know. Are you guilty of this terrible crime?
No but its illegal to name a movie after a dog, (Beethoven, I'm looking at you).
Yes, you will get a 3 million dollar fine. - lovefrombadlandsV 8 Comments
Hey! I'm Bill Cipher! Wanna learn about the MULTIVERSE?
Yes. They will invade Earth in 2080 but will be completely harmless because they are allergic to water.
Yeah they are and we just caught one its you
Yep - RoseCandyMusicV 4 Comments
Could it be the operator?
Just kill the mouse, It's family won't get revenge on you, helpless mouses. - funnyuser
God you people are stupid! Mouses are only on this world to eat cheese! Not control a computer!
I would ask Bill Gates for more info. - AL9JLV 7 Comments
I know the solution to your problem. I had this same problem as you a few years ago. It is simple really, all you have to do is follow a few steps: Make sure you have some towels nearby, as this might get a little messy. First, stick a pencil inside a strawberry and throw it at a wall. Then, take a lemon and put it on your forehead for 3 hours without moving. At this point you should start noticing some tusks forming. After that, you are going to want to grab one of your towels and wrap it around a squirrel with some whipped cream inside of it. Then, take a toaster and put your hand inside of it. Don't start it, because you could seriously hurt yourself, and we don't want that. Now, grab a rusty nail and step on it. Don't scream, you will have to start over. And we don't want that. We all want you to be "a greatest walrus". Don't worry, you will become a full walrus by next week. Have fun!
How is this a dumb question? This is a great question!
I think John Lennon asked this question. - MontyPython
Eat 1000 pounds of cake, then 300 more pounds. Then take some kitchen knives and stick em up your butt. Then you'll eventually crap out the words SCREW YOU! Then mutate so your penis goes on the wrong side. Then take a tire and put it on your head. Don't worry we are almost done. Hit yourself in the face with a hammer for 3 hours. Once you've done that sit in an electric chair for five hours. take a knife, and gouge your eyes out. Once u have your eyes shove em down your throat. And now for the final touch, jump off a cliff head first. Now you should be the greatest walrus. (You should look like this:💀)V 13 Comments
In mesa Arizona that would make you the chief of police
That's how you get a 'get out of jail free' card in Monopoly. - swagmaster97
This is funny... But so true
Only if you bring them coffee with itV 13 Comments
Only if they guy gets friendzoned - Yatagarasu
Yes - RoseCandyMusic
No they have to be BFF4L and to do that they need to surf on Pizza-Shaped Pieces of wood and then do a barrel roll. But fairy dust under your pillow tonight while putting a fork on your nighttand (any kind) then put any meat (or tofu as an alternitive, you can also use honey with chedder cheeze in it if you don't have meat or your a vegetarian) then slap a wall with a glove and say: BFF4L BFF4L be my BFF4L. I hope were friends by sunrise" 21-30 times (the more you say it ((even over 30,)) the more of a possability it'll work, and if it dose, youll be BBBFFF4LLL! I wish you the bet of luck ^-^
Only if they are wizards then they can make you smarter
This is a bad answer
The answer is yes and no. There is a country called america and there are two continents called North America and South America. Coincidentally, the country called america is in the continent called North America.
America is a city on the planet America.
No, The Americas are continents. And the country we live in is called the United States
No, it is a planet. - lovefrombadlandsV 14 Comments
Only if North Korea is the 52nd so the people have a chance of getting any food at all.
Ya, lets take over a country over 4 times our population with a military larger then our population for their style of food when we can just buy it.
Hey dude, take a grammar check... America is 2 continents and the United States is 1 country
yes please - BlueberryCatfishV 9 Comments
Everything is upside down in Australia, so it rains from the ground. - swagmaster97
Have you even heard of our floods?!
It's a Australian secret I shouldn't say anyone but I am saying you because you sound sweet yes it rains
YesV 3 Comments
Yes, they are all secret agents like those from mission impossible and are super ninjas because they are small; therefore they come with built in night vision.
Yeah, they are small so they need some kind of gear vision. They stole our glasses and cat's eyes and used them, so now they have to run away from humans and cats. But yeah, they have night vision - leah2006
Who ever asked the question is in deep kimchi and I will beat them with some kimchi
Only Swiss midgets.V 3 Comments
Ah, the classic "for a friend" advice solicitation. This poster may as well have picked the username "ChickenF*****2009. "
And the best part? The "Best Answer" voted by the Dips***erati does not include any variation of "don't f*** chickens, " but rather, "tell your friend to use protection when having intercourse with birds. "
Unfortunately, the follow-up query, "what kind of protection? " appears to be missing -- I haven't really read the fine print on condom wrappers for a while, but I don't seem to recall any particular brand being "beak-resistant. " (It's clearly an untapped market for a budding entrepreneur, though. )
Right, it was totally your friend who screwed a chicken. I believe you.
Oh yes, I've had sex with many chickens... Also, horses, balloons, Harry Potter, pillowcases and a lamp. Your mate is in for a big shock!
Yeah.. the last time I had sex with my chicken she ended up pregnant. - AL9JLV 4 Comments
I love the guy's description of his habits:
"I have around 15-20 orgasms a day. Sometimes I reach into the 30's. I do it a lot, but I really don't know how to stop. "
First off, 15 to 20 times a day shouldn't be humanly possible. You'd have to cut out some other major component of your life to have the time. Like eating. Or breathing. And maybe he will lose his precious before he hits 15 But for me, truly, this question rises into the pantheon when a female offers up the very first response:
"wow that's a lot I only have like 2 or 3"
Careful now. If you masturbate too much you'll get a big red penis blister - bobbythebrony
Yes, it wears you work harder, it has become an addiction, and a blister will appear.
Might have a heart attack from to much stimulation. But just a bit wont hurt, infarct, its works as a cardio workout - BlueberryCatfishV 3 Comments
It's a city in North America. Its just about a 10min drive from The Milky Way
It's not a country, Europe is a place that consists of loads of countries, like Britain, France, Spain, etc. It is no where near North America. I suggest you get of your iPhone and go to school.
Are you even serious? I hope the person who wrote this was 8 or younger, or I just lost faith in society. - Minecraftcrazy530
Its inside galaxyV 10 Comments
Yes, there are many universes in the thousands of other galaxies!
Galaxies are inside Universes!
Well, actually, atoms are mini universes so yes - Yatagarasu
No the sea exist in other galaxiesV 4 Comments
See this is how I picture math
Every math problem ever
A turtle is traveling at the speed of sound, he eats a banana, what movie did Fred watch on Netflix last night?
PARCC testing in a nutshell - YatagarasuV 19 Comments
No, I do not believe in goats... If you were to pay attention to school (this piece of information is told in kindergarden), teacher's would tell you that goats were only in fairy tails. Many people try to prove the existence of goats, but fail... So no, I don't believe in goats...
No but I believe in unicorns that poop out rainbows
I don't know do I?
No, they aren’t real. - lovefrombadlandsV 27 Comments
There are so many things wrong with this question. First off, not very Muslim is a terrorist. Secondly, why would a terrorist blow up famous artwork-the message wouldn't make sense. Also, the artist you're looking for is named Michelangelo.
Is it wrong that I laughed at this while I am a Muslim?
Infest? Don't they mean invade.
That booty doV 4 Comments
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