Dumbest Yahoo! Answers Questions

This is what happens when every one is given a net connection... When some weirdos are out there... but even that can have some positive implications... like now, this is whole lot of fun. Some stupid, some weird and some just plain dumb... Here are some amazing (of which only 40% can spell) people with special brains that have used Yahoo! Answers to make the world aware of their presence.

The Top Ten

1 How do you ask a question on yahoo answers?

I tell you when I find how to answer these yahoo answers...

Actually the person who asked this actually had a mental problem that which he could not remember stuff for long. So I feel bad for the person who asked this, and all the people on the question itself who answered this actually were serious. - floridiancat

Ya know I don't know I think you might though so maybe you could ask jeeves or something, or maybe you might want to post another question

Yeah, it's a dumb question. But there are many possible reasons behind this. Maybe the guy/gal tried to ask "how to ask a question properly". I mean you know there are lots of options for asking questions, adding details, expanding question, updating the question. Maybe he wanted to ask something like this. He may just asked his first question in rush. I don't know, but it may be this. Or he may be a mentally ill person. - zxm

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2 Can your baby get preganent if you have sex while preganent?

Sure... Its dangerous, though the baby can get preganent only if it's a female. If you suspect your baby is preganent try not to have sex again.. You run the risk of getting your baby's baby preganentand and that can lead to complications like an infinite loop... (We really need to make sure people are ready to be parents... WEIRDOS)

Sex is so interesting

Yes. Your baby will be pregnant and the other sperm will impregnate your babes baby and it will be a infinite circle. you will have great great great great great grey great great great grand children in about 6 weeks

If the baby is a girl - RoseCandyMusic

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3 How do I type?

All you gotta do is yell at the keyboard until it types something

Sweet Mother Mary McCartney, you just did to answer that boneheaded question!

I have no clue...

Put your head on the keyboard - RoseCandyMusic

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4 My printer won't print .gifs properly?

Oh, dear god... Of course they're not moving! You bought the wrong ink! The proper ink is sold at Gringott's Bank.

I'm sorry but we are not in Harry Potter.

Don't forget the cargo shorts, you need to be wearing cargo shorts.

Gifs didn't move if you print it - RoseCandyMusic

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5 Does looking at a picture of the sun hurt your eyes?

Yes, pictures of the sun radiate harmful like just like the sun itself. put one in your rrom on a dark night for light

Yes, if it is enchanted by a wizard or witch at Hogwarts with a spell that makes things ridiculsly bright and shiny. If it is, expect to find glowing radars shining out of the screen and glowing. - leah2006

Sure if you look at it close enough. - funnyuser

LOL this made me laugh!

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6 Is this a question?

Is this an answer

No. It's a holographic time lapse of the rainbow-unicorn wormhole effect on Justin Timberlake.

Yes! What else would it be? (I just asked a question) - cosmo

No that is an answer - RoseCandyMusic

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7 Help! I cannot take off my mother's bra and she's gonna be home in 5 minutes!!! The mirror doesn't help much!?

What the hell are you doing with your mother's bra?

If that's a boy that's hilarious.

First of all, why is she (at least, I hope it's a she) wearing her mothers bra in the first place? That's just messed up. Second of all, how would you have the time to type that, and then expect people to answer the question in the span of 5 minutes (by then, it would actually be less). This is the stupidest question on this list. - Minecraftcrazy530

LOL!

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8 Why are the holes in cats fur always in the right places for there eyes?

What has this world come to...

There are no holes! Those are balls. Are if there was holes, the cats were shy and were too scared of showing the spots to anybody so they put their eyes in it so nobody will notice their holes - leah2006

This is really stoopid but still

I don't know - RoseCandyMusic

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9 Is this planet called Earth? I'm confused.

Are you an alien?

I think the only living being that would ask a question as stupid and counterintuitive as this would be an alien. If you are not an alien and you inquire what our planet is called, you quite possibly have serious mental issues and need to have your IQ tested. I can feel mine dropping right now just reading this question. - RockFashionista

You just answered the question dummy!

No this is the planet mars - RoseCandyMusic

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10 Is it okay to shove pizza up my butt for revenge on my mom?

Only on the weekends

No. You have to shove it up her butt.

Yes. Enjoy farting out pepperoni.

Why not, it will make her question your metal capacity - Lucretia

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The Contenders

11 I sold my only car to help pay for gas money, but now gas has come down in price. how do i get my car back?

I tried to contact this guy but it seems he also sold his computer to help pay for internet connection...

Hmm... Tried calling him, but it sees he sold his phone to pay for phone bills and doesn't have a landline...

I think the second one is worse because the first one is due to ignorance and this one is due to lack of common sense.

Steal the car - RoseCandyMusic

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12 Is justin bieber the 5th beatle?

A loss of some faith on humanity right on the spot. - zam67

Yes, he's the backup singer for Ringo. - swagmaster97

This question is insulting to the Beatles. - Minecraftcrazy530

Yes he was a baby when he was on The Beatles - RoseCandyMusic

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13 Can a dog get pregnant from sperm from a human because when I wasn't home my boyfriend got horny and had sex with my dog and i think shes pregnant... is that possible?

Seriously... Okay that's just Sick! No your dog can NOT get pregnant. They don't share the same DNA, but I would get your boyfriend check. Something is honestly wrong with him... Poor Dog :/

Yes its possible. I've had sex with many dogs... also cats unicorns Miley Cyrus 3 elephants and an oak tree

I have the same problem

The boyfriend is crazy (claps) - RoseCandyMusic

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14 Help I Accidentally Built a Shelf?

Oh my gosh I can just imagine this scenario.

Guy is on the internet, blacks out and wakes up with a hammer in his hand and a shelf.

LMFAO.

This one is legend now

Really man? That wood could've built a birdhouse and you waste it on a shelf? Damn your accidents. - Puga

How is this a question? I mean, it's a statement rather - Lucretia

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15 I was bitten by a totrtoise when i was a lad...can i eat orange now?

You kids where do you come with such stuff... Rather GOD where do you find such nuts

No. It's a well known fact that tortoises have chlorophosphific acid in their saliva, a compound, that for unknown reasons reacts violently with orange juice. So unless you want your body to spontaneously combust, it is strongly recommended that you stay away from any orange products. - monney30P

Find out by eating a orange now. Or hire a servant that was bitten by a tortoise to try eating oranges. Or else ask Harry Potter or Hermione Granger to do a spell on you so that you can eat oranges without any worry. - leah2006

Oh my god oh my god oh my god. THIS MAN NEEDS TO SEE A DOCTOR RIGHT NOW. HE IS GOING TO DIE, THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
KNOCK THE ORANGE JUICE OUT OF HIS HAND.

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16 If the Big Bang really happened, why are there no pictures of it?

Scientists were to busy posting selfies

The Big Bang was very camera shy. Scientists could not get it to stand still.

This was very entertaining.

Because there was no humans? - Lucretia

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17 8=====D is this a shovel or crying smiley face? So confused?

It could be... But it could be a lot of other things too...

It must be a shovel because you can't cry while smiling. Or you would eat your tears. People cry before they smile.

Nope for my logic of deez nuts that's a penis - CerealGuy

Its deez nuts. - Catacorn

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18 How do I spell "monkey?"

My knee wont grow is that a problem?

Do you mean lugubrious?

Its spelled Monkey

Yay you just did

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19 Why am I here?

Well...when a mummy and a daddy love each other very much. THEY ADOPT. - swagmaster97

Where do we come from, Why are we here, where do we go when we die? What lies beyond, and what lay before, is anything certain in life? - IronSabbathPriest

Actually this is a fair question from a philosophical view. Why did it have to be that a certain combination and arrangement of genes, etc, to form you and not someone else?

Your mom and dad uses a spell to made you - RoseCandyMusic

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20 How do you breathe?

You are alive how?

No guys, a plant is smarter than this guy

Do you even breathe bro? - CerealGuy

Get of your oxgen and inhale, exhale... - Lucretia

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