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141 How do I turn on a a light I just got on and it's on my floor not working?

The reason why it's not on is because you have no brain you can probobly buy one at the brain store

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142 How do you know someone is stupid?

First you hit them in the head, then you see if they come after you. If they don't they are stupid. If they do and you just stay put, congrats you are the stupid one, if you run from them, well it looks that you have a chance of surviving.

Aren't you being stupid right now? - cosmo

If they're exactly like you, you'll know.

How stupid are you

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143 How do you get spaghetti stains out of underwear?

Are you sure it's spaghetti stain?

He/She was probably eating spaghetti in his underwear? You never know!

So what your telling me is you got yourself some spaghetti with no pants just underwear yeah you got problems

It won't come out. If you want to avoid this situation again, try buying a table.

Get a hand full of spaghetti and stuff it down your pants

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144 Why is my friend being attitude?

Because you are emotion, your other friend is jealousy, so s/he didn't have a choice.

Maybe because you are to emotion.

Poor attitude... she's getting replaced by your friend

Go best friend That's my best friend

145 Why is Tom Wilton so hardcore?
146 Why did Edward steal my girl?

I'm confused are we talking about Edward from Fullmetal Alchemist or Edward from Twilight or some other Edward I don't know about? All these. comments are confusing me! Everyone is talking about different Edwards!

He never stole Winry. He doesn't even know who you are.

Because he lovers her? I don't know. Winry wasn't yours to begin with.


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147 Do you think there should be more movies made in your country?

Yes because big bird taught the hulk how to EXPLODE

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148 I am convinced that I am a potato.

If you potato you wouldn't typed this question by your fingers is ripped out of your body... Smug

Do you taste delicious? - Ziffe

Would you like copy's of your self? I want chips now.

I really want french fries now

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149 If dinosaurs where killers why don't we have no videos of them killing each other?

Because the dinosaurs wiped out all technology because they thought that the technology was a threat to them. so basically th dinosaurs killed the technology.

If you want a video so bad what didn't you make one huh

Because they killed Hollywood.

They were too shy.

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150 Why do dogs always lick their private parts?

Good question. Do you lick your private parts? I hope not. Use toilet paper instead

Well it is gross but its just what dogs do to stay clean and healthy

It's their form of masturbation and blow job. You should try it on yourself and tell me how it goes. - Mcgillacuddy

They do it to stay clean. - Catacorn

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151 If Sebastian = 5 is the earth rotating around America?

Only if the Earth is called Paul.

Only if America is eating pizza from Dunkin donuts and the earth is close to the sun and if your on the moon without a helmet

God you Americans, you think the Earth revolves around you!

Well since Sebastian means MorbidCannibalSlayer, the answer is no - TwilightKitsune

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152 "Who would win?"

Who would win what, you dummy.

Probably not you.

I think he means the animal fighting show and book

Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump

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153 What does Blossom mean?

That's not dumb. Maybe (s)he didn't know much English. Because (s)he wasn't English.

Exactly, this isn't dumb. Maybe she/he is a foreigner. Dumb Americans always expect everyone to know their language!

It means Commander and the leader. Watch PowerPuff girls - mayamanga

When a lot of flowers are on a bush

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154 My pregnant wife wants to eat her uterus, but we are vegetarians? Is it bad if she does?

How in the hell is she supposed to do that

Just stick a carrot in her vagina and she should be good to eat it.

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155 What is the best product for getting semen out of my cat's fur?

This isn't a dumb question - JaysTop10List

Use Armor All and Pine Sol - Mcgillacuddy

Shave your cat instead

Eww was your cat in the heat of the moment when you had sex?

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156 Ok, so how do I type using the keyboard on my lappy

Smack your head on the laptop first then type

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157 Can you have sex with flowers? If so can you impregnate them?

Yes I have sex once with a cactus but it felt...that I'm pr*ck now - CerealGuy

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158 Someone in our class is addicted to grass, flowers and cows, do you think he has a chance of getting a girl?

No. Cows aren't that attractive. Unless you're class is full of cows.

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159 How much of water is celery?

How much of celery is water?

This is not dumb at all - Jasonkiller112

160 What's Yahoo! Answers? V 2 Comments
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