You ask Siri any question but because Siri is now an arse, she would probably give you answers like these...
1 Is there anything new happening now? - Well, you're asking and I'm answering and somewhere on the internet, some one has made a list on TheTopTens
2 Show me location for Argos. - Here, lemme ring a taxi for a minute... Oh wait, it turns out I'm not a GPS.
3 What's on Twitch right now? - Just a bunch of horny teenagers in the chat on a livestream featuring an attention seeking w*****.
4 Recommend me some movies I can watch - Sorry, I don't look like the person who tells which movies you should or shouldn't watch. I'm a phone, not a movie junkie.
5 What is the exact temperature of Venus? - Here, let me call NASA for a second.... Ok, it's too f*****g hot!
6 What's 9+10? - Do I really have to do this again?
No, Siri could overload with answers, being split between 19 and twenty-wan, and "tragically" break! - Turkeyasylum
Do I have to explain further? 9+10=19 WHY THE HECK DO YOU THINK IT IS 21?
7 Search up Christopher Colombus? - He is an imposter and liar who made slaves and is somehow praised by fellow Americans. There is a reason why USA is hated by so many countries
8 What weather is it today? - Are you kidding me!? Go outside, just because I have the source of everything does not mean that it goes to lazy people!
Something to get you off your backside, even if it's raining. - PositronWildhawk
9 What time is it it the USA? - I don't know, go travel there, oh wait....
I reccomend that you don't travel there.
10 Where is the nearest cake shop? - Sorry to say but the cake is a lie.
11 What does pineapple mean - you think I'm that stupid, I'm not acting like an idiot you should know
12 How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? - *Yawn* I think I’ve answered this before.