Top Ten Dumbfounded Things to Read In an Instruction Manual
The Top Ten
1 We will be aware when you draw very bad portraits of penises around this manual.
2 In case of any further help, fold the manual to put it in a bottle and throw it in a nearby river. Hopefully, it can contact us later.
3 WARNING: May contain illegal substances of weed and cocaine. We know you've ordered this delivery of drugs but I just want to let you know in case you got cocky when the police will come here to arrest you.
4 Check the box for any signs of mice, it has been seven years since you've ordered this product and we had troubles of delivery due to oil boundaries and arguments
5 Not recommended for people who are going to be bored with it in less than eight seconds of playtime. No wonder you're boring.
Damn, I have other things on my mind!
6 If at any moment you want to sell this, please remind us quickly
7 This is not made for edible purposes so don't have it with a side of dip and fried chips.
8 Get an adult to do this part, I don't trust kids and/or the package you brought was a huge pink dildo
9 Step 1: Ask someone to do this because I don't know. The only instruction I had was that it's a manufacture plastic.
10 Batteries not included, no seriously, I forgot to put it in the package
The Contenders
11 It is advisable for you to be two people during this process
12 Real men don't need instruction manuals
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