Top 10 Easiest Ways to Get Fired from Your Job

The Top Ten

1 Sleep with the Boss' Husband/Wife in Front of Them

2 Destroy the Building

3 Run Around Naked in the Building

4 Say "I Just Got the Best Product Ever from Our Main Competitor"!

5 Be Annoying

6 Use Bad Grammar

7 Never Show Up to Work Ever

8 Constantly Insult the Boss in Front of Him/Her

9 Embarrass the Company

10 Do Graffiti on the Building and Say It Was You

The Contenders

11 Call Them a Bad Word

12 Cheat with the Boss's Spouse

13 Steal the Cash in the Cash Register

14 Not Obey Every New SJW Rule

15 Fart in Public

16 Use Bad Manners

17 Do No Work

18 Leave a Mess

19 Not Show Up on Time

20 Be Uninterested in Your Job

21 Sleep on the Job

22 Act Spoiled

23 Be Lazy

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