Top 10 Easy Ways to Piss Off Americans

I'm an American myself and allow me to say, Americans are really easy to piss off.

The Top Ten

1 Be really racist
2 Sing a song in the worst voice possible as loud as you can

This can be done from any music genre but in a really irritating voice really loudly not specifically metal.

"No I mean in an irritating voice loudly." Repeat: Business as usual for most of what is labeled "metal."

You mean like metal.

But it's metal's modus operandi. Standard operating procedure. Business as usual. Capice?

No I mean in a like irritating voice loudly, say I sing something like Rap God in a annoying voice loudly it isn't always Metal nuisance.

3 Make really terrible puns or unfunny jokes
4 Make Fun of America

This is a big one almost every American will get mad if someone insults or makes fun of America.

5 Drive really slowly 

True. My Dad can get really pissed off when there's that elderly person driving as slow as a slug on the road. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

6 Misspell the easiest words to spell
7 Mispronounce the simplest words
8 Not do what is asked of you at work
9 Judge religion

I don't judge religion but when people do a lot of Americans aren't well too mirth about it.

10 Call them Mexican

The Contenders

11 Call them Donald Trump

My friends and I, we always insult each other with the rudest things we can possibly think of for fun.My friend called me trump and I was actually offended. - AnonymousChick

12 Spit in someone's face when they're talking
13 Joke about something serious
14 Joke About 9/11

So true..

15 Disrespect the U.S. Flag

This. I've seen cars that have an American flag bumper sticker but it's turned upside down (on purpose of course. and don't tell me they don't know what the U.S. flag looks like. Bull crap). Pisses me off big time. Like, you're here in our country, enjoying what it has to offer and you don't even have enough decency to respect us? Get out then, if you hate America so much.

16 Claim They Have an Accent
17 Joke about the holocaust

You'll get instant death threats.

18 Give them a spelling test and grade them "F" for American English.
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