Top 10 Easy Ways to Piss Off Americans

BoredJeff02
I'm an American myself and allow me to say, Americans are really easy to piss off.

The Top Ten

1 Sing a song in the worst voice possible as loud as you can

This can be done from any music genre but in a really irritating voice really loudly not specifically metal. - BoredJeff02

"No I mean in an irritating voice loudly." Repeat: Business as usual for most of what is labeled "metal."

But it's metal's modus operandi. Standard operating procedure. Business as usual. Capice?

No I mean in a like irritating voice loudly, say I sing something like Rap God in a annoying voice loudly it isn't always Metal nuisance. - BoredJeff02

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2 Make really terrible puns or unfunny jokes
3 Be really racist
4 Drive really slowly 

True. My Dad can get really pissed off when there's that elderly person driving as slow as a slug on the road. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

5 Misspell the easiest words to spell
6 Mispronounce the simplest words
7 Not do what is asked of you at work
8 Judge religion

I don't judge religion but when people do a lot of Americans aren't well too mirth about it. - BoredJeff02

9 Spit in someone's face when they're talking
10 Joke about something serious

The Contenders

11 Make Fun of America
12 Call them Mexican
13 Call them Donald Trump

My friends and I, we always insult each other with the rudest things we can possibly think of for fun.My friend called me trump and I was actually offended. - AnonymousChick

14 Joke About 9/11 V 1 Comment
15 Disrespect the U.S. Flag

This. I've seen cars that have an American flag bumper sticker but it's turned upside down (on purpose of course. and don't tell me they don't know what the U.S. flag looks like. Bull crap). Pisses me off big time. Like, you're here in our country, enjoying what it has to offer and you don't even have enough decency to respect us? Get out then, if you hate America so much. - eventer51314

16 Claim They Have an Accent
17 Joke about the holocaust

You'll get instant death threats.

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