Top Ten Effective Ways to Petrify Little Children In the Dentist's Waiting Room

The Top Ten
1 Go in, looking normal. Come out with fake blood in your mouth and act like you can't move your jaws.

Let them see it from all angles. But if you laugh, you give it away. So don't.

2 Come in dressed as a nurse, wielding a chainsaw and grinning sadistically at the children.

They would not even think it's real. I would not think it's real and I'm a child

3 Tell them that if the dentist doesn't stick a spiked drill down your throat before you're 10, you will die.
4 Park a hearse outside and bring in an empty coffin.
5 Tell them how you lost your brother to the dentist.

And lost his middle finger to the tip of my eyebrows

6 Come out, cupping your lips and holding a jar full of bloody teeth.
7 Come out balancing a syringe on your gum, acting like it's stuck there.
8 Tell them how the process gets exponentially more painful as you get older.

At first, orthodontic treatment can be painful, but then your mouth eventually gets used to the pain, especially if you've had oral surgery in the past (like me) and everything becomes almost painless.

That's actually the opposite for me.

9 Casually mention that there's no anesthetic

"Oh, you didn't know? No, no, they haven't used anaesthetic since one patient slipped into a coma and died. Still, which you rather have, eh? Really, really REALLY painful treatment for half an hour or death for the rest of your life,.. ? "

10 Jump up behind them with a long needle.
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