Top Ten Elaborate Things You Might Do If You Met a Popular TopTenner In Person

Smallprint: if you do anything on my level of weird to me IRL, I'll assume that you saw this list.
The Top Ten
1 Pretend you know them from a previous point in their lives, as one of their biggest fans, and use that as an excuse to follow them everywhere they go and take forced selfies with them

Hi Spencer! Remember me? I was in your sixth grade class once! There was this one time where you and I...

Remember when you watched fall off of a cliff?

There's so many things wrong with this...

2 Buy them the ten items from their remix of worst items of a certain category, and tell them to preserve them in quarantine and treat them with the utmost respect they can muster
3 Ask for a signed copy of their "Interesting Facts About Me" List as a published book

Because that's what I love to do all the day Sir or Madam. Writing facts about myself and making it public for no reason keeps me in high spirits and makes me feel like a celebrity.

Dear Sir or Madam, will you read my list? It took me seconds to write, won't that take the piss?
It's based on a list by a Tenner named me, and I crave attention, so I cannot be a paperback writer.

4 Ask them for help with your homework, which somehow involves them making a list about your unquestionable excellence

I would do this.

5 Record their voice and use it to hack into a voice-recognising government computer
6 Buy two plane tickets to Moscow and take them there to make love on Putin's desk under a pile of peanuts
7 Follow them and document their everyday behaviours to see whether there is any noticeable difference between their psychology and that of a non-listmaker

Maybe we are all part of a large experiment.

8 Quiz them about what they know about the personal lives of other TopTenners
9 Try to impress them with your story about how being aroused by a documentary on Irish castles led you to discover TheTopTens

That's a fetish I haven't heard of!

10 Unicycle around them while whistling their favourite song backwards

Do I count as popular? I don't think so, but my favourite song has a hidden message when played backwards. Musically, not just lyrically.

My favourite song sounds highly amusing when played in reverse.

If their favourite song is Revolution 9...

The Contenders
11 Say Hello (Insert top Tenner's username)
12 Celebrate by each making another stupid pointless and annoying list
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