Top Ten Elaborate Thoughts Which Are Most Likely to Be Going Through Nigel Farage's Mind

The Top Ten

1 THEY SHALL BOW BEFORE ME!

2 'Tis a pity that we'll lose our spiciest foreigners.

It is indeed sad that he would use said terminology. But that's not the half of it.

3 It just struck me that my wife talks a similar funny talk.

4 The party's getting lucky. So now's not the best time to come out.

5 It's amazing that they seem to think we know how to cut taxes.

You do it with scissors on every receipt in the country, right?

6 I can greatly see into the beautifully human souls of the Millibands.

7 I'm pretty sure propaganda and paranoia are much the same thing.

8 The fluffy pink bunnies are all around me...

9 Defense spending is what they call it...

10 A plane full of immigrants! Pow-pow-pow-pow!

This is the most likely one. What a wally he is.

The Contenders

11 Time to submit my article to Nature: Migration to and from the Local Pub, As Well As the Impact of Westminster Immigrants

12 I am a frog. I must lick my eyeballs.

13 Croak.

14 First the locals, then the entire country...

15 Remind me to invite Mr. Juncker for drinks

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