Top Ten Most Elaborate Ways to Catch an Insect In Your HomePositronWildhawk Insects were born on this planet to be ANNOYING! When you have a fly rushing about your house, the things that rush through your head in terms of ways to catch them are so elaborate they're unreal. So I made a list about it. Enjoy. Side note: I am NOT a crackpot. Honest.
The Top Ten
A great, ideal, genius way to catch them; at a minor cost compared with all that bug spray. - PositronWildhawk
An insect has befouled my house, better blow it up! - CityGuru
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Your gonna find a lot of animal corpses on your floor by your walls...
*Sigh* if only I could vote for them all...
It's foolproof! You can get rid of any pest problem in a matter of seconds! - PositronWildhawk
Really foolproof, I must say. - Kiteretsunu
Well, you'll kill more than your bugs... - funnyuser
Careful when opening the door. You may get a small spark... - PositronWildhawk
What if it flies out of the window just in the nick of time? Lol I guess you need to go to plan #2674124679074255. - BlueTopazIceVanilla
Britgirl, if you lived in mosquito heaven where I come from, you'd have no such qualms! - PetSounds
This is MEAN! I cannot watch such a little innocent creature being destroyed, especially this way. So I have to leave the room. - Britgirl
I'd only do this because, I hate flies, but spiders are fine. And spiders are fine because, to any arachnophobes reading this, I DON'T live in the Loonga-Loonga Jungle. - PositronWildhawk
Yeah... You're going to manage that perfectly well... - PositronWildhawk
Better yet, a bazooka!
That has a 0.00000000000000001% chance of working, so try your luck! …and your insurance company's phone number, because the house isn't going to look the best after you kill that bug… - BlueTopazIceVanilla
And maybe go out for lunch instead of... Eating that... - PositronWildhawk
Be sure not to leave it in the fridge, so the insects can access it. - Turkeyasylum
I live in mosquito heaven as well, Minnesota. - CityGuru
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2. Electrify every wall in your house
3. Use a high suction vacuum airlock to remove all oxygen from the house