Top Ten Most Elaborate Ways to Catch an Insect In Your Home
Insects were born on this planet to be ANNOYING! When you have a fly rushing about your house, the things that rush through your head in terms of ways to catch them are so elaborate they're unreal. So I made a list about it. Enjoy. Side note: I am NOT a crackpot. Honest.A great, ideal, genius way to catch them; at a minor cost compared with all that bug spray.
Your gonna find a lot of animal corpses on your floor by your walls...
It's foolproof! You can get rid of any pest problem in a matter of seconds!
Well, you'll kill more than your bugs...
Really foolproof, I must say.
Careful when opening the door. You may get a small spark...
This is MEAN! I cannot watch such a little innocent creature being destroyed, especially this way. So I have to leave the room.
I'd only do this because, I hate flies, but spiders are fine. And spiders are fine because, to any arachnophobes reading this, I DON'T live in the Loonga-Loonga Jungle.
Yeah... You're going to manage that perfectly well...
Better yet, a bazooka!
Be sure not to leave it in the fridge, so the insects can access it.
And maybe go out for lunch instead of... Eating that...