Most Elaborate Yet Worthy Forms of RevengeYou want to get even with someone. There are many elaborate ways to do so, but all of those listed will definitely be worth it.
The Top Ten
I am concerned for the person who wrote this list...
I can only imagine the reaction... From the police! Laugh out loud! - PositronWildhawk
Don't be. I'll only do this to my younger brother. Fourteen years' worth of vengeance debt to pay off. - PositronWildhawk
Oh, this is going too far! You should be ashamed of yourself. You're really quite shifty when you want to be and I thought you were a nice, gentle person...
Now I finished talking to myself I can tell you, positronWildhawk, that this list is so funny! I like the idea of this one A LOT!
Insert evil, manic laughter here... - Britgirl
PositronWildhawk, just because my cheating boyfriend has gone missing, you automatically think the worst! - Britgirl
Britgirl, I'm only going to ask. Did you just go ahead and do that? And who did you do it to? - PositronWildhawk
So when s/he gets out of the bath, trouble will start for him/her. - Kiteretsunu
Wondering why it's so tangy? - PositronWildhawk
Ouch! That's got to hurt! - Wolftail
S/he would be quite perplexed, I'm sure. - PositronWildhawk
After everything that's happened in my life, I might just do this. - Rocko
Who thought of this? This is awesome. - funnyuser
I like this one. I might just try it. But chloroform may work better in this case. - PositronWildhawk
I know someone that will jump out of their skin. - funnyuser
I did this, and it didn't work. They thanked me for doing this GODDAMIT! - SomeOrdinaryGamr
YES! Also I hate this guy.
See how the cops like it, eh?
Uh-oh. - PositronWildhawk