Most Elaborate Yet Worthy Forms of Revenge

You want to get even with someone. There are many elaborate ways to do so, but all of those listed will definitely be worth it.

The Top Ten

1 Give him/her a powerful anaestetic while s/he's asleep and amputate his/her arm

Dear Anonymous,
Don't be. I'll only do this to my younger brother. Fourteen years' worth of vengeance debt to pay off.

I can only imagine the reaction... From the police! Laugh out loud!

I am concerned for the person who wrote this list...

2 Pour superglue into his/her bath water just before s/he gets in

Oh, this is going too far! You should be ashamed of yourself. You're really quite shifty when you want to be and I thought you were a nice, gentle person...

Now I finished talking to myself I can tell you, positronWildhawk, that this list is so funny! I like the idea of this one A LOT!

Insert evil, manic laughter here...

PositronWildhawk, just because my cheating boyfriend has gone missing, you automatically think the worst!

Britgirl, I'm only going to ask. Did you just go ahead and do that? And who did you do it to?

However long it takes them to realise, it'll be hilarious! And don't forget the video camera!

3 Place a few wasps in his/her sandwich

Wondering why it's so tangy?

4 Put a running meat blender in the lucky dip

Ouch! That's got to hurt!

5 Sprinkle gunpowder in their fireplace before they light it

6 Put TNT behind their toilet set to go off just before they flush

7 Replace their mattress with a vat of quicksand and cover with a bedsheet

8 Leave a fake message from the bank saying they closed his/her account for classified government reasons

S/he would be quite perplexed, I'm sure.

9 Give Him/Her Anesthetic And Put Him/Her In A Locked Coffin To Make Him/Her Think He/She Has Been Buried Alive.

After everything that's happened in my life, I might just do this.

Who thought of this? This is awesome.

I like this one. I might just try it. But chloroform may work better in this case.

10 Leave a blow-up doll of his/her boy/girlfriend in his bed with fake blood and a model of a giant tarantula

I know someone that will jump out of their skin.

The Contenders

11 Register his/her mail on a gay/lesbian porn site

I did this, and it didn't work. They thanked me for doing this GODDAMIT!

12 Trick him/her into listening to Justin Bieber

YES! Also I hate this guy.

13 Make a clamp out of wood and put it on his/her car

14 Place a miniature landmine in his/her shoe

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