Top Ten Elaborate Yet Worthy Things to Do to a Stupidly Parked CarWhen people park like arseholes, you want nothing but to avenge your parking space. So may you get some ideas from this list. Enjoy!
The Top Ten
Ha! Or, cover it in those bumper stickers Sheldon hated in the last episode of season 4 I think it was. - IronSabbathPriest
What if it's in the middle of the car park? - Puga
That would be so funny!
Ha! How cheeky =) - keycha1n
Knowing how squeamish I am, I'd throw a fit and start having a seizure and call the cops and faint and basically die. - ToptenPizza
Car owner : "Did someone spill some apple juice or what? Let's touch it, smell it, and see it for myself." - Kiteretsunu
That would surely get them mad! - Guitar_Solo_Freak
Aw man that is vicious! - keycha1n
I would probably put the missing W in. - PositronWildhawk
Maybe you can ask for a shrubbery, since they can drive for it. - PositronWildhawk