Top Ten Most Elaborate Yet Worthy Ways To Find Out Someone's Secret

Curiousity killed the cat, but that never meant it wasn't daring. Use that as a motivational motto.

The Top Ten

1 For every time they don't tell you, put a spider down the back of their necks.

Yes. Just yes. I would say that this would count as overreacting. - PositronWildhawk

Haha nice way to discover something! - HezarioSeth

Hehe...this sounds so effective, considering how many people are afraid of spiders - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

What did you get me for my birthday?
Oh, nothing.
Eek! - CityGuru

2 Implant a microchip designed to read brain activity.

As they walk around thinking strange things like "I like my coffee black. But nobody will know, as I can deal with white! Yowl! " - PositronWildhawk

Oh, I already have one of these babies implanted. So you know I only tell the truth. Go on; ask me anything you like... - Britgirl

One for that mean brother. - funnyuser

OK then Britgirl. My question is, if you know it's there, what the hell are you going to do?!?! - PositronWildhawk

3 Rent a spy satellite to watch them.

Means I won't be able to buy that Koenigsegg I wanted, but worth it if you're that curious. - PositronWildhawk

Is that even legal? - BlueTopazIceVanilla

This is lolzo funny, Pstrhawk! Risible, elaborate list... - HezarioSeth

4 Fill the water supply with truth serum and ask them when you next see them.

But I suppose you'd have to get your water from elsewhere. Before cops ask anything. - PositronWildhawk

I wonder what the world would become if we put the truth serum in all the water supplies of the world... - Kiteretsunu

5 Clone yourself and make your clone follow them everywhere.

This may actually work if you want to build on a relationship with them. But will eventually be awkward. Especially if there was a certain chemistry between them. - PositronWildhawk

6 Follow them with a remote control spyplane.

This will look bizarre, and some might say kooky, I'm sure. - PositronWildhawk

7 Attach a camera probe to their clothes.

If this doesn't discover anything, you probably don't want to know their secret. - PositronWildhawk

8 Train yours or their pets to give you information.

Cats work best for this. Quick, agile flies upon the wall. But they charge you in bacon by the hour. - PositronWildhawk

9 Form an army of random people.

You'll come across as a nutcase, but remember, they're strangers, and they don't know you, so don't care about what they think. - PositronWildhawk

Yeah. Never going to see them again - CityGuru

10 Challenge them to a boxing duel; if you win, they have to tell you.

Wear a helmet. Always wear a helmet. - PositronWildhawk

This is the only reasonable thing on this list. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

The Contenders

11 Pay their parents to spy on them and then tell you
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Top Remixes

1. For every time they don't tell you, put a spider down the back of their necks.
2. Implant a microchip designed to read brain activity.
3. Rent a spy satellite to watch them.


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