Top Ten Electus Puns

The Top Ten

1 There was a guy Drowning at the beach. I was going to save him but then I realized I was a misanthrope

2 Be True to yourself, that means you should stop looking like a rat that just had a bad day.

3 I just found the Missing Pieces to the map of The Shrine of Azura. I just love Skyrim!

4 I just had one of the weirdest Lucid Dreams ever. I was on an Island of Elves and they were beating me to death with a dildo bat.

5 The possibilities are Limitless when it comes to you finding ways of screwing things up for me!

6 Can we just Seize The Day to remind that you were a ginormous idiot?

7 Before I let you one this medication, this will have side effects of Auditory Hallucinations and constant Lucid Dreaming.

8 You & Me are both literally Cynical to everyone. Can we be friends?

9 Look, I know I Don't Belong Here but Before I Leave This World to Another world, I just want to say that I hope an asteroid crashes and you all die

10 Let's just say that this may not be In Motion but.... Oh wait, it is actually. I wasted your time!

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