Top 10 Embarrassing Confessions Made by AlphaQ

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The Top Ten

1 I’ve had my first kiss at 10

I haven't even had mine yet. Not that I want it to happen.

Wow

2 I’ve had my hair get set on fire 3 times

Thanks to my fat older Brother who’s an insane idiot who’s out of his mind.

I feel sorry for you! I thought your brother should be more mature than you since he's older! He's a mental fat idiot!

Ouch.

3 He had to wear a wedding dress to school once

Whoever put this here I don't know how you know this because not many people know I've done this.

Why?

4 I have an embarrassing tattoo of a watermelon on my chest

I don't want to get tattoos.

5 I have a huge fear of hornets

Same

6 I have been in numerous quad accidents

Thankfully they’re not serious ones.

7 I have almost drowned 6 times

Twice in 2014, once in 2015 and 3 times in 2017. And once this year so make it 7.

Good thing you're safe.

8 For every 5 pranks I pull, I get pranked 3 times

I have gotten pranked before and I’m not afraid to admit it.

9 I smoked weed once because I thought it was a cucumber

I just... can't even begin to comprehend the thought process behind this

Why do you want to smoke a cucumber, what was it a live goal?

So you wanted to smoke a cucumber?

How would you smoke a cucumber?

10 I’ve accidentally played my music out loud during class

Because I love rap you already know the teachers’ reactions.

Same but that was when I tried to headphone prank people. :P

I always “accidentally” unplug my earbuds when I listen to my favorite song.

The Contenders

11 I’m an insomniac

I know, that's happened to me a lot in the last 6 months.

Oh...that's not good :(

12 I’ve fallen victim to my own pranks pretty often

It’s pretty laughable but it’s true. I still I’ve pranks and thankfully this happens more rarely.

13 He's extremely ticklish