Top Ten Embarrassing Confessions Made by Popular TopTenners

I thought it would be interesting to post this. Any other confessions may be uploaded by any other members.

The Top Ten

1 I have a stocky Irish maths teacher. Behind his back, I refer to him as "The Lardy Leprechaun" instead of his real name. (PositronWildhawk)

As far as I know, he hasn't found out. And I'm glad about that, as I have no desire for him to know. - PositronWildhawk

If I were you, I would hope that he isn't reading this. laugh out loud. - Alpha101

What a clever name to call him. Hilarious. - Pegasister12

Haha! I'm going to tell him! You never know, Lardy Lepechaun may have his own name for you... - Britgirl

2 When I was 10, I was at a restaurant with family, and saw my male cousin with my female cousin. I wanted to surprise her and I punched her in the back. It turned out to be another woman. (keyson)

Oh my gosh! This is hilarious! What happened? - gemcloben

If this happened to me I would die. - ToptenPizza

Yep, I'm favouriting this. - IronSabbathPriest

3 I once did the mouth gesture for fellatio in class. The teacher saw me and had to tell me what it meant. (lovemusic)
4 I used to download a bunch of Miley Cyrus bangerz. (JaysTop10List)

Yeah, bud, you aren't that cool for that. But you're still cool. - PositronWildhawk

Dude! - Therandom

5 I was at a birthday party with friends and we all crammed into a photo booth before I totally peed myself. (MoldySock)
6 I have a huge crush on Lord Lloyd Webber. (Britgirl)

This is quite scary. - PositronWildhawk

Oh, I'm so jealous now! - keyson

7 A girl borrowed a camera from the teacher and forgot to give it back. I joked that she would go to jail. She thought I was being serious and started crying. (Ajkloth)

That sounds like something that would happen to me. - MoldySock

PLOT TWIST! The teacher is actually on this website, looking at this with shame. Her name is NintendoROCK3T. JUST KIDDING - NintendoROCK3T

How is that even funny

8 I gave false information about a transfer student to the school staff and got him suspended for three days. (Kiteretsunu)

For three days? I only got suspended for one. I don't wanna talk about it. - ethanmeinster

He must hate you. - ToptenPizza

Three days? that's all? I have been suspended for five - Nateawesomeness

9 Doesn't know how to ride a bike yet (Puga)

I can't ride a bike yet, either. My parents said they would teach me how soon. Though a lot of boys in my class can ride a bike. Heck, one even knows how to drive a car! - MLPFan

Wow. You're not alone, Puga. Me and my sister can't ride a bike either. Well, just gotta wait for our driver's licenses then! - ModernSpongeBobSucks

I just can't do it. Whenever I try I just have to get off because I think I'm going to fall. Besides, walking is better. - purpleyoshi98

I fell off and split my chin in first grade, since then I haven't gotten back on. - keycha1n

10 I actually like the song "Baby" by Justin Bieber (NintendoROCK3T)

Considering how much this website hates Justin Bieber, this is a pretty big confession I'm making - NintendoROCK3T

You have to be pretty damn brave to say this on the Internet. - nintendofan126

I hate this song but I respect your opinion

Now this actually is embarrassing. - Minecraftcrazy530

The Newcomers

? When I was in 6th grade, my pencil rolled off of my desk. When I reached to pick it up, I let out a GIANT fart. The whole class laughed at me. The worst part? My CRUSH was in that class (Nic427)

The Contenders

11 I am extremely heterosexual. (CityGuru)

What do you mean by that? - Kiteretsunu

Just means you're straight. - Garythesnail

This could mean something creepier, once you think about it... - gemcloben

12 I don't know how to swim yet and I'm 9 years old (istooduptoabully)

I learned to swim when I was seven. No big deal? (Considering the fact that most of the kids in my neighborhood learned to swim when the were 6 or younger. ) - DogsUnleashed

Well, I'm learning. I'm just thinking I'll never learn the backstroke. - istooduptoabully

I learned to swim when I was 12. And besides, I rarely need to swim. It's fine. - PositronWildhawk

I'm 12 and I don't know how to swim. Don't be ashamed. - Pegasister12

13 Almost died at least 8 times (AlphaQ)

A cat has 9 lived
AlphaQ has 1 and escaped death 8 times.

Here’s the list:

Almost Stung to death by hornets
Almost drowned 3 times
Almost died while doing parkour
Almost died while being high
Almost died at a sleepover
Almost died in a quad accident

And I wrote this around the beginning of 2018

Gee, I sure cheat death a lot. - AlphaQ

14 Got caught masturbating at school (bobbythebrony)

Why would you masturbate in school? That's quite the gamble. - keycha1n

Most men have masturbated at least once. - Therandom

Give me one good reason why you would ever masturbate in school. - RockFashionista

Got bet 300 dollars that I wouldn't do it but I did and got the money - bobbythebrony

15 He had his first kiss at 10 (AlphaQ)
16 My friend and I were once walking along a train track and just saw a train coming, and jumped onto the adjacent track, escaping by an inch. (paasadani)

Woah. Escaping death by an inch. Cool. - Pegasister12

You are lucky you are alive - AnonymousChick

17 I got in trouble at school for putting b**** on a piece of paper. ( BradenC123)

Heh, I did that too. But I didn't get in trouble. - Pegasister12

18 I attempted to kill myself 2 times because I am a hated weaboo (ArigatoKawaii)
19 RiverClanRocks likes #selfie by the Chainsmokers

You just lost any respect I had for your music taste. - Garythesnail

Most annoying song I heard, probably. - 05yusuf09

I admit it! But it's so catchy and random! - RiverClanRocks

So annoying yet so catchy. - Luckys

20 I ship Jack and King together in Cave Story (xandermartin98)

Oh my sweet ever-loving Jesus, this pairing is adorable. - xandermartin98

21 My real age is 39. (Britgirl)

What's embarrassing about that? I love the number 39! :3
(She probably isn't 39 anymore but still) - Misfire

Hold up what?

When was this added? - AlphaQ

22 I have a tattoo of a watermelon (AlphaQ)
23 I cried the first time watching the Spongebob movie (bobbythebrony)

It must've been really sad to see SpongeBob and Patrick dry up in that one scene.

24 I used to like the Power Rangers (Nintendofan126)

It's true I used to like this show. - nintendofan126

I used to like that show too. - PerfectImpulseX

25 I used to read Captain Underpants (jmepa123)

You're not alone, I actually like it and I'm 12

Very embarrassing when sitting next to a big reader - jmepa123

26 I Still Listen to Music I Enjoyed When I Was Younger (Like Hilary Duff & Cartoon Songs & Etc) (Curti2594)

And I still enjoy the Pokemon theme songs. I consider it better than many of the Popular songs out in the market. - Kiteretsunu

I still listen to songs off of SpongeBob, so you're not the only one. I'M A GOOFY GOOBER! - Alpha101

In the Pokemon theme songs, my favourite are Season 1, Season 4 and Unbeatable - Animefan12

27 Used to like new SpongeBob (N64Dude)

I like new SpongeBob. Actually I like it even more than old SpongeBob. This is not embarrassing at all - PatrickStar

I like new SpongeBob. In fact, even more than old SpongeBob. This is not embarrassing at all - PatrickStar

And I also love the new and old SpongeBob. - cosmo

I like new and old SpongeBob oops! - happyhappyjoyjoy

28 I used to be a Belieber (Cynical69)

I'm sorry for everything you've been through. - keycha1n

When I was in first grade, so was I. - MattAffterburner

29 I actually like Keeping Up With The Kardashians (Turkeyasylum)

Same here - FerrariDude64

30 I was in Kindergarten twice (Skullkid755)

Don't worry, Skullkid755. There's a lot of kids who go through that. Besides, look where you are now. You are a good TopTenner. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Same here. - DarkBoi-X

Just for poor speech.
Now I am making straight As, writing great stories, and playing Fire Emblem Awakening and loving the game.
Don't bully me for this! Please! Do you want me to retire? If you do bully me, the answer is yes!
Don't hurt me! - Skullkid755

31 I actually think Beastie Boys make the best music videos as well as being my favorite rap artist and maybe my favorite band (jack2244)

How's this embarrassing? Just curious.

32 I hate Twenty-One Pilots (jack2244)

Don’t hate them, but not a big fan either. They have some good songs though. - Userguy44

I don’t find that embarrassing at all. I’m not a fan of them either. - 3DG20

33 I once spent an hour designing a Billy Joel tribute concert. (PetSounds)

And then I asked myself, "why? " - PetSounds

Wow. That is such a time-waster activity. - gemcloben

34 I once tried to prank call my friend with my new number. It turned out to be my father. (yatharthb)
35 Likes Windows Vista (Harri666)

Windows 8 is horrible, nothing I have nothing that supports in windows 8, so I changed back to windows 7 it's the best! - glambert

I like Windows Vista. But I'm glad to have Windows 8. - PositronWildhawk

Considering it's one of the most hated Windows devices, then you're making a bold statement there. But you're not alone. - PizzaGuy

I have windows vista on are computer as its really old.
You should see the size of it - jmepa123

36 Was seen wearing Spider-Man underwear when changing in the locker room. (simpsondude)

Bloody hell. That is ridiculously humiliating. - PositronWildhawk

That sounds like something that would happen to me... - DogsUnleashed

37 I still can't tie my shoes (Puga)

Well, Puga, all you're doing is waiting for self-lacing shoes to launch and get them at Social-Shoe one week before worldwide release. - Skullkid755

I still can't tie my shoes very well, so I rely on my mother. You are not alone. - Pegasister12

It's 2015. We should have self-lacing shoes by now.

We have a lot in common. - DapperPickle

38 I snorted in History class (ArpstaAmy333)
39 I'm a little sadist (CastlevaniaFanboy128)
40 I never watched the Lion King (Harri666)

I never have either.

41 I've gotten scolded by teachers one-on-one for at least 5 times in one school year (VelitelCabal)

Most especially math teachers!

That's not embrarassing. That's Tuesday. - Therandom

I don't get scoulded at, but I feel your pain. - Fandom_Lover

42 I have a guilty pleasure of singing the background music in silent films. I can't watch a silent film and keep my mouth shut without humming or singing the music. (MontyPython)
43 In high school, I went to school high on Crack Cocaine. When someone farted, I went on a rampage and started screaming at everyone in the class. (bobbythebrony)

What - SirSkeletorThe3rd

44 I use to like Fetty Wap, Rae Sremmurd, Nicki Minaj and Miley Cyrus (FerrariDude64)
45 KingFab Went To The Beach In A Speedo Which Broke In Front of Everyone

My dad will never let me hear the end of it and it was 4 years ago and I cringe more than ever! - KingFab

46 I used to like The Problem Solverz (ModernSpongeBobSucks)

During that time I liked it, I probably had bad taste in cartoons back then. Good thing I realized how bad of a show it was, because Ed, Edd n Eddy is FAR better than that show! - ModernSpongeBobSucks

47 Once in a chat with velitelcabal, My sister took my keyboard and said I had a crush on him (Kontrahinsunu)

We all know you really do.

48 I like buttons (pupcatdog)

ThEiR YummY - pupcatdog

49 I hate Blink-182 (jack2244)
50 I used to have a big crush on Mr. Clean when I was little (PerfectImpulseX)
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