Most Embarrassing And Dumbest Things That Parents Do And Say

Britgirl
I love my parents dearly but sometimes they nearly make me die with embarrassment with their antics. There must be some pretty iffy things your parents do. Unburden yourself by adding it to this list.

The Top Ten

1 Mum on car washes: "I know a place where they do good hand-jobs. Cheap too!

The whole family turned, wide-eyed, open-mouthed in unison at her. She really had no idea how bad that sounded. - Britgirl

I try to avoid voting for the top item but this one widened my eyes and dropped my mouth. Britgirl your parents sound just a wee bit ditzy. - happyhappyjoyjoy

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2 Dad farts on upward motion on esculator

...so everyone walks into the stench! There's no escape. - Britgirl

3 Mum, on a woman talking about blindness in a radio interview: "She doesn't SOUND blind!"

And what about "she doesn't look deaf"? - gabimartgrena

What?! I despair. I do, straight! Haha! - Britgirl

Yeah, really! People these days... Not sounding blind. - MoldySock

4 Dad starts frantic jogging on the spot after trying on jogging bottoms in a sports shop.

Oh God. I can picture being in this situation. Jeez. How embarrassing. And I hardly go into sports shops at all and just hate being dragged into one. Especially if this happens. - PositronWildhawk

I pretended not to know him...until he shouted my name to "come and have a look at my jogging! " - Britgirl

5 Headline in paper: MARKS AND SPENCER PROFITS FALL - (Dad:) "That's cos I didn't buy my pants from there this year."
6 Dad on his bodily outbursts: "I keep farting out my bum!"

He proudly announced this the first time I took my first boyfriend home to meet my parents. I have to admit, though, through my absolute shame, I found it funny. Haha! - Britgirl

7 Mum on the loudness of motorbikes: "You'd think they'd turn the volume down on those things, wouldn't you?"
8 Mum on Sharon returning to EastEnders: "She's just like a soapland coldsore - irritating and unsightly!"
9 When they pick you up and are overly pleased to see you.

This is so annoying and very embarrassing. The act so emotional like they haven't see me in decades.

10 Mum on One Direction: "Which one's Nigel, then?"

The Contenders

11 "Sorry about him. He's easily embarrassed."
12 "This isn't how I raised you"

And that's when she finds out you date a hot girl when an ugly fat one she likes asks you out

That is so annoying. Like, yes, this is how you raised me.

I hate when that happens. god!

I don’t give a crap about how you raised me!

13 Start a random argument with random people
14 Dad on my brother dropping his iPhone 5 in swimming pool: "Oh I know what you mean, son. I dropped 20p down the loo once!"

The thing is, he really thought it was as bad. My brother just sloped off, defeated... - Britgirl

15 Dance in the streets in front of you
16 Start singing in public

Drives me nuts sometimes because they choose the worst places or they've already been Drinking - Curti2594

17 "You know son, in my day"

I find it funny when parents continually do this! - Curti2594

18 Call things you do "cute"

Is using this word embarrassing? Really? I've had it said to me and I use it quite often too. Oh...I think it's...cute! - Britgirl

Well if you're 20+ years old that would be embarrassing.
If you're ugly. - SuperBacca

19 Curses in front of their children

My parents right here...

20 I ban you from video games
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1. Dad starts frantic jogging on the spot after trying on jogging bottoms in a sports shop.
2. Dad on his bodily outbursts: "I keep farting out my bum!"
3. Mum on car washes: "I know a place where they do good hand-jobs. Cheap too!
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1. Mum on car washes: "I know a place where they do good hand-jobs. Cheap too!
2. Headline in paper: MARKS AND SPENCER PROFITS FALL - (Dad:) "That's cos I didn't buy my pants from there this year."
3. Dad farts on upward motion on esculator
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