Top 10 Embarrassing Moments at the Mall

The Top Ten
1 Going in the changing room, forgetting to lock the door and someone opens it

That happened to me.

2 You can't find the bathroom and you pee your pants

Lol bathroom jokes

3 You get in trouble for laying on a display bed

When I was very little I used to jump on them.

4 Someone sprays their gross perfume in your face

If the perfume is Anais Anais or the latest cheap celebrity offering, you're in for a rough day...

5 You knock over the trash can and it knocks you down and trash falls on you

Ah, the wonders of Newton's third law.

6 Someone gives you stolen products and the police think you stole them
7 You fall on a glass display and break it

I accidentally knocked over a glass candle and broke it while I was at Kohl's once. I hid the mess under the display. Luckily no one was around. They just cleaned it up like nothing happened.

8 Your crush sees you at Build-A-Bear and thinks you like that store
9 Your earbuds unplug and you're listening to Row Row Row Your Boat

Or worse still, Cotton Eye Joe.

10 You accidentally sit at someone else's table with their friends and eat their food
The Contenders
11 You knock over a human made out of clay and it falls on you
12 You get kicked off a coin operated kiddie ride

It happened to me and I was riding a coin operated horse. My high school teacher saw me and told me to get off of it >:(

13 You were in the changing rooms and you see that someone was secretly recording you
14 Getting caught stealing all the free samples

Once my cousin and I were at the mall. We saw a smoothie stand that gave out free samples. We got some. There were 2 people that were in charge of the samples. An American lady and an Asian guy. The American lady kept offering multiple samples to us so we took like 4-5 from her. We tried to do that with the Asian guy and he was like "limit 1 sample per person".

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