Top Ten Most Embarrassing Pet Names Your Mom Can Give You

Note that I have nothing against my mom or anyone's mom.

The Top Ten

1 Munchkin

My mom calls me this all the time. - Snowpelt

2 Buttercup
3 Peanut

My sister is called peanut. - Merilille

4 Pumpkin
5 Mini Me
6 Midget
7 Cutie Pie
8 Honey Bunny

This one is weird. - Snowpelt

Kid(trying to sound cool):Yo, I stole from the store yesterday.
Mom: Hi, Honey Bunny!
Kid’s friend: Honey Bunny?
Kid’s other friends: You’re out of the gang, bro. - lovefrombadlands

9 Sweetie

Never been called a sweetie by my mom but others I know call me sweetie... Just stupid - Unharmless

What if you have this name and your friends and teachers have to call you Sweetie...

That would be weird, but I'm no trying to offend anyone. - Snowpelt

It's not that bad... - Snowpelt

10 Sweetheart

I think Gumball's mom calls him this - BlueFrostOfThunderClan

The Contenders

11 Cuddle-kins

The heck? - Brobusky

12 Fartface

My mom CAN'T be the only one. - Merilille

13 Little Seaman


14 Crapface
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