Top Ten Most Embarrassing Pet Names Your Mom Can Give You

Note that I have nothing against my mom or anyone's mom.

The Top Ten

1 Munchkin

My mom calls me this all the time.

2 Buttercup

3 Peanut

My sister is called peanut.

4 Pumpkin

5 Mini Me

6 Midget

7 Cutie Pie

8 Honey Bunny

I like Honey Bunny!

This one is weird.

9 Sweetheart

10 Sweetie

What if you have this name and your friends and teachers have to call you Sweetie...

That would be weird, but I'm no trying to offend anyone.

It's not that bad...

The Contenders

11 Crapface

12 Mosquito

My mom calls me this sometimes AND I HATE IT!

13 Bean

my mom used to call me this

Coco Bean sounds better!

14 Fartface

My mom CAN'T be the only one.

15 Cuddle-kins

16 Little Seaman

17 Noodle Poodle

18 Chook

19 Kiddo

20 Pants

21 Snuggiepie

My mom will hug me and give me a kiss in public while calling me this, it's so embarrassing

22 Honeybear

23 Coco

24 Sweetkims

25 Stupid

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