Most Embarrassing Presents to Get for Christmas


The Top Ten

1 Underwear

Especially if they had something on them like Dora or hello kitty - Ajkloth

Hopefully this will never happen to me. Awkward beyond belief... - dureckl

If I get a pair I say I won't where it so my parents say I have to. Then I will poo or wee in them to not where them and they will take them away but then they make me where a nappy. But I think that is better than some under where.

I got days of the week underwear for christmas... - AnnieCallie

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2 A Sex Education Book

Yay! Just what I've always wanted! How did you know?!?! - PositronWildhawk

Do I even have to explain...

I'm not even... Like... Why... - MoldySock

I'm under 13 and was once a Nikki Manaj fan! 😱 Do not get me started!

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3 Deodorant

A complimentary gift, I'm certain. - PositronWildhawk

4 Justin Bieber CD

Due to a coal shortage, Santa Claus now gives Justin Bieber CDs to naughty children... - Harri666

Time to smash it

Just give it to a bieliber - AnnieCallie

5 Roadkill

I don't want a dead animal but thanks... - AnnieCallie

6 Mouthwash

That's kinda like saying they have bad breAth. Wouldn't that hurt your feelings if you got that?

7 A Baby Nappy

Especially when it is full

I got this once

8 Subscription to Voluntary Euthanasia Society

What's that?

9 Ticket to Fat Camp

Fat camp still exists? - Harri666

I'm not sure why I find this so funny - MoldySock

This is super embarrassing.

10 A Razor

Not so bad if you're male. If you're female, it's an insult! - beatles

The Contenders

11 A My Little Pony

Why? I am a girl but I have just passed that age being over 8! Oh it's very nearly Christmas!

Especially when you're a boy

My best friend did this to me and I nearly killed him for it - bobbythebrony

Totally! I hate, hate, hate My Little Pony!

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12 One Direction Concert Tickets

That would be TORTURE!

I would throw it away

I would tear them up

I would love this! Too bad they aren't a band anymore ☹️

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13 A Baby Show DVD

Makes sense to be on this list.

Super mean and dorky!

14 Coal

Getting a piece of coal in a box, as a prank, that passed to me last Christmas for not passing year

15 Book On Weight Loss

Basically an insult - AnnieCallie

16 A Pair of Socks
17 A Dildo
18 Gentleman's Magazines
19 Booze

It's especially bad if you're a kid.

20 Barbie Doll

Why would anyone get this for anyone

21 A Dead Bird


22 Poop

I know someone who eats this!

23 Kisses From Granny
24 Toilet Paper

It'sfor when your parents are tired of cleaning you skid marked underwear

Hahaa I hope nobody sends me that, I'd be so insulted.

25 A Book About Being Different is Okay

Yeah I'm different, but that also makes me special! What's wrong with different? - Lina1028

So am I! I am also different - Freddy_Fazbear

I actually got this book once. I still have it I really want to get rid of it in some way (eg. donate it, trade it, sell it, etc),but my mom won't let me >:(

26 Nose Hair Trimmers
27 Condoms

Yes, if you're a single dad with five divorces and seventeen kids, this may be complimentary. - dureckl

Worst present ever unnless its from your partner

28 A Stone
29 Gummy Bear
30 Something You Already Own
31 A Book About Straying from Your Religious Path
32 Tampons

Believe me, you don't want to get those for Christmas, and you don't want to give them to someone.

I hate these - AnnieCallie

33 Toe Nail Clippers
34 A Ticket for Plastic Surgery

That's even worse than getting tickets for a One Direction concert or a Justin Bieber CD! I don't want to look like a fake and plastic barbie doll.

35 The Shake Weight

These just confuse me. - Freddy_Fazbear

36 Peppa Pig DVD

Totally awful! I'm 12 and I hate Peppa Pig!

37 Diapers
38 A Night Light

I am not 2

39 Silly Bands
40 Face Wash

Why would you want it when you can get that anytime

41 Dora the Explorer DVD

Whenever me and my sister go to our grandma's house, she makes us watch Dora.

I'm 12.

42 Winnie the Pooh Stickers

i'm not 4 - AnnieCallie

43 Barney DVD
44 Vajazzle Kit for Granny

Just for fun, and it was very funny!

45 Drain Cover

Because we needed one and she doesn't like getting useful presents. Amusing!

46 Pink Bunny Suit

It happened to Ralphie in The Christmas Story... - Turkeyasylum

47 The Teletubbies on DVD

Especially when you were 2

48 A Coconut

Especially when it goes up your butt. - Freddy_Fazbear

49 Singing Fish
50 Half a Sandwich

A girl actually got this for Christmas.

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1. Underwear
2. A Sex Education Book
3. Subscription to Voluntary Euthanasia Society
1. Roadkill
2. A Baby Nappy
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