Most Embarrassing Presents to Get for Christmas


The Top Ten

1 Underwear

Who gets underwear for Christmas? - JoeBoi

Especially if they had something on them like Dora or hello kitty - Ajkloth

Hopefully this will never happen to me. Awkward beyond belief... - dureckl

I got days of the week underwear for christmas...

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2 A Sex Education Book

Yay! Just what I've always wanted! How did you know?!?! - PositronWildhawk

Do I even have to explain...

I'm not even... Like... Why... - MoldySock

Who'd want this for Christmas! O-O

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3 Deodorant

A complimentary gift, I'm certain. - PositronWildhawk

4 Justin Bieber CD

Why does Justin Bieber have to be on every single list I see. This is getting repetitive. - JoeBoi

Just give it to a bieliber

Due to a coal shortage, Santa Claus now gives Justin Bieber CDs to naughty children... - Harri666

Time to smash it

5 Roadkill

I don't want a dead animal but thanks...

6 Ticket to Fat Camp

If you’re overweight, you’re more likely going to get this. - JoeBoi

Fat camp still exists? - Harri666

I'm not sure why I find this so funny - MoldySock

This is super embarrassing.

7 A Baby Nappy

Especially when it is full

I got this once

8 Mouthwash

Lady: Mouthwash for Christmas?
Man: Why not?
Lady: Interesting gift idea.
Man: I thought so
Lady: Why is it blue?
Man: Why not?
Lady: Why for Christmas?
Man : Why not?
Lady: Why is it blue?
Man: Peppermint
Lady: Interesting
Man: I thought so
Lady: why is it blue?
Man: It's not

-cs188 YTP

That's kinda like saying they have bad breAth. Wouldn't that hurt your feelings if you got that?

9 Subscription to Voluntary Euthanasia Society

What's that?

10 A Razor

Not so bad if you're male. If you're female, it's an insult! - beatles

The Contenders

11 One Direction Concert Tickets

I would love to get this! Some of the songs are pretty decent

I would throw it away

That would be TORTURE!

I would tear them up

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12 A Baby Show DVD

Worst of all...if it was Caillou - Coreforce

I like little kid shows like noggin pbs kids playhouse Disney and nick jr more than baby shows like babyfirsttv

Makes sense to be on this list.

Super mean and dorky!

13 Coal

Getting a piece of coal in a box, as a prank, that passed to me last Christmas for not passing year

14 A My Little Pony

Why? I am a girl but I have just passed that age being over 8! Oh it's very nearly Christmas!

Especially when you're a boy

My best friend did this to me and I nearly killed him for it - bobbythebrony

Err... Boys wouldn't mind it.

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15 A Dildo
16 Book On Weight Loss

Basically an insult

17 A Pair of Socks
18 Gentleman's Magazines
19 Condoms

Should be number one

Yes, if you're a single dad with five divorces and seventeen kids, this may be complimentary. - dureckl

Worst present ever unnless its from your partner

20 Poop

I know someone who eats this!

21 Booze

It's especially bad if you're a kid.

22 Toilet Paper

It'sfor when your parents are tired of cleaning you skid marked underwear

Hahaa I hope nobody sends me that, I'd be so insulted.

23 Barbie Doll

Why would anyone get this for anyone

24 Kisses From Granny

You have to directly get this. - JoeBoi

25 Tampons

I hate these

Believe me, you don't want to get those for Christmas, and you don't want to give them to someone.

If you’re a man, than that’s very embarrassing! Men do not get periods so why would they need this? - JoeBoi

26 A Dead Bird


27 A Book About Being Different is Okay

Yeah I'm different, but that also makes me special! What's wrong with different? - Lina1028

So am I! I am also different - Freddy_Fazbear

I actually got this book once. I still have it I really want to get rid of it in some way (eg. donate it, trade it, sell it, etc),but my mom won't let me >:(

It’s motivation I’ve heard A THOUSAND TIMES. I stick out LIKE A SORE THUMB. It’s not my fault I’m heartbroken about Major Lazer splitting up and not happy about One Direction coming back together. It’s not my fault I want Epic Games to go down in flames like a flammable Halloween costume. It’s not my fault I’m almost a teen and still have toys. These books are like “be different”. They are trying to get me to do acoustic when I want to do moombahton.

28 Nose Hair Trimmers
29 Something You Already Own

I have 2 copies of the Finding Nemo dvd. We bought the 1st copy and someone mailed us the 2nd copy. My mom constantly yelled at me and blamed me for ordering it when in reality I didn’t.

To this day we still have no idea who sent us that 2nd copy of Nemo.

30 A Stone
31 A Lemon With an Smiley Face
32 Gummy Bear
33 Diapers

Oh that would totally be embarrassing! If you know how to use the toilet, why would you need to wear these? - JoeBoi

34 A Book About Straying from Your Religious Path
35 A Night Light

I am not 2

36 Toe Nail Clippers
37 A Ticket for Plastic Surgery

That's even worse than getting tickets for a One Direction concert or a Justin Bieber CD! I don't want to look like a fake and plastic barbie doll.

38 Pink Bunny Suit

It happened to Ralphie in The Christmas Story... - Turkeyasylum

39 The Teletubbies on DVD

Worst show to get on DVD.

Especially when you were 2

40 Singing Fish
41 Half a Sandwich

Well...I like eating sooo - Coreforce

A girl actually got this for Christmas.

42 The Shake Weight

These just confuse me. - Freddy_Fazbear

43 A Ball of Dust

I am allergic to dust

44 A Box of Food

I like getting food as a gift. I love to eat!

45 Peppa Pig DVD

Totally awful! I'm 12 and I hate Peppa Pig!

46 Teen Titans Go! DVDS Under Your Tree

I hate teen titans go

I love teen titans go!

47 Silly Bands
48 Face Wash

Why would you want it when you can get that anytime

49 Dora the Explorer DVD

Whenever me and my sister go to our grandma's house, she makes us watch Dora.

I'm 12.

50 Winnie the Pooh Stickers

i'm not 4

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1. Underwear
2. A Sex Education Book
3. Subscription to Voluntary Euthanasia Society
1. Poop
2. Condoms
3. Tampons
1. Roadkill
2. A Baby Nappy
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