Most Embarrassing Presents to Get for Christmas

The Top Ten

1 Underwear

If I get a pair I say I won't where it so my parents say I have to. Then I will poo or wee in them to not where them and they will take them away but then they make me where a nappy. But I think that is better than some under where.

What are you supposed to say in front of everyone when presented with a pink lacy number from your uncle Cecil?
"Well... They'e not actually my size... Unc. But thanks anyway..."

That's a private thing that parents, or if the recipient is an adult, he or she should address. Getting underwear from a friend is the worst.

Someone I know recently got Spongebob underwear. Seriously. He just ran a mile after that.

2 A Sex Education Book

Yay! Just what I've always wanted! How did you know?!?!

Who'd want this for Christmas! O-O

Do I even have to explain...

I'm not even... Like... Why...

3 A Baby Nappy

Especially when it is full

I got this once

4 Deodorant

A complimentary gift, I'm certain.

5 A Razor

Not so bad if you're male. If you're female, it's an insult!

6 Justin Bieber CD

Why does Justin Bieber have to be on every single list I see. This is getting repetitive.

Due to a coal shortage, Santa Claus now gives Justin Bieber CDs to naughty children...

Time to smash it

Just give it to a bieliber

7 Mouthwash

That's kinda like saying they have bad breAth. Wouldn't that hurt your feelings if you got that?

Lady: Mouthwash for Christmas?
Man: Why not?
Lady: Interesting gift idea.
Man: I thought so
Lady: Why is it blue?
Man: Why not?
Lady: Why for Christmas?
Man : Why not?
Lady: Why is it blue?
Man: Peppermint
Lady: Interesting
Man: I thought so
Lady: why is it blue?
Man: It's not

-cs188 YTP

8 A Dead Bird
9 Roadkill

I don't want a dead animal but thanks...

Good for taxidermists!

10 Book On Weight Loss

Basically an insult

The Contenders

11 Subscription to Voluntary Euthanasia Society
12 Ticket to Fat Camp

I'm not sure why I find this so funny

This is super embarrassing.

Fat camp still exists?

If you’re overweight, you’re more likely going to get this.

13 A Night Light
14 A Baby Show DVD

Makes sense to be on this list.

Worst of all...if it was Caillou

Super mean and dorky!

I like little kid shows like noggin pbs kids playhouse Disney and nick jr more than baby shows like babyfirsttv

15 One Direction Concert Tickets

I would love to get this! Some of the songs are pretty decent

I would throw it away

I would tear them up

I figure this would be a good gift because you could sell them and make a lot of money to buy gifts for yourself! 😊 Mission accomplished!

16 Coal

Getting a piece of coal in a box, as a prank, that passed to me last Christmas for not passing year

17 A Ticket for Plastic Surgery

That's even worse than getting tickets for a One Direction concert or a Justin Bieber CD! I don't want to look like a fake and plastic barbie doll.

18 A My Little Pony

Why? I am a girl but I have just passed that age being over 8! Oh it's very nearly Christmas!

My best friend did this to me and I nearly killed him for it

This one is very bad if it's something like a huge Twighlight Sparkle doll/figure.

Totally! I hate, hate, hate My Little Pony!

19 A Dildo
20 Condoms

Yes, if you're a single dad with five divorces and seventeen kids, this may be complimentary.

Worst present ever unnless its from your partner

Should be number one

If it was Comu-chan, I wouldn’t care

21 A Pair of Socks
22 Diapers

Oh that would totally be embarrassing! If you know how to use the toilet, why would you need to wear these?

My brother stoped using diapers when he was seven or eight. I was four wearing underwear.

23 Gentleman's Magazines
24 Poop

I know someone who eats this!

25 Booze

It's especially bad if you're a kid.

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