Top Ten Embarrassing Situations You Can Seem to AvoidTehBoss Ever had one of those utterly embarrassing moments when it seems that the odds are stacked up against you and Fate is conspiring to ruin your reputation? Well, if you haven't had that moment it will, without fail, occur at some point in your life. Examples of this predicament can stretch from a social encounter gone wrong to a full-blown moment of awkwardness that makes you want to roll on the floor, curl into a fetal position, and never get up.
Life is the cruelest mistress of them all. Here's ten reasons why.
The Top Ten
You've got it all wrong. You simply look around and say, "What the hell are all you idiots doing in the wrong class? " Then exit, stage left, to rave reviews.
Okay, this situation is avoidable, and I'm not saying everybody will experience it. But for those who will...God help you. You'll need it. - TehBoss
A large group of people means more opinions to be expressed. Back when the law was more carefree, large groups of people meant lynch mobs. You've probably noticed how the two are connected. - TehBoss
"Back when the law was more carefree..." (snorkel! ) You got style.
Commenting anything on TTT be like... - AnonymousChick
Unless your parents are cool or own a caddie or something other. - TehBoss
Again, "Simply testing your level of dedication to your fascinating obsession." Walk away leaving them totally confused.
Unless they enjoy eating puppies; then, by all means, feel free. - TehBoss
This situation is extremely painful when you're the victim, but I assume that it probably feels awesome when you can counter-correct the correction and be smug about it afterwards. - TehBoss
Again, all wrong. Simply come back with, "I was merely testing your confidence in your knowledge. Well done."
Let's be fair here, it's happened to every last one of us. - PositronWildhawk
Try, "Ya know, they're doing great things with hearing loss these days."
Or, "So, how's that concussion coming along? "
It hurts to tell a joke like one of these (http://www.thetoptens.com/best-blonde-jokes/) to an audience consisting of crickets. - TehBoss
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2. Accidentally broadcasting your opinion to a large group of people
3. Getting noticed hanging out with your parents
2. Saying "hi" to someone as they say "hi" to you
3. Having a conversation with a friend and realizing you've been talking smack about the stuff they enjoy